Posted on: July 10, 2007, at 03:54:40pm

[15:33] Kevin: would you rather
[15:33] Kevin: get eaten by ants or lions?
[15:33] Christiana: lions
[15:33] Christiana: unless I was dead
[15:33] Kevin: youre alive
[15:33] Christiana: then I wouldnt care
[15:34] Christiana: lions
[15:34] Kevin: why?
[15:34] Christiana: theyll kill me faster
[15:34] Kevin: but what if they didnt have teeth?
[15:34] Christiana: less pain?
[15:34] Christiana: ah
[15:34] Christiana: claws?
[15:35] Kevin: but what if they cant eat you or anything and they just gum you to death
[15:35] Kevin: what if they had no claws?
[15:35] Kevin: and they were really really old lions
[15:36] Christiana: and they could sit on me and suffocate me to death
[15:36] Christiana: they have claws
[15:36] Kevin: these lions have no claws
[15:36] Christiana: then i'dmake a run for it
[15:36] Kevin: but what if you were tied to the ground?
[15:37] Kevin: then what?
[15:37] Christiana: i'd worm my way out
[15:37] Kevin: you cant
[15:37] Kevin: youre glued top the ground too
[15:37] Kevin: to*
[15:38] Kevin: then what?
[15:38] Christiana: you just want me eaten by ants don't you?
[15:38] Kevin: no i want to see how much it will take for you to be eaten by ants
[15:40] Christiana: oh
[15:40] Kevin: so
[15:40] Kevin: youre glued to the ground
[15:40] Kevin: would you still be eaten by lions?
[15:41] Christiana: so?
[15:42] Christiana: how will they eat me if their toothless
[15:42] Christiana: swollow me whole?
[15:43] Kevin: yes
[15:43] Kevin: wait
[15:43] Kevin: no
[15:43] Kevin: they are incapable of eating you
[15:44] Christiana: so i'd just be glued to the ground until I starved to death
[15:45] Christiana: then the ants would probably eat me anyway
[15:45] Kevin: no someone would feed you
[15:45] Kevin: and there are no ants anywhere near the lion is
[15:45] Christiana: why won't they help me escape?
[15:46] Kevin: becuase they want to see if you would rather be eaten by ants or lions!
[15:47] Christiana: how big are the ants?
[15:47] Kevin: not big at all they are just the normal black ones
[15:48] Christiana: how many are there?
[15:48] Kevin: 1
[15:48] Kevin: just 1
[15:48] Christiana: i'd kill it
[15:48] Kevin: you cant
[15:48] Kevin: its unkillable
[15:49] Christiana: how come?
[15:49] Christiana: well I'll wait for it to die
[15:49] Kevin: it doesnt die o.O
[15:50] Christiana: then lions!
[15:50] Kevin: fine!
[15:50] Kevin: gah
[15:50] Kevin: thats all you had to say