05-15-2012, 06:13 PM | #141 |
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Re: ★ Make a Wish!
Granted, but each of their offsprings is born embedded in your skin like the botfly larva, to burst forth painfully upon maturity, turning you into a walking parasitic host of mosquitoes.
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05-15-2012, 06:20 PM | #142 |
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Re: ★ Make a Wish!
Granted but you didn't have any other fingers.
I wish Notepad looked prettier. |
05-15-2012, 06:33 PM | #143 |
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Re: ★ Make a Wish!
Granted, but now all the Notepads has no feature within it
I wish I could travel through time
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05-15-2012, 08:10 PM | #144 |
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Re: ★ Make a Wish!
granted but you were only able to travel back in time once and you were eaten by a dinosaur
i wish i was a pie
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05-15-2012, 08:24 PM | #145 |
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Re: ★ Make a Wish!
Granted, but you were a dingleberry pie.
I wish I had more steak |
05-15-2012, 08:37 PM | #146 |
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Re: ★ Make a Wish!
Granted, but now that no one else in the world eats cow, you are seen as a murderer and sent to prison.
I wish I could retake my Physics exam |
05-16-2012, 09:34 AM | #147 |
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Granted, but you have to complete it with 100% and in 10 seconds or else you fail the class.
I wish glass wouldn't hurt when I step on it. |
05-16-2012, 09:57 AM | #148 |
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granted but everything else that you step on now will be extremely painful
I wish that FPS games would stop overpowering every goddamn weapon each time a new game comes out |
05-16-2012, 10:04 AM | #149 |
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Re: ★ Make a Wish!
Granted but now everyone else has mad skillz and is camping you and killing you .000001 seconds after you spawn.
I wish that lag would go away forever.
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05-16-2012, 03:06 PM | #150 |
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Granted, but the lag from software stays. Louis Amriham Gharv will be in the news tomorrow morning, supposedly to have disappeared.
I wish that USB plugins could be plugged into anything. |
05-16-2012, 10:01 PM | #151 |
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Granted, but now everything becomes completely wireless.
I wish Pokemon were real.
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05-17-2012, 01:59 AM | #152 |
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Granted but they all went extinct a long time ago
I wish I was exactly 1 inch taller.
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05-17-2012, 02:19 AM | #153 |
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Re: ★ Make a Wish!
Granted but everyone else is now two inches taller.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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05-17-2012, 11:50 PM | #154 |
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Granted but you're now a robot
I wish my video camera didn't die
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06-3-2012, 02:17 AM | #155 |
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Granted, but now you can't turn it off, and it starts streaming everything from your room onto the internet. GG privacy...
I wish I could get Heavy
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06-3-2012, 04:03 AM | #156 |
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Heavy as in... Otakuspeedvibe(heavy)? or.... heavy heavy?
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06-3-2012, 12:32 PM | #157 |
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Granted, but you will never get Oni.
I wish I could have 1000 dollars worth of pocky.
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06-3-2012, 03:03 PM | #158 |
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Granted. But due to a factory error, they all came without the frosted coating.
I wish girls would stop shaving off their eyebrows, then penciling on new ones. :P |
06-3-2012, 04:29 PM | #159 | |
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Quote:
I wish I could be healthier.
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06-6-2012, 12:13 AM | #160 |
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Re: ★ Make a Wish!
Granted, but word around town of your overnight health boost sparks rumours of alleged steroid use. The girls in town start cracking jokes at your wang size, forcing you into a life of solitude, WOW all-nighters and pr0n abuse.
;P I wish could play classical guitar effortlessly. |
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