My MilkShake...Re-Done
Posted on: November 27, 2010, at 03:37:05am

Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard. And lo, they reply: "'Tis better than thine!" Verily, 'tis better than thine. I shall apprentice thee, but I wouldst levy a fee.

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My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of males to my place of residence and/or employment, and it far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it surpasses yours. I can convey to you this recipe, but I have to demand compensation