One day, Calvin and Jerry were on there way to a camping trip to go hiking and all of a sudden they ran into their two friends Big Bob and African Black in the middle of nowhere. They had a whole lot of catching up to do because they haven't seen each other in ages. After they were done talking about how their lives were, they all agreed to go their separate ways and go back to whatever they were doing. When Calvin was about to start his car, the car tires were popped and they had nowhere to go. The same thing happened to Big Bob and African Black. They were all stuck in the middle of nowhere. "Damn! What are we going to do?" said Calvin. Big Bob, African Black, Calvin and Jerry all agreed to stick together and go look for help. Just before they took off, Big Bob grabbed his bong and weed out of the trunk of his car and took a huge bong rip. Calvin didn't know if he wanted to take a hit or not so he flipped a coin. Heads, he will smoke, if tails, he won't smoke. Calvin got heads and then asked Big Bob for a hit. "No" Big Bob said to Calvin. "Oh, that's unfortunate then", "I guess it is" came from Big Bob. Calvin went back to his car and opened up the trunk and grabbed a base ball bat. He then walked up to Big Bob and hit him across the head with it. After Calvin killed Big Bob, he took out an M16 from the back seat of his car and killed all of his friends. Then came along Shrek flying out of nowhere, kidnapped Calvin and killed him. All that Shrek said to Calvin before he died was "It's all ogre now"