Why are cow craps called "cow pies"?
Why was Tales of Symphonia discontinued?
How come I can't stop nervously itching muself?
Why does my mom think that someone can "hack" into my webcam and watch us?
Why was there a D&D cult?
Were people so into it that they have to form a religion about it?
How come pandas aren't purple?
Why haven't we found Osama yet?
Why can't I stop rambling on like this?
Because I choose not to! ...DAMNIT!!!!!