The Devil's Dictionary
Posted on: July 25, 2008, at 03:47:51pm

1. HEARSE (noun): Death's baby-carriage.
2. IMPUNITY (noun): Wealth.
3. KILL (v.t.): To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.
4. MISFORTUNE (noun): The kind of fortune that never misses.
5. OUTDO (v.t.): To make an enemy.
6. PEACE (noun): In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
7. RIOT (noun): A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
8. RUMOR (noun): A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
9. SAINT (noun): A dead sinner revised and edited.
10. SELFISH (adj.): Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

1. 1: Harp of Altara
   Posted at 11:46am on July 28th, 2008

   Clever. I especially liked the entry for "misfortune."
2. 2: passivegirl
   Posted at 9:24pm on September 2nd, 2008

   I feel the selfish one is strangely true. :S
3. 3: skillplayer
   Posted at 6:36pm on October 1st, 2009

   wow that's both funny and deep