Completely random
Posted on: June 29, 2008, at 07:50:17am

Dr. Weird: Ladies and Gentlemen, BEHOLD! *beckons corn forward*
CORN!!!!!!!

You: what....in the fuck?

Steve: Um...yeah...*backs away from corn*

Dr. Weird: this corn is EDIBLE! but to become edible you must let it eat you!

CORN: *eats you and steve*

you/steve: ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

-corn falls on Doctor Weird-

Dr. Weird: AH HA HA HA HA HA!
My My

1. 1: Mr.Nothing
   Posted at 6:46pm on July 4th, 2008

   Dr. Weird: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you MORE CORN!
   Steve: I don't think I wanna eat that...
   Dr. Weird: But this corn is different!
   Steve: Okay, then I guess...
   -Steve walks toward the corn-
   Corn: *Impales Steve against the wall*
   Dr. Weird: It's not different at all, IS IT!