Full title: The most reliable (sfw) way to wake me up is to put a freshly cooked plate of bacon near my face

I guarantee you that I’ll jump up instantly, it tastes amazing!

Me: “man, we all know you have a chode. You’re just jealous that a girl has a bigger dick than you.”

*he hangs up*

*cue final fantasy victory theme*

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No one can see my posts, even through direct links.

OH SH-

They put me on patches.

I’m gonna wait a month or two for my next follow up, and I’m gonna mention the thing of shots to another provider, and hopefully I can get them.

Apparently, from what I was told, it’s just a thing with that planned parenthood, as others put you on Valerate quite quickly.

It still seems to work tho, so I guess it’s fine.

Still have to take spiro pills tho, but not much I can do about that till I’m post op