Hi. I'm called Chris. I don't love my name; but I don't hate it either. It's me. I'm 14, nearly 15 years old and live in a town somewhere on the south coast of england. It has lots of people in it that drink and do drugs and kill, and a few that don't. It has the sea, and a river, and my friends and is a home to me, of sorts, no matter how boring it can get. Sometimes I can be a total loser. To be honest, I excel at the art of losing. I think it's because I'm stubborn. I just keep trying. Until things get ridiculous and a bit too humiliating, that is, in which case I just try to blag my way out of it. And probably fail, and run away. My aim in life is to do and get what ever I want, have sex, and then die. And I want it all to be fun. I want to enjoy it, make the most out of it, and occaisionally get in trouble. Everything can be fun when you have the right attitude.

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