Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness this.

[Reincarnate]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

call me dense but wtf is going on

[Hakulyte]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

An unknown force seems to be affecting this thread and reduce everyone's ability to use arguments and constructive approach. It must be God's fault.

[Reincarnate]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

i'm just here to crack some jokes and have a fun time with my online pals

i assumed you were the ffrnoob guy but now I am lost and feel like I've slipped through like three levels of metatroll inception

actually just tired, bedtime

[Hakulyte]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

I'm going to pretend that I believe in God and counter everyone's argument with unstoppable logic. Challenge accepted?

+1 for being bored.

[Spenner]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

i assumed you were the ffrnoob guy but now I am lost and feel like I've slipped through like three levels of metatroll inception

actually just tired, bedtime

Wat. What queues were you reading into??

PS: Gum theory

I'm going to pretend that I believe in God and counter everyone's argument with unstoppable logic. Challenge accepted?

+1 for being bored.

If god exists why would he let us have the things around us that consistently prove something fundamentally different, based off observation, other than there being a God behind the scenes

[Charu]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

I think your socks are wet, do you challenge this argument?

[FFRN00B90210]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

Kil or Hayden would do in their unfunny days.

[dAnceguy117]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

[Spenner]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

Reminds me of something Kil or Hayden would do in their unfunny days.

i.e. now

[Spenner]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

The pope walks into restaurant. The pop reads "Shepherds pie" and has a stroke. He comes to and says he saw a giant ham sandwich telling him he created God. He then charges to the kitchen and starts screaming incoherently at the top of his lungs, speaking in tongues, but intending to ask for him to destroy all of his ham. An arterie in his neck ruptures as a result of the incredibly high pitched whaling, and he dies.

thanks 4 reading

[Hakulyte]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

The universe is a giant wad of gum that's been spat out by a cosmic automated gum chewer. The logic and fundamental mechanics within the gum universe we all reside in is a result of the inertia of the "big chew" on the infinitely compressed particles of gum.

Gum theory is the next big thing watch out.

Unlikely but possible. Not enough information to continue arguing, must remain unproven theory.

I think your socks are wet, do you challenge this argument?

My socks are wet for you, but they're not for me. You got Schrödinger Cat'd.

tldr; Irrelevant affirmation unless you explain where you're going with this approach.

If god exists why would he let us have the things around us that consistently prove something fundamentally different, based off observation, other than there being a God behind the scenes

What are "the things around us" and what are they proving?

[FFRN00B90210]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

to clarify: i didn't make an alt to troll, i'm ban evading because i was banned on circumstances i don't agree with (i posted "extremetube.com" [note: not even as a url] as a text body for a thread in TGB and got banned for a year for porn, then subsequently permanently banned for ban evading). the rule is really silly and doesn't make any sense... it's 2013, it's not 2003. porn is easy to come by, and everyone is generally of age, or at least masturbates. c'mon now.

dynamo: you just aren't alpha enough breh

[Spenner]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

Simple clues such as fossils, and evolution, which implies that the earth is not in fact only a few thousand years old

[Hakulyte]

Re: Hasn't been a day since the new pope was elected and we already have to witness t

Simple clues such as fossils, and evolution, which implies that the earth is not in fact only a few thousand years old

You can believe in God and Evolution at same time right? It's not because God exists that science don't, they both fit together. God made the universe and the "made the world in a few days" part is just an metaphor to make things easier to understand for people. It's actually as science is saying but seriously, can you imagine God explaining abiogenesis/evolution/etc. to your average person back in the day? Sometimes it's easier to keep things simple.

[FFRN00B90210]

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also everyone knows kil is hilarious