Fill in the sentence. When life gives you lemons...

[Rocketz258]

Fill in the sentece with funny answers such as
When life gives you lemons squirt them in lifes eyes.

[tnyhwk900]

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewforum&f=27

[Tasselfoot]

Beat me to it... moved.

[Rocketz258]

Thnx for moving it

[vashthestampede0987]

How about..When life gives you lemons, shove them up Rocketz ass.

[Rocketz258]

thats mean

[Grooveville]

I got a good one

When life gives you lemons start a stupid thread like this one on FFR.

[Rocketz258]

ok I get the message

[JurseyRider734]

How about..When life gives you lemons, shove them up Rocketz ass.


How about shut the hell up and stop being such a mean and retarded idiot.

[M-A-C]

I got a good one

When life gives you lemons start a stupid thread like this one on FFR.

When life gives you lemons take, and don't share. So you can smush them into Groovevills' hair.

I Win.

[UbEr_RaVe]

When life gives you lemons, shove 'em down people's throats. They make funny gaggin' sounds and will sometimes turn purple. Most people fall asleep after I do it though...

Edit: lol 314th post.

[vashthestampede0987]

Edit: lol 314th post.
Was there an importance in telling us that?

[pntballa18]

When life gives you lemons, eat them all up.

[ananana]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

[emccky]

When life gives you lemons, make those good frozen lemonade things they sell at amusement parks and stadiums.

[british_bmx2005]

When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.....And find someone who's life has given them Vodca and have a party.

---Ron White
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: Rides Again

[emccky]

i think you mean Vodka.

[jewpinthethird]

When life gives you lemons, make a witty saying about it.

[Rocketz258]

i love those things!!!!!!!

[freedsoul55]

When life gives you lemons, call up an italian mobster. He'll have a horse's head in life's bed by the next day

[Rocketz258]

lol

[Rocketz258]

When life give you lemons, turn them into gatorade

[B3NJ1]

When life gives you lemons, go to your room and take care of buisness while reading them. (I get the feeling that very few people will get this)

[pntballa18]

When life gives you lemons, dont double post and postwhore in the game threads

[Tps222]

I think you are referromg to italian ice,
They aren't lemon-flavored.......

[blargherness]

When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.....And find someone who's life has given them Vodca and have a party.
A comedian said that on TV. and its Vodka. not Vodca. I think.
When life gives you lemons, get a brain and realize that there is nothing wrong with life giving you lemons.

[Heath]

When life gives you lemons, turn around and ask the sweet blonde behind you, "did you give me theese lemons?" if she says no.. kill her. if she says yes, ask her how she gets them to magically pop out of air like that, if she responds at all.. kill her.

[miabnny]

when life gives u lemons...eat them and make faces

[pntballa18]

when life gives you lemons lock this thread

[Heath]

when life gives you lemons lock this thread

[breakdancr101]

when life gives you lemons, give them right back because you are allergic.

[weatherman14]

How about, when life gives you lemons:
a. sell them for cold hard cash
b. sell them for warm hard cash
c. sell them for warm soft crumpled cash that is cut at one end
d. trade them for limes, or
e. throw them at Dubya.

I win all time much!!!!

[jessybeaten]

When Life Gives You Lemons:

hey I dont want lemons *Chucks them at life*

When Life Gives You Lemons

throw life a grape and say "haha you got ripped off"

When Life Gives you Lemons

Uhhh Make Lemonade

When Life Gives you lemons:

Put it on the cup of your iced tea

[Spazzbite]

When life gives you lemons, throw them at your enemies. If you happen to get a pineapple, throw it twice as hard.

[JurseyRider734]

When life gives you lemons, kill yourself.

[Layla-Day]

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eye and see how much they like it!

[qwertyguy]

When life gives you lemons, ask it the winning lottery numbers before it leaves

[TacoTheThird]

When life gives you lemons, recruit them to be in your citrus army, and attempt to take over something important.

[No0dLeS]

when life gives you lemons smuggle them into movie theaters

[Tasuke]

When life gives you lemons...
Juggle them to earn money as a street performer.

[birtybirty27]

when life gives u lemons...... life gives u lemons( this post suks)

[altrock182182]

When life gives you lemons eat them, because you know it's going to be really ironic and all your other food wil be stolen from you

[pntballa18]

When life gives you lemons, trade them for oranges and squirt yourself in the eye a lot and get on a dunkin donuts commercial.

[JurseyRider734]

When life gives you lemons, kill yourself again.

[JenovaSephiroth]

When life gives you lemons, find the nearest person and use him as a target so you can vent your frustration for even getting the lemons. If you still have any lemons left, put grenades inside of them and attempt to sell them to other people.

[Eyoshi]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze out the juice. The find someone who has been mean to you, rub the juice into their eyes, then yell at them for being a jerk.

[ToshX]

When life gives you lemons, you are a Fly1ng l337 P1k4ch1-1u!.

