what is the oddest thing that ever happened to you? [Archive]

ROCKETs

07-8-2003, 04:57 PM

recently for me, i "fell out" of a van that was going 45 kph during lunch hour traffic.

i'm curious if anyone else ever had odd/humorous things happen, or if i'm just the only one here who is an idiot (who does some seriously stupid stuff). please try to write about an actual experience, and if you're going to make it up, make it believable.

oh yeah, please include any and all ufo and bigfoot sightings, if available!

SotN

07-8-2003, 05:17 PM

I jumped off my friend's two story house once.

That hurt. Alot. I didnt break anything, though.

jewpinthethird

07-8-2003, 05:57 PM

One day, when I tried to jump over a hand rail, my feet got caught on the rail part and I landed on my head and sprained my wrist.

PARTY!!!

dontcareaboutmyid

07-8-2003, 06:34 PM

My friend has a giant trampoline and we play a dodgeball like game where two people are on and you try not to get hit by the people around the edge. you get hit you're off and they're on. So me and this huge kid are on. I jump and the kid bounces my high into the air. I'm litterally eye level with the tops of the tree by the trampoline. It wasn't high but it was high enough where i panic, flail my arms and legs wildly, and fall into the springs tearing up my leg and spraining my ankel. But i wasn't hit :)

ROCKETs

07-8-2003, 06:40 PM

ouch (where's the wince emoticon?)

i guess i'm fortunate to have stupid luck, 'cause i never actually get injured,really--just bruises...and maybe roadburn.

Spazzbite

07-8-2003, 06:56 PM

speaking of trampolines, when i was little i jumped too high on the trampoline, and i looked down and got scared because i was up so high, so i grabbed onto a nearby tree branch so i wouldnt have to take the fall. i later realized that i had no way to get down without dropping back down onto the trampoline(i was embarassed for making such a dum choice). after 5 or 10 minutes of sitting on that tree branch i jumped down back onto the trampoline, hurting my ankles from the drop.

scorpio1690

07-8-2003, 07:31 PM

Damn those trampolines, when I was little my sister and her friend double bounced me so high I get see over my house into my friends living room across the street and I came back down, landed on my back, got the biggest whiplash ever, and then said,"DO IT AGAIN!"

Bittabe-be

07-8-2003, 07:55 PM

wow. these are really entertaining....

one time at wrestling practice, me and my friend were supposed to be doing warmups, but instead, we decided to play a joke on this guy that we really really didn't like. it ended up that later he ended up with a spraind ankle and i hurt my back. The other kid didn't get hurt because our plan backfired. To top it off, we got suspnded and could't go back to practice for a week.

jewpinthethird

07-8-2003, 08:12 PM

HAHA! Serves you right for Hatin'.

Bittabe-be

07-8-2003, 08:14 PM

i had to hate! he stol emy money! and tried to fight me once!

Valek

07-8-2003, 09:31 PM

Valek meets skateboard. Valek laughs at skateboard. Valek hops on skateboard and tries to move forward, skateboard moves forward too fast and Valek flies up in the air and breaks his fall with his right cheek and shoulder.

Needless to say, it hurt and me friends laughed because of the way I drummed after the incident.

ROCKETs

07-9-2003, 12:47 AM

come on, haven't any of you at least been abducted by aliens at one time or another?

just because washington state has the most ufo sightings in north america doesn't mean that canada doesn't get its fair share of the action! :wink:

scorpio1690

07-9-2003, 01:06 AM

We have the Sasquatch, he stole my beer!

jewpinthethird

07-9-2003, 02:04 AM

I'll make up a story then...

One day I was sitting alone, by my pool, gazing up at the moon. "Life has to exist somewhere else" I thought to myself, "Or else that would be a waste of space." I then thought "HA! I'm so clever" But then I remembered that I stole that from Contact and sank into a depression. In my self pitty I failed didn't notice the large hovering light above my face. I wasnt until I was aboard the space craft that I noticed something wasnt right. "Why am I surrounded by Irishmen?....Wait a second...those aren't Irishmen....they're much to smart, and they dont smell vomit...they must be something else. SH*T! They're aliens!!! Wait till I tell the chaps at FFR about this!!! They're all Star-Wars nerds, they get a kick out of it"

One of the Aliens lifted me with his mind with the help of a fork-lift. I said to the alien "I guess Space wasnt wasted, then huh?!" Herm(old english) replied "You stole that from Contact you douche!" as he jammed a probe into my.....well, lets not go into details.

