What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

[ledwix]

Maybe SM/DDR/ITG style lines would work, too. Just wanted to see if we can get a list going. They're all pretty funny, but I had to give honorable mention to some. Here are my personal favorites so far:

"You wanna ride my excite bike???"
"I'll try not to make too much noise with my fingers, so we can Let Mom Sleep."
"Your Epidermis is Lovely Lovely Lovely"
"This might not be Tori No Uta, but i'd roll on you."
"bbblow me."
"I want to shove my monstrous turtle in you. ;D"

List:
Welcome to the insanity that we call FFR?
Get Down on my Crowdpleaser
Get your fingers... fingering!
Hey, lets step!
Wanna hook up sometime? I can jack 200 bpm.
Hey babe, I'm an expert at jacking on Pants, you ready?
Baby I thrust like I jack.
Hey babe, wanna come to my freespace?
Do you play spread, one handed or with your index fingers?
hey how about we turkish march our way to a freespace and do some crowdpleasing
My fingers are faster than your's wanna see?
you wanna ride my excite bike??? rofl
You play FFR? Cool. Let's ****
Can I see your Synful Sub?
We should go to the next room so i can guru on your ***.
Your Pants are Dazzling My Soul.
Hey babe, are you in the Rock section? Cause your *** is EPIC.
You excite my bike.
I'll try not to make too much noise with my fingers, so we can Let Mom Sleep. rofl
We were Cutting Circles during The Games We Played.
My Splash makes Beats.
Darn girl, your so funky you must be Too Tight.
Let me show you how to place your fingers spread
Your Epidermis is Lovely Lovely Lovely rofl
*lifts up finger* All skill .
hello Muthaf***ing Speedcore Only
i like playing spread because i get to use all my fingers wanna see how?
I've had a few Runny Mornings. *blush*
'Baby Don't You Want Me' to 'Bomb The Base' 'Below The Surface'?
hay gurl, what ya CMOD?
Babe, they call me Dynam0 'cause once you see how I can vibrate, I'll have you screamin dynaMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
This might not be Tori No Uta, but i'd roll on you. rofl
Hey baby, I'm on the top 10 in Stepmania, let's have 'one more lovely' cause 'I'm a Maid' and would like to 'Inquire Upon' your 'Shining Collection'.
I can mash your pussy pretty hard.

Mr. Boo: Why hello there.
Crowdpleaser: Sup.
Mr. Boo: We had a fun night together. However, I shouldn't be seeing you that often anymore, right?
Crowdpleaser: You know I like it when I get double-teamed, don't tease me.
Mr. Boo: Ohhh... so you want more of me, eh?
Crowdpleaser: I can't get enough of you. I'm tired of missing you... I'm tired of misses. I need you now.
Mr. Boo: But wait... isn't double-teaming you... ILLEGAL?
Crowdpleaser: Shhh... no more talk. Just trill, baby. Two hands, the way I like it.

Hey baby, Less Talk More Rokk.
M.A.M.A, Let Me Be Your Pirate.
I'll Shag you real good.
Allison, I will continue to Keep On Lovin' You so take a Deep Breath, Come With Me and let's Get Down on the Driveway.lol wut
I always have the Same Dream of you. It makes my heart Flutter. I feel like I am { Losing Touch } with Reality.
id tap that
wanna vibrate my keys
cmon up and down up and down (trills)
Wanna see me do some jacks on my Crowdpleaser? I never miss!
Hey babe, I'd love to be Falling into You so I could give you a Beethoven Virus Infection.
Hey baby, I feel like I'd Keep On Loving You for 136.6 minutes, then publish the results Straight to Video or on an Adult's Sketchbook.
"I wanna see you spread"
baby, you smell like Chlorophyll
lets get Between The Sheets so i can go Below the Surface.
you look like that one girl from last months Adult Sketchbook.
can i get in The Space Between?
thats a Nice Nice Noise you make there.
Let Me Be Your Pirate, your butt pirate that is.
baby, theres so much Tension built up in you. why dont we Kick It over to ny place where we can Start Something Epic??
Wanna help me jack?
attack of one minute, baby that's all I have to say.
I'd attack you for one minute, baby.
you just sit there and wait for the trill
hey baby, you are my favorite crowdpleaser
Girl, my One Minute Waltz, is your Dazzling Destiny. I'm BOUND to {Blaze} you when I move like a Gaussian Blur and mash your {Rose}.
bbblow me.nice
You wanna see the Legend? You'll be screaming some Nice Nice Noise.
Wanna do something X?
Nest, Synth, and Tass are all gonna get together w/ your girlfriend and run a train on her.
Wanna see my Kakke? Supposed to be a Colossus.
Going to Dazzling Destiny my Liquid Moon all over your face.
Shox makes me Lift Up.
Id run my fingers over your arrows any day baby. 
Hey baby, be a rebel, and flash flash!
"Wanna bbblow my massive Crowdpleaser?"
"Only if you AAA my BB Evolution."
Allison told me to go to her Secret Zombie Room, and then she bbblowed my Big Blue!
There's more than one way to jack... want to see one?
"no sdp?
you stupid ledwix!"
Hey babe wanna play with my Battle Ax?
lets go back to my house and ill give you a Technostorm Hurricaine.
wanna be my hardcore of the north?
Baby, my MAX size lasts FOREVER.
Did I just step into the infernoplex, or is it just you?
I can do you like I do uber rave.
Remember R2? Yeah, it's fixed.
No need for SDG I can AAA you sightread XD
id like to see you Dance 2 This
give me my Free Space
come Baby Dont You Want Me?
a perfect is a Crowdpleaser
i like your Red Dress makes you look {Heavy}
there was complete Silence
i watched in awe of the Flight of the Bumblebee
i watched the Horizon
i picked Pretty Green Onions
WHAT THE FUNK
who was that hot lady playing ddr in the Arcade
The Games We Played were sexy
im thirsty for Spirte-
Izzy here?
I toke her Pants off
that was a Strangeprogram
The Secret Zombie Room smelled
Spread the germ
i have a dazzling soul
Big Blue sea
Turkish Marched up the hill
they raised the Blag Flag
I AAA'd AAA
im getting my BB Revenge
First Try on a lady?
Lift Up your head
The Legend of Zelda is still told to many folks
Im a Legend.
Shall we Dance2?
Why don't you Come With Me to Mount Chorus and watch the Szamár madárs in the Horizon?
Baby, you shine brighter than a mercury lamp.
I want to shove my monstrous turtle in you. ;D haha
watch out, I'm as dangerous as Lethal Injection.
Would you like to AAA my Indulgence?
I am Maid for your every need.
The Rhythm of Life beats in my Heart.
I hope I'm taking you to the World of Dreams. Wait... you're not feeling jumpy, are you?
Dinner? A walk in the park? Or a ride in an EHHS for a Trip to the Moon?
(to another group) Wow, they make a crowdpleasing full combo.