[JenovaSephiroth]

When life gives you lemons, do a little dance like in ToshX's sig =)

[crazyants]

when life gives u lemons trade them for some money buy bill gates out of microsoft

[Tps222]

When life gives you lemons throw them at crazyants.

[crazyants]

when life gives u lemons give them all back to life

[Nintendo_Rulez]

When life gives you lemons, go on a killing spree. If you can, try top use the lemons in it somehow.

[Velious]

when life gives you lemons, lol ffr

[gowereinside]

when life gives you lemons, you learn an asian language to read velious avatar

[Chromer]

When life gives you lemons, trade them in for Shrooms so you can try to guess wtf is going on in Gower's avatar. Seriously, that's creeping me out. O_o

[Tps222]

If life gives you lemons then you're high.

[gowereinside]

If life gives you lemons then you second the statement made above

[JurseyRider734]

When life gives you lemons again, and you unsuccessfully tried to kill yourself, try again.

[Pumble]

When life gives you lemons, lock this thread.

[hieilover170]

When life gives you lemons, glomp Frodo while attacking Orcs. (random and crazy, ne?)

[JurseyRider734]

When life gives you lemons again, and you unsuccessfully tried to kill yourself, try again.

qfe

[zacharyrules]

when life gives u lemons throw them at someone

[Pumble]

When life gives you lemons, put them in the fridge, then kick zacharyrules for using "1" instead of "one".

[hatakikakashi]

When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy something you want.

[pntballa18]

When life gives you lemons, change the subject.

[Torlock]

When life gives you lemons, think of it like this.

[crazyants]

when life gives u lemons trade them for Black Eyed Peas concert tickets... OH YEEEEAAAHHH
they rock

[zacharyrules]

when life gives u lemons, ponder about why life did give you lemons.

[Rocketz258]

wow i canty believe this thread is still alive. i stopped comeing to ffr for a long time since june 25.

[phatcat930]

when life gives you lemons kick life in the balls and say "i asked for money bitch!"

[SithCait22]

When life gives you lemons, give them to a hobo and get them arrested for stealing you lemons!!!!!

[MCRenaissance]

when life gives you lemons..you don't bump year old threads.

OR

when life gives me lemons I make beef stew

[dissed11]

When life gives you lemons, give them to a flat-chested girl to use as bra boosters.

[DJ-killa]

i make beef stew

[yibinna]

when life gives you lemons.. throw it at old people and watch them throw canes at you.

[DJ-killa]

when life gives you lemons.. i keep posting

[Shadow_God_10]

when life gives you lemons... DJ_Killa is out of this site

[Triplex72]

http://www.signals.com/graphics/products/regular/HB4501.jpg
I found the answer!

[mr40ozflawless]

When life gives you lemons, paint them green and sell them as limes to people and when they eat that bitch they say zomg lemons?

[T0rajir0u]

When life gives you lemons ...

Post about it on FFR.

(Edit: wow someone beat me to this over a year ago D: )

[ShadowSkill]

When life gives you lemons, go to your room and take care of buisness while reading them. (I get the feeling that very few people will get this)


I think I'm the only one who got that.

When life gives you lemons, be grateful that life even thought about you.

[Fuuuuuuuuuuck_Ur_Mom]

When life gives you lemons, Fuk ur mom.

[Doooooooooo_Ur_Mommy]

When life gives you lemons, throw them at your brother.

[bacalaoboy]

uhh....*cough cough*

When life gives u lemons, life gave u lemons. Pretty much it.

[stfuitsbrandon]

when life gives u lemons, post about it in this retarded thread...i dont even get how life could give you lemons

[DJ-killa]

when life gives you lemons,you watch the one piece AMV ''sail on''

[Z3ratul]

When life gives you lemons, God must hate you.

[vengefulgoddess]

When Life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the bitch's eyes and demand money... and/or chocolate

[sir_slamfist]

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade... And then you find somebody with scotch and have a party.

When life gives you lemons, who cares? They're just lemons... -.-"

[Kevin_18]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade....a piss is sure to follow.:D

[KidInDenile]

when life hands me lemons ,i put them with my other fruits and vegetables nothing special

[businessman07]

when life give you lemons, plant them, grow a tree, and laugh at life when you get rich.

[vengefulgoddess]

When life gives you lemons, cut em open and shove em in your exes eyes, then laugh at them when they die of a heart attack.

[businessman07]

When life gives you lemons, go to your room and take care of buisness while reading them. (I get the feeling that very few people will get this)
If lemons = maxima. DO THEY?

[vengefulgoddess]

If life gave you a lemon, you got a real crappy car.

[Cj_leonine]

guys:
When Life gives you lemons make pie and have sex with it until your penis ruptures and you bleed to death.

girls:
When life gives you lemons say "yay I just hit puberty!" or pray for something bigger.

[sir_slamfist]

When life gives you lemons, watch out because I'm going to steal them.

[vengefulgoddess]

When life gives Sir Slamfist lemons, He better be careful cause I'm gonna shove *em down his throat