See this? . That's called a DOT. There's a DOT at every imperative sentence. Like that DOT. And that DOT. And so on and so forth. ... There's 4 DOTS. Let's count all the DOTS we see from here on out: (That's 2)

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Can you count all these DOTS without your brain just dropping a bomb on itself? Maybe your eyes will fall back into their sockets? Who knows? That's a hell of a lot of DOTS.




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Remember, only count the ones in sentences that are imperative. Ones with question marks or exclamation points do NOT count. So go ahead and comment on this thought with your guess. Make sure it's an HONEST guess.

I don't want to see guesses like,

TWELVE HUNDREDKAZILLIONMILLIONHILLIONBBQWAFFLILLION.

Cuz.. you know that's just crossing the line there.)

Know what? Good, cuz I don't. Wanna tell me what? What's with you not wanting to let me know what the hell is up with this whole thing? What's that? ...I dunno. What? Just tell me what to do here, I mean I'm all clueless and whatnot. Well, whatever's good with you and the whole what thing, I mean yeah.

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What? A dude can't be bored?

Foam at the mouth and fall over backwards. Is he foaming at the mouth to fall over backwards or falling over backwards to foam at the mouth? Tonights spectrum examines the question of foaming and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and balling, walling and stalling, gauling and mauling, bawling and hauling, tralling and squalling and zawling. Zawling! Is there a word zawling? If there is what does it mean? If there isn't what do I mean? Perhaps both, maybe neither! What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word? What do I mean by what do I mean? What do I mean by do and what do I do by mean? What do I do by do by do, and what do I mean by wasting your time like this! Good night!

W00T!

I just went to the store and found FF7 for the comp for effing $15!!

Hell yeah, that was a STEAL!

I just got out of the sewers, for those of you out there who've played it. So yeah, you might've beaten it unlike me. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

*Edit* Well that was awhile ago, but now I've just gotten Vincent, meaning I've killed the Lost Number boss and I am now moving onto the Materia Keeper boss.

*'NOTHER Edit* Yeah, that was even longer. XD. Now I got to the end of the game, and I'm off to pwn Sephiroth, but he's an ASS to kill! Let alone even GET TO. GOD! ....Annoying.

Let's face the facts about me and you
A love unspecified..
Though I love to call you Chocolate Bear,
The crowd will always stop and stare
I feel exactly those feelings too,
And that's why I keep them inside
Cause this bear can't bare the world to stain
And sometimes it's easier to hide
Then explain our GUY LOVE
That's ALL it is
GUY LOVE
He's mine I'm his
There's nothing gay about it
In our eyes...
You ask me 'bout this thing we share,
And he tenderly replies...
It's GUY LOVE,
Between two guys.
We're closer than the average man and wife,
That's why our matching braclets say "TURK" and "J.D."
You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life,
You're the only man who's ever been inside of ME!
Whoa-whoa, I just took out his appendix
There's no need to clarify,
Oh no?
Just let it grow more and more each day..
It's like I married my best friend,
BUT IN A TOTALLY MANLY WAY!
Let's go!
It's Guy Love,
Don't compromise,
The feeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart into the sky...
I'll be there to catch you through all the loathes,
I'll be there to share the high.. Uh!
It's Guy Love,
Between two guys..
And when I say,
"I love you, Turk."
That's not what it implies...
It's GUY LOVE,
Between,
Two...
...Guys...

No hands.