And that is why I am so F*cked up.

scorpio1690

07-9-2003, 02:09 AM

Very touching jewpin, if I wanted to put effort in I could make up a fucked up little story like that, and since I have nothing better to do....(To be continued)

ROCKETs

07-9-2003, 02:13 AM

Why don't we have a contest to see who can make up the best fscked up alien abduction story (basically why i put this topic up in the first place, seems to be)!!!

jewpinthethird

07-9-2003, 02:16 AM

....well, why didnt you say so.

I guess I have my submission, we can make a new thread and have a voting deal and all. First we need to see who is entering, and then we can post the Stories....I'll go make it.

ROCKETs

07-9-2003, 02:20 AM

woohoo. my main mission in life has been accomplished...

actually, now that i think about it, i do have a good abduction story in mind...

scorpio1690

07-9-2003, 02:22 AM

You know what's so weird? Sometimes me and my friends have the same dreams, it freaks me out....

ROCKETs

07-9-2003, 02:29 AM

well, that's probably a communist plot (that i could be a part of(i am a commie after all))

scorpio1690

07-9-2003, 03:01 AM

I'm russian too...

ROCKETs

07-9-2003, 03:10 AM

shite...what is it now...italian, russian AND canadian?

this IS some communist plot (or facist)

scorpio1690

07-9-2003, 03:12 AM

Russian, canadian, italian, scottish, irish, polish (Yes, I'm a polack), ukrainian, german and hawaiian

ROCKETs

07-9-2003, 03:14 AM

i'm swiss (no, not the cheese), irish, and way way way back, chinese

plasmix

07-9-2003, 07:26 AM

Now for my story!!! BUR HAR HAR!!!!

My dad and his friends were having a military reunion. They decided to host it on the Queen Mary. (a luxury ship that was supposed to be haunted) It was like a fancy hotel haunted ship. So during the party, I snuck off into this hall where I was alone. Then I heard a baby crying and I'm like

HOLY @#$% OMG GHOST!!!21

so I ran back screaming to the party.

Scariest thing ever.

Satsui

07-9-2003, 11:42 AM

...I was staying the night at a bud's place, and it was just
after a bunch of us went to see The Ring, right? Yeah.
Anyways. In his bedroom he has.. his bed, computer beside it,
and a tv in front of it. We were playing PS2 for a bit, then fell asleep.

At about 2 in the morning, I woke up.. was like.. what the fuck.
Looked at the TV, and static was on the screen :D.
After the little freaking-out you do when it's 2 in the morning and
you're wierded out as hell, we found that he'd rolled over the
remote in his sleep.

....I don't think I'm making much sense, but..
it was wierd as hell =P.

FFRdaveg

07-9-2003, 11:46 AM

Once I saw a UFO it was scary because I just saw the movie Signs 2 weeks ago. I ran from the pool and ran to my house then I put on my glasses and it was just a star. OOPS! what made even more scry were the children and women screaming and the ambulance and cops alarm was sounding so it was scary I hate the movie signs after watching it the first time I couldn't sleep for 6 months

Satsui

07-9-2003, 11:52 AM

...you have less brain cells than a coke addict after a lobotomy.

plasmix

07-9-2003, 01:56 PM

I remember the part where the alien walked past the camera on TV. I was freaked out like

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! OMFG!!!!

Actually, I was feeling more like :shock:, but there was something about that part that made my heart stop for a couple seconds.

scorpio1690

07-9-2003, 02:02 PM

Why do people think that movie's scary at all. There scariest bloody part was when the dog barked at the girl that one time. When they were locked in the basement thing I was like, hey, there's a hand there.....Meh

freaknacage

07-9-2003, 02:21 PM

my story.. one of them...

a favorite pastime of me and my friends is to just cruise around the neighborhood in a golf cart (who cares if they're not street legal =P) Rach was driving. we're coming to the end of this dead end street and tells us to hold on cuz she's about to do a U-turn. she jerks the wheel. I fall out. Kay falls on top of me. Rach falls on top of the other half of me. the golf cart keeps going on into the woods... hm.. and rach has the key in her hand :? needless to say i got really bad road burn from that and a nearly broken leg =P

plasmix

07-9-2003, 02:22 PM

The Ring? Haven't seen it.

