Paper Beats Rock
Posted on: September 14, 2008, at 02:38:07pm

Ok well, was recently playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with my young cousin. I picked rock. He picked paper. He won.

How the hell did he win? How in the world does paper beat rock? Is it supposed to suffocate it to death? Maybe it gives it a wicked mean paper cut. I don't know. Maybe once it's wrapped around the rock, it magically immobilizes it.

So maybe we should all carry 'round a thick notebook full of paper.

That way we can immobolize anyone we don't like.

If they're a rock that is. XD