My M.A.M.A was so Far Away From Home, so, since she was gone, i had all the Power in the house. Each person at my house decided that they would go buy a Blue Rose for their girlfriends, and then, after that they would go head over the Club.

Later at the Club, we were pretty much Blooddrunk so none of us were even going to attempt to drive in the Driveway that day. It was an Epic moment for us because None of us Could Escape the Club that day since we were so damned drunk and Lost.

Later that day, A friend of mine who worked for that club drank some Lemonade and decided to give us a ride home since it was a State Of Emergency for us. While we were in his car laying down on the back seat, I could have sworn that I'd heard him playing that gay ass Strawberry Music he had playing in his car.

Well, anyway, as I look at the Cracking Sky, I realized that I'd Start Something way Over the Rave, and that I Wish (for FFR) to actually listen to the Epic moment that I had during that day. I've learned my Lesson.

I'll pound you harder than my keyboard.
I like my keys sensitive.
I can vibrate really good.
Don't worry, I don't hack!
I don't have an Infection.
Want to see My Pet Monster?
Get Down and Rise Up on my Club
My 37dicks caused a huge Roflgabber load hehe
Excuse me miss, there seems to be a Turbulence in my pants, mind to fix the jacks?
I want those Pants to come down quicker than Summer's got Power.

[EAGAMES]

Welcome to the insanity that we call FFR?

[Adamaja456]

Get Down on my Crowdpleaser

[lxDestinyxl]

Get your fingers... fingering!

[Tex :)]

Hey, lets step!
(:P)

[phe0nixblade]

Wanna hook up sometime? I can jack 200 bpm..
**** i dont know this ****

[ledwix]

How about..."hey babe, I'm an expert at jacking on Pants, you ready?"

[lxDestinyxl]

Originally Posted by ledwix

How about..."hey babe, I'm an expert at jacking on Pants, you ready?"

Wait wait wait... "Baby I thrust like I jack."

[Cristiano Ronaldo]

"hey babe wanna come to my freespace?"

[PlayTrumpet]

"Do you play spread, one handed or with your index fingers?"

[who_cares973]

hey how about we turkish march our way to a freespace and do some crowdpleasing

[25thhour]

My fingers are faster than your's wanna see?

=S

[demonllama6124]

you wanna ride my excite bike???

[Psychotik]

You play FFR? Cool. Let's ****.

[Psychotik]

"Can I see your Synful Sub?"

[R-Sisco]

We should go to the next room so i can guru on your ass.

ya that was horrid...whatever.

[Bluearrowll]

Your Pants are Dazzling My Soul.

[argo15]

*lifts up finger* All skill .

[MrZombie]

Just a few I made up:

All Quotes of MrZombie:

Hey babe, are you in the Rock section? Cause your ass is EPIC.
You excite my bike.
I'll try not to make too much noise with my fingers, so we can Let Mom Sleep.
We were Cutting Circles during The Games We Played.
My Splash makes Beats.
Damn girl, your so funky you must be Too Tight.
Let me show you how to place your fingers spread
Your Epidermis is Lovely Lovely Lovely -- Wow, that's just awful. XD

I'm sure i'll think of some more.

[fastfingers65]

hello Muthaf***ing Speedcore Only