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Posted on: August 31, 2008, at 04:52:01pm

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 02:48 PM
Posted by Administrator

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent , please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional , press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell You which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, hang up. it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. But Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are
too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the
fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons. You'll just mess it up.


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1. 1: xX{iPod}Xx
   Posted at 9:10pm on November 22nd, 2009

   aha, if you're blonde dont press any buttons you'll just mess up lol =P that's funny, can i put this on my page thing? lol =P
2. 2: Sterlingmagi
   Posted at 5:01pm on November 23rd, 2009

   sure lol spread the love XD
3. 3: EtherCloud
   Posted at 3:48am on December 19th, 2009

   epic, so i have to wait for the beep first huh? then press 3,4,5,6
4. 4: Sterlingmagi
   Posted at 9:27am on December 19th, 2009

   You're not the only one, haha