God, what to say? I'm not that important, I guess. Nothing much to look back on, so I guess you've got nothing from me. Boo hoo. :| You can just call me Targa, btw.

I dunno, I like computer. Derp. Hobbies, hobbies, hobbies, I guess I like writing stories. Not fan fiction, so don't even try to suggest me writing something about some shit like Naruto or Kirby. Genuine own characters. I also enjoy paroding songs, so you can feel free to give me a song and sub, although I do have restrictions about the subject. No, sex isn't one of them. Oh yeah, and I'm bisexual. c: Make fun all you want, I don't give a shit. HA, THIS THING CENSORS. WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT CENSOR ON A SITE LIKE THIS? I don't even know why I go on the internet anymore, when it becomes this immature.

I absolutely adore Johann Sebastian Bach, They Might Be Giants, Modest Mouse, ZZ Top, Guns 'N Roses, "Weird Al" Yankovic, and Weezer.

I can't choose, don't make me.