i just saw a lunar eclipse! The moon was there.... and now it's not. Poof! Like magic!

kiki: mimi, would you do me a favor?
me: what's the magic word?
kiki: please.
me: no
kiki: oh nevermind.
me: u got it!
kiki: that's the magic word? Why?
me: cuz then that means i don't have to do it.

On the outside, i look like a normal kid but inside i am PURE goth.

it was big. it was black. and it was a hole. i always supected that there was something wrong with the dryer the minute i learned there was in invasion. every time i put the socks in the dryer i always lost one. i should have known. sadly, i learn this before the insulticator aand emokidous and i were sucked in. we landed on planet whose name i am not allowed to give you. it's top secret. anyway, the hole was a trap. there was an alien space ship waiting for us with weapons. luckily, we were loaded, too. we took out our laser beams and vaporized every alein in sight. we dogded every thing fired at us until they were all eliminated. "great job, guys" i said "now, let's get off this planet"
"i'd go with that plan but we have one problem. we don't have a ride home." argued insulticator. i shrugged.
"we can use the space ship." i looked in it's direction but saw nothing. "where is it?"
"emokidous vaporized it when she was shooting." said insulticator.
"i didn't mean to! my hand slipped on the trigger." replied emokidous.
"you have no aim what so ever."i glared at emokidous. we were stuck.




to be continued......












special thanks to my cousin who came up with the black hole (just the idea. not the story.that was all me)

Dear reader,
I must make this message quick because I haven't much time. I just thought I should warn somebody about this terrible event. An alien invasion has finally come! They want to take over the world! And their master plan is to turn our technology against us. Keep your eyes open. Ordinary household appliances will not be as they appear. They will start to acquire a mind of their own. I seen it happen with my own eyes. I work for the CIA. It's my job along with my fellow agents the Insulticator and Emokidous to stop the aliens before they suceed with plan. I will keep you updated just so you know what to expect and will be prepared when chaos comes near you.

Sincerly,
Deathosaur