Here are a few Haikus I found about the Windows error messages.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
- Peter Rothman

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
- David J. Liszewski

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
- Simon Firth

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
- James Lopez