Wow. As I was thinking of what to put in this random thought I smelled smoke,and seeing as I was sitting outside I looked up for a trail to follow to its source. But lo and behold when I look up the first thing I see is TWO PIGEONS HAVING SEX!!! Now that I think about it, I should have taken a photo...

If you are reading this, then it means that i was sucessful in placing a random thought on my profile via my iPHONE. Now if only i could play ffr or spin it up from it.......

This weekend i was at work and for one reason or another, i got to thinking about Santa Claus and the things he does and why, and that's when i realized that something was horribly wrong. I figured out Santa's secret identity!

I first thought of how santa is breaking into millions of houses all in one night, and that made me deduce that he is not in fact a caucasian, but indeed is black. My reasons for believing this are because only a black man could break into so many houses so fast.

Then i thought of how he was only breaking into said houses for the children of the household, and i realized that Santa must be a Pedophile! Why else would he go into the houses just for children?

This was all astounding enough, but then i realized something even worse. I knew who Santa really was and i wasn't liking the only plausible answer.

Santa Claus is Michael Jackson! What other black man has the funds, the pedophilic interest, could get away with it without legal repercussions, AND could be mistaken for a white man? NONE!

Therefore i ask you all to think about this.

WTF IS GOING ON???!!!

P.S. - I've gotten comments about this being offensive and rascist. Yes, I will admit that this is a bit rascist, and i am not exactly happy about it being that way. The fact of the matter is though, this random thought was posted to entertain. If you don't like it, then that's ok with me. You are welcome to your own thoughts and opinions.

I saw this on moogle999999's profile and thought it was awesome so i'm posting it here.

Florida.
I don't know why, but for some inane reason, people seem to see this as some sort of paradise. I can tell you from first hand experience that IT'S NOT. People in florida SUCK. nobody here can drive properly, which can be extremely dangerous for you if you are a pedestrian trying to cross the street. Old people flood here every winter, which although is great for businesses, it's not great for us locals who just want some freaking peace. Between all the god damn tourists and the mother flipping immigrants who somehow get drivers liscences and the tourists, Florida is a veritable hellhole. It especially sucks on the topic of education. We're so hung up on the FCAT (Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test)in our public schools, that kids don't get to learn nearly enough of what they need to learn to be even remotely successfull. It makes me wonder how the hell we got to be ranked 29th in the US for education. Lately, the housing market has gone crazy, with the houses being really cheap, and then they went to sky high prices, causing many people to lose their homes. We have had republican governors for god knows how long, the last one being our president's brother (Enough said!), and I think that this stae has gone to hell. As far as hurricanes go, we haven't hady very many lately, and they're not always as horrid as they are made out to be (at least not in my area).
But that's just one person's opinion, so belive what you want! JUST DON'T THINK THIS IS SOME FREAKING PARADISE BECAUSE IT'S NOT.