I am an alien from the planet Blon Quenitza sent here in exile. Every night I send intergalactic messages to my lover who lives on my home planet.

My hobbies are diving for clams, calling telemarketers, and watching the test patterns on the televisions.

I love music from my home planet. Every time my favorite band Gleep Orrp comes out with a new music disk my lover buys one and sends it to me using an under ground mailing system. How thoughtful of him.

We do not have movies on Blon Quenitza. I am not sure ,but if the test patterns are in the genre of movies then yes test patterns are most definitely my favorite movies. I love random blocks of colors the remind me of the sky when the suns set on my home planet.