freaknacage

07-9-2003, 02:24 PM

i have. it sared the fukkin shit outta me

Brainmaster07

07-9-2003, 02:25 PM

That kid was so stupid >.< Why in the world would you stand next to a place you could obviously tell was connected to the outside (The breeze, hint hint) when aliens were trying to get in. Plus why didn't he call out when they were yelling his name. That kid has no survival skill or common sense :?.

scorpio1690

07-9-2003, 02:27 PM

Wasn't he suffering from an athsma attack or somethin?

plasmix

07-9-2003, 02:27 PM

WTF Your golf cart kept going into the woods? Maybe it's possessed.

freaknacage

07-9-2003, 02:28 PM

lol it was friggin weird... i don't know how it did it.

earth_lord

07-10-2003, 01:39 PM

You think thats weired eh? well just a second ago i went into my kitchen and when i was getting a glass of water. there was nothing on the counters. NOTHING I SWARE and at the corner of my eye i saw a PITCH black head and when i looked there was a PITCH BLACK purse where the head was. Then my body jolted. when i looked behind the counter there was no one there! it appeared out of nowhere! now im afraid to go into the kitchen in the morning or at night..................

__________________________________________________ ___________

I'm scared!

scorpio1690

07-10-2003, 01:51 PM

....You're just paranoid of being caught smoking to much crack and you're to sleep deprived

earth_lord

07-10-2003, 02:06 PM

I dont do drugs......

scorpio1690

07-10-2003, 02:10 PM

Don't lie, we can all tell you're lieing

earth_lord

07-10-2003, 02:11 PM

how can u tell if im lieing or not?

scorpio1690

07-10-2003, 02:12 PM

Because, you smell funny and don't know how to edit

earth_lord

07-10-2003, 02:13 PM

For 1 u cant smell me and for 2 i do know how to edit

scorpio1690

07-10-2003, 02:14 PM

Ya...Well......CRACKHEAD!

earth_lord

07-10-2003, 02:15 PM

IM NOT A CRACK HEAD AND YOUR DRUNK MUAHAHAHAHAHA

scorpio1690

07-10-2003, 02:16 PM

And if I kill you I go to jail. HOW IS THAT JUSTICE?!

earth_lord

07-10-2003, 02:20 PM

CAUSE POLICE GO STRAIGHT TO THE DRUNK PEOPLE TO PICK ON YOU!

scorpio1690

07-10-2003, 02:21 PM

.....It seems we have another early version of deepless here

earth_lord

07-10-2003, 02:22 PM

You know if u didnt beleive my REAL story then this would never have started!

Bittabe-be

07-10-2003, 04:11 PM

jewpinthethird

07-10-2003, 08:23 PM

Aight, listen up. Not one minute ago, I dropped a CD as I went down to pick it up I kicked my headphones and bumped my head on the Computer monitor. I think Jesus is trying to kill me or something.

87x

07-11-2003, 01:37 AM

hahaha.....maybe he just got to close and bumped into you??...

plasmix

07-11-2003, 06:22 AM

Unless your objects are POSSESSED!!!!!!!!

BWARHARHARHARHAR!!!!!

*dissappears in a cloud of fog*

earth_lord

07-11-2003, 08:09 AM

so what, i dropped a coockie once picked it up and my head hit the corner of my desk! my head hurt!

plasmix

07-11-2003, 08:35 AM

THAT IS SO TRUE.

scorpio1690

07-11-2003, 02:21 PM

One time my friend looked at me funny and I punched him good

jewpinthethird

07-11-2003, 02:51 PM

Punching people is the thing to do.

scorpio1690

07-11-2003, 02:51 PM

Yup, it learned him good lol

Xhetodrath

07-11-2003, 04:22 PM

I got beat up by a plaground swing; I fell off of the swing, and, upon getting up, I was hit in the eye when it swung back.

jewpinthethird

07-11-2003, 04:26 PM

HAHA! Awesome.

Bittabe-be

07-12-2003, 04:37 PM

I got beat up by a plaground swing; I fell off of the swing, and, upon getting up, I was hit in the eye when it swung back.

damn....that sucks...

Arch0wl

07-12-2003, 04:41 PM

One time, my friend and I were playing the original gta 3, and out of nowhere we saw a flaming police car spinning extremely fast out of nowhere. It lasted about 10-15 seconds in the air before it hit ground.

