Harry Potter/Naruto crossover (someone else made
Posted on: January 19, 2008, at 12:32:23pm

(During Fifth year and after timeskip)
Naruto: (sees broomsticks) OMG!
(People on broomsticks land)
Harry: Hello. Who are you?
Naruto: Uzumaki Naruto! this is Sakura, Sai, and Kakashi-sensei.
Sakura: (staring dreamily at Ron)
Ron: Uh...hi?
Hermione: (glaring at Sakura)
Sai: (studying Ginny)
Harry: What are you looking at?
Kakashi: Why are you here?
Harry: We are after Voldemort. Snake-like, very creepy, wants world domination and has a thing for young boys?
Naruto: I think you mean Orochimaru.
Hermione: (to Sakura) May I help you?
Sakura: Say, do you want to come with me to Ichiraku's?
Ron: Are you asking me on a date? (red ears)
Hermione: (red in face) BACK OFF, B****!!!! ( both get into cat fight)
Sai: (trying to sketch fight)
Ron: (red face)
Harry: Lucky guy.
Ginny: Are you still moaning over Cho?
Harry: No! There's someone else... (red face)
Ginny: Who?
Harry: (redder) Ah, ah...
Naruto: You like Ginny, don't you?
Harry: Ah...expelliarmus! (both Naruto and Kakashi are flung back)
Orochimaru: (walking dog, sees them) Potter!
Harry: Voldemort!
Naruto: @_@ Gee Hinata, you sure are pretty today...
Kakashi: @_@ Anko-chan...
Ron: Herbert Noodleman!
Harry & Oro: o_O
Ron: What? You guys got to say someone's name.
Harry: (says spell, summons mongoose)
Mongoose: SQUEAK!!
Oro: Ahh!!! (runs away, mongoose chases him, everyone hears loud scream)
Harry: He's dead.
Ron: Let's go.
Hermione: (gets Sakura away from her, hops on broom, grabs Ron) He's mine! (both fly off)
Harry: (flies off with Ginny following)
Sai: Interesting...(takes artwork and sells it on eBay)