Open the door, say, "I'm sorry, we all worship Satan here." (say it as courteously as possible, and throw in a smile for added effect) If they ask if there is anyone else in the house they can talk to, reply, "No." (still smiling) That's one of the things my friend likes to do when Mormons come to the door.
One time I let them in and listened to them talk. When they were done, I asked them to come back tomarrow. The next day, when they got to the door I said thanks to your speech yesterday, I've decided to devote my life to Satan.
Posted at 9:59pm on July 6th, 2008
Come out with nothing on, saying "I just came out of the shower"
Or do what I did one time, stand on the balcony, and SHOOT THEM WITH A WATER GUN
Posted at 10:01pm on July 6th, 2008
XD! brilliant
Posted at 10:02pm on July 6th, 2008
open the door and say "hello, id like to talk to you abotu satan" then hand them a satanic bible and a strap on tail
Posted at 7:29pm on July 7th, 2008
Open the door, say, "I'm sorry, we all worship Satan here." (say it as courteously as possible, and throw in a smile for added effect) If they ask if there is anyone else in the house they can talk to, reply, "No." (still smiling)
That's one of the things my friend likes to do when Mormons come to the door.
Posted at 9:29pm on July 7th, 2008
XD!!! even better if its some older lady or a stereo typical "family" person. all clean and dressed.
Posted at 7:17pm on July 8th, 2008
LOL I like the stra ppart
Posted at 11:19pm on July 10th, 2008
One time I let them in and listened to them talk. When they were done, I asked them to come back tomarrow. The next day, when they got to the door I said thanks to your speech yesterday, I've decided to devote my life to Satan.
Posted at 2:04pm on July 12th, 2008
XD!!!!
Posted at 2:19pm on July 12th, 2008
OMG BERZERKR THAT'S GENIUS
Posted at 5:44pm on July 12th, 2008
=^o^=