SotN

07-12-2003, 05:29 PM

Aight, listen up. Not one minute ago, I dropped a CD as I went down to pick it up I kicked my headphones and bumped my head on the Computer monitor. I think Jesus is trying to kill me or something.

you know, I was talking to Jesus yetersay. When I mentioned your name, he yelled "I HAVE NO SON!". Coincindence? I think not.

freaknacage

07-13-2003, 01:55 AM

wtf?? CRACKER!!
I fell out of a vehicle in the same driveway twice in my life.. once when i was 6 months old, and once when i was 14 years old. =P

scorpio1690

07-13-2003, 08:46 AM

.....How do you fall out of a vehicle in a driveway when you're 14?

freaknacage

07-13-2003, 09:21 PM

... i tripped over my backpack lmao... that kinda hurt...

jewpinthethird

07-13-2003, 10:37 PM

ubermonkey101

07-13-2003, 11:48 PM

i remember when uh...uhm...uh...hmmm...i dont think ive ever done sumthing really stupid...jewpinthethird urs is a waste of time to read cuz it never happened and i think ur one of those star wars nerds you metioned in the last sentence of the first paragraph

SoujiroXx

07-14-2003, 12:06 AM

jewpinthethird

07-14-2003, 01:28 AM

87x

07-14-2003, 01:41 AM

Eh, I wasn't going to even acknowledge this thread but like.. I went to the movies tonight and got attacked in the parkinglot by a moth whose wingspan must've been a good 7-8 inches.. fucking thing pwned me

dude... i know what you mean... i got pwned too... it was by two moths and a flying bettle bug thing...i swear to god they setup a trap against me.... ok heres what happened... i went to let my dog out.. and i saw these bugs flying around my porch light.... i just thought they were some bugs and didn't think much about it... well anyway.. i let that dog in and the other out...this is when they got me... i let the dog out and i was standing their and one of them flew at me from behind and got right up on my ear... so i reacted... i side stepped and swatted at my ear... but i had side stepped right into the other moth.... so i hit a duck move and a 360 spin to my left, swatting at my ears.... then i ran face to face with the beetle thing... it flew like straight at me.. my feet were still in the spin move rotation and my head and chest where trying to hit a matrix back bend at the same time... so i buste my ass on my side walk.... then they flew away...

i'm telling yall they set me up....

jewpinthethird

07-14-2003, 02:18 AM

They were actually robots. You were just a guinea pig for a military expirement. Just think, It's the middle of a fire-fight and you see 1 million cockroaches, moths, and other insects flying at your face. What do you do? Obviously your going to swat the bugs away from your face and run and scream like a ninny, all while your enemy advances on you.

GOVERNMENT!!!!

Brainmaster07

07-14-2003, 02:42 AM

dude... i know what you mean... i got pwned too... it was by two moths and a flying bettle bug thing...i swear to god they setup a trap against me.... ok heres what happened... i went to let my dog out.. and i saw these bugs flying around my porch light.... i just thought they were some bugs and didn't think much about it... well anyway.. i let that dog in and the other out...this is when they got me... i let the dog out and i was standing their and one of them flew at me from behind and got right up on my ear... so i reacted... i side stepped and swatted at my ear... but i had side stepped right into the other moth.... so i hit a duck move and a 360 spin to my left, swatting at my ears.... then i ran face to face with the beetle thing... it flew like straight at me.. my feet were still in the spin move rotation and my head and chest where trying to hit a matrix back bend at the same time... so i buste my ass on my side walk.... then they flew away...

lol. You know that's kind of sad, having three bugs floor you. Makes you wonder why were afraid of those things. I mean, my dog ate a bee once. Was she scared? hell no. Just swatted it with her paw and ate it.

scorpio1690

07-14-2003, 02:43 AM

My dog eats spiders. I won't fuckin go near a spider.......Especially those fuckin wolf spiders....And one's with hair and AAAHHH FUK ANVDKLN!@!!!

Brainmaster07

07-14-2003, 02:46 AM

EDIT: bah, the link didn't work. Just some bigass spider, can see it's legs sticking from under clock...

scorpio1690

07-14-2003, 02:46 AM

Fuck you, I'm not even clicking that link.

