Hello fuck asses of the world. My name is Jeff. I play guitar. I'm kinda chubby and ugly and proud so fuck you. This is my world and you have chose to entre it. Prepare to be weirded out. So talk to me if you wanna know me. I don't need or belive in religon. Don't force your dumbass belifs on me. Yes, I'm a freak. Yes, I'm weird. I love being both. I play guitar and in fucking NEED of a metal band. Prefabley a thrash or death metal band!!!!! I own a Baby Dean From Hell and a Epiphone acoustic. Been playing for two (2) years now. I terrably hate wiggers, "gangsters", posers, people who cut and use it as an excuse for all their problems(or emo if you will), preps, sluty girl's, shit talkers, the Barbie type, and people who use others. I fucking hate trends. Their really annoying. Just take the time to know me before you point your finger to judge me. I'm a cooler guy than you may think.

Guitars, concerts, music, metal, cool shit.

Pantera, Rebel Meets Rebel, Down, Superjoint Ritual, Damageplan, Anal Cunt, Hellyeah, Nevermore, Metallica, Devildriver, Lamb of God, Slayer, Children of Bodom, Fear Factory, Megadeth, Black Label Society, Anthraxx, Ozzy Osbourne, Jimi Hendrix, Slipknot, Korn, Godsmack, Disturbed, Eyehategod, Mudvayne, Coal Chamber, As I Lay Dying, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Tool, Iron Maidin, Black Sabbath, Guns'N Roses, Dio, AC/DC, Arch Enemy, Cradle of Filth, Tool, Flowing Tears, Iced Earth, Strapping Young Lad, God Forbid, Static-X, Jungle Rot, Immolation, David Allan Coe, And Oceans, Rage Against The Machine, Motley Crue, Scum Of The Earth, Kittie, Kataklysm, Heaven Shall Burn, Bury Your Dead, Meshuggah, Nightwish, Venom, Twisted Sister, Shadows Fall, Cannabal Corpse, Carnal Forge, Dark Tranquillity, Heven Shall Burn, The Gathering, The Haunted, Meshuggah, Motorhead, Nightwish, Stuck Mojo, Scorpions, Led Zepplen, Van Halen, Nothingface, Crowbar, Unholy Ghost, Seether, VNV Nation, Kidneythieves, Kid Rock, Lynard Skynard, Linkin Park, Dream Evil, Cryptopsy, Behemoth, Hatebreed, 3 Inches of Blood, Borknagar, All Shall Perish, Through The Eyes of the Dead, The Red Chord, Despised Icon, See You Next Tuesday, Job For A Cowboy, Wintersun, Grave, Divine Empire, Skinless, Fleshless, Decapitated, All That Remains, Krabathor, Mayhem, Tormentor, Kreator, Gojira, Dope, Arise And Ruin, Unearth, Darkest Hour

Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Saw 4, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, The Lord of the Rings series, Clerks, Clerks 2, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Chucky series, Accepted, Pantera 3 Valger Videos From Hell, Dimevison Volume 1, Lamb of God 'Killidilphia' dvd, Metal: A Headbangers Journey, Blade, Blade 2, Blade 3, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Queen of the Damned, Knocked Up, Hostel, The Silence of The Lambs, Napolin Dynamite, House on Haunted Hill, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Airplanes, The Ballad of Rickey Bobby, Zoolander, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Idol Hands, Borat, Half Baked, Troy, The Matrix, Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Idol Hands, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Happy Gilmore, Austin Powers, Jeepers Creepers, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy,The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, The Time Machine