HOW TO GET GUM OUT OF YOUR HAIR:
Well, everyone knows that the best solution for getting gun out of your hair is peanut butter. Once you have the peanut butter in your hair the next step is simple, use a pinaple to get a sample unstuck, and then put it in the analizer in your secret lab. The computer will show that the real reason that brocoli is so bad a social parties is that the people to go to such never wear long enough pants. See, pants are a very important part of social interaction, beggining back in 1920 when that thing happen with the pants, and the hippies or something, I can't quite remember. I think it had to do with the Turkish mafia or something... I might get shot now... this isn't good, we gotta hide, we gotta put you in the oven, it's perfect. Now, if you turn up the heat to 450 degrees Gonsas (which is the new temperature measurment sistem, which is much like Celsius but cooler... by cooler I don't mean temperature wise). If you haven't noticed by now, you will see that some very loud noices are coming from besides you, this means that now is the time to put some gasoline in there, that'll make it all go away. OH EM GEE! YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE! Are... are you ok... Ladies and gentelmen, I don't think he's alive anymore... Well, at least the gum is gone.