Brainmaster07

07-14-2003, 02:49 AM

Didn't work anyway :(. Once I walked into my room and there was this spider... probably 5-7 inches long :shock:, so I grabbed a book and slammed it on the spider. It didn't die. I try to slam it again, but it missed. The spider then runs insanley fast into the closet. I never saw it again, so for all I know it could still be there... with a bunch of baby spiders...

scorpio1690

07-14-2003, 02:51 AM

SPIDERS THAT CAN JUMP AND RUN FAST!!!AAAHHH!!!Their's a wolf spider in my downstairs bathroom....I never use that bathroom....Fuckin huge as spider, I swear it's like.....BIG

Brainmaster07

07-14-2003, 02:51 AM

NOW HERE'S A SPIDER: http://www.sptimes.com/2002/07/22/photos/xpress_freaks.jpg

scorpio1690

07-14-2003, 02:52 AM

FUCK YOU I AM NOT CLICKING ON THAT!

scorpio1690

07-14-2003, 02:53 AM

FUCK YOU I AM NOT CLICKING ON THAT!

Brainmaster07

07-14-2003, 02:53 AM

*adds to suspense* You'd need a freakin' flamethrower to kill that thing :shock:.

scorpio1690

07-14-2003, 02:55 AM

......I hate you...Spiders...Ah....STUPID MOVIE ARACHNAPHOBIA! I even hate fuckin daddy long leg spiders now, and they don't do jack all!

Brainmaster07

07-14-2003, 02:59 AM

Your just lucky I put a link instead of the <img></img> :D.

beats slef up for not thinking of that

scorpio1690

07-14-2003, 03:00 AM

I hope you die in your sleep tonight.......

Brainmaster07

07-14-2003, 03:01 AM

And on that note, I sleep.

Lueadar

07-14-2003, 05:29 AM

One time I was playing some game at like 3:00AM, and a little window popped up and told me to go to bed... so I did.

plasmix

07-14-2003, 09:44 AM

Arachnaphobia was a weird movie. It was cool the the spider shrieked.

Once, I was walking around the park with my friend when I saw this thing flying at me.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

and he's like

"Dude it's only a dragonfly."

and I'm still like

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DRAGONFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

freaknacage

07-14-2003, 01:33 PM

lmao... cracker...

SKG_Scintill

06-18-2013, 04:06 AM

I was looking for a post from about half a year ago and found this instead, that's pretty odd

Charu

06-18-2013, 04:14 AM

Whoa... this is odd.

reuben_tate

06-18-2013, 04:19 AM

this thread

AlexDest

06-18-2013, 04:29 AM

the community sure has changed

ilikexd

06-18-2013, 04:35 AM

reported

Charu

06-18-2013, 04:40 AM

It's kind of interesting looking through this thread. Feels like back in 2003, since the site was very young, everyone was a bit happy dappy and young themselves.

...

We need to start roleplaying in our posts. We need to bring this back!
Kidding of course

Frank Munoz

06-18-2013, 04:41 AM

[4:08 am] SKG_Scintill: magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp magikarp
fiffer is one heck of a site i tell you what

kommisar

06-18-2013, 07:33 AM

Ffr isn't so pg13 anymore

Choofers

06-18-2013, 09:17 AM

it never was pg13, it was the now defunct ESRB rating of KA

mi40

06-18-2013, 09:21 AM

lmao... cracker...

LaZboy77

06-18-2013, 10:32 AM

I was filling up my parents car, a '79 Triumph Spitfire, at a gas station and this guy told me I was cute. Not knowing how to respond I just said "thanks." Then I pulled out of the gas station and I realized they were following me. They even drove through that middle turning lane just to get to me. I say "they" because the guy was with some girl. I hit a red light and the guy gets out of the car and hands me a note. It said:

"You're cute. We wanna fuck ur brains out."

...

I drove away...

badman7772

06-18-2013, 11:13 AM

I was with my friends on a Friday night eating at Arby's like some normal group of friends do. Some really cute girl comes to me and hands me a note containing her number, name, and a comment that said "Text meee! <3"

30 minutes later, I text the number. Conversation goes okay, then she sends me nude pics of her. After that, she asks me if I wanted to do her the next night. I then deleted all of the texts (except the nudes ;)) and her number, and never texted her again.

I just have my morals and stuff. I felt like I'd regret doing anything further.