Now i grew up in a small redneck town well some would see it as a redneck town but really its more advanced than that we actually just got a Walmart. Yup was like the most talked about subject in this town once we got one "Dude have you been to our new walmart yet?", "Yea man i heard its been an on going debate of establishment for like 4 years". Well I been to it and it felt like any other walmart just in my own town but god damn was i and any other people here proud to proclaim we now have a walmart.

Well with all honesty I kinda hated my town to me it was always party everyday and so slow and boring so i ended up moving alot jumping to cities to cities one city in particular i was in was kelowna now i have to say that place was just amazing... during the summer and who would of known they too had a walmart.

i met some people there, they were shocked i came from my redneck imbredded town I told them "Yep i was born and raised there" and it never occurred to me to how popular my town was until one of them said "Dude your from Williams Lake? thats badasss you must be badass! i'de never wanna cross through that town" i kinda just stopped and starred at him like he was on crack or something then i had to kinda check myself to reassure how badass i was but i could honestly not find one badass thing about me so like what would anyone would do in this situation wed like to over exaggerate things and so here i said "hell yea, you know what we did for fun down there too? we'd fucking party everyday!" he looks back at me and he says "..yea man we do too.." i kinda felt intimidated there but then i said "yea but not like us" and he responds back "yea thats true".

Good recovery i thought to myself as i managed to save the towns reputation.

One thing you should know about our town is that it is extremely poor like and our gangs consist of knives and machetes with serious attitude.

much like mexico... onley we have winter and rednecks!

some people think its kinda a hazard to mix drugs and weapons with rednecks but i think its a true masterpiece you get them hillbillies wild up at a party and you suddenly turn them into adrenline freaks.

now after i left kelowna i found myself in surrey and i thought my town was badass fucking surrey had zombies roaming the streets.

it was pretty entertaining honestly instead of brains it was the opposite there whole source that fueled em was crack... who would of known. now personally i'd not wanna mess with these fuckers they may not have knives like we do but they have bloody syringes and bacteria that spreads if you get infected your pretty much fucked.

crazy zombies wont stop until they actually shank you with a syringe.

now times i wondered what if we mixed surrey up with my town now that would be a pretty epic showdown to watch Mexico vs zombieworld.

haha then for the hell of it wed prob through in a couple of real true mexicans and cowboys while were at it for the finale.

now back on to my town if there is 2 good things about my town is education and imagination since there aint anything better to do might aswell educate ourselves with our imaginations.

and that pretty much sums up to all popularity of my town