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JesusReturns
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Gender:Male
Location:Heaven, Canada
Last Activity:11-16-2007
Member for: 18.43 years
Gaming Region:Canada
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About me:
I'm jesus!
Interests:
Turning water into wine, walking on water, you know the usual.
Fav Music:
Christian Rock.
Fav Movies:
Jesus is Back and Jesus is Back2!
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Random Thoughts
Who am I?
Posted on: November 10, 2007, at 04:23:18am   [0 comments]
Who the fuck are you?! I'm Jesus. You are nobody.

Whoa!
Posted on: November 6, 2007, at 06:21:22am   [0 comments]
I just made a blind man see again! Go me!

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ADK_9022 writes...
at 7:49:21pm on 2/21/08
I Hope U Know Christian Rock Is Bad, If U Mix Rock With Gospel It Makes LUKE WARM. Try Reading The Bible
MORMONATOR writes...
at 10:48:39pm on 12/6/07
what religion are you buddy
Conorn writes...
at 1:07:28am on 11/25/07
sweet jeebus!
l u l l a b y writes...
at 6:31:57pm on 11/16/07
aww.. i loves the jesus.
dillonwinnett@aol.com writes...
at 4:37:56am on 11/14/07
dillon was here bitch
agent000_77 writes...
at 8:55:57pm on 11/13/07
Lack of taste is evident.
mil274 writes...
at 8:30:53pm on 11/13/07
dude, i'm christian, seriously i don't mean offense but this is like ****ed up. people make fun of christ too much. you can talk about hell, muhammad, allah, ANYTHING! but once the subject goes to Jesus, people just start going "NO" it's like wtf
Soul_Devour writes...
at 2:48:10am on 11/13/07
who are you
SuperSonicX writes...
at 10:56:03pm on 11/11/07
Don't take this as an insult but its things like this that make people turn away from Christ. I'm sorry but thumbs down.
BTW: I'm christian.
LyssPwnz writes...
at 10:08:45am on 11/11/07
Sorry. I don't believe in you. [:
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