Pranks

[bender5]

In this thread I want to hear stories. Things you have ACTUALLY done. Not random crap you read about on the internetz. Stories of you pulling a really good one on your friends. Or your buddies getting a good one on you. I'll try to think of my best story as the thread goes. Please FFR tell me your genius.

[RB_Dreamscanner]

My friends (today) bought in Viagra to school. I didn't know it was Viagra though. They told me it was Ecstacy. So me being the retard i am. I took some, it was during our 1 hour lunch/studyhall recess. I took 4 of them.. I never EVER was in so much pain. I was wearing TIGHT ****ing jeans. My manhood never bent in so many ways before, it was like curled, up my ass (obby) and like turned and ****. Extremely painfull. I hate my friends.

[bender5]

ROFLMAO! Poor kain. Funny as hell but still extremely unfortunate

[Psycho8137]

I just took a dump in my roommate's bathroom. 4srs guyz. I didn't flush.

[Syhto]

Freshman year of highschool my spanish teacher was paraplegic, and on halloween we keyed his car. We waited behind some trash cans for him to come out and see it, and when he did, we ambushed him, blindfolded him, and pulled him out of his wheelchair. Then we carried his limp body up the fire escape, and left him abandoned on the roof. He was such an asshat.

I don't know if that counts. But I did it WITH my buddies.

Good times.

[jujo07]

I really hope you're kidding Syhto.

My prank is much like Dreamscanner's only mine involved Ex-Lax. I work with a man whose daughter is on the chubby side and is constantly eating sweets and such. So we decided to scar her mentally a little bit. He invited me over for dinner and I brought chocolate cookies laced with Ex-Lax. Everyone in the family knew but his daughter. So we ate dinner and after, all went into the family room to chat and who is in the kitchen eating cookies but my coworker's daughter. She had probably 3 or 4 and said they were delicious. She then proceeded to run to the bathroom with more cookies in her hands. The only thing I was really worried about was dehydration but when she came out of the bathroom we offered her cookies giving her the impression we didn't know she had any already and she declined. She even declined the cake her mom made. To this day apparently his daughter is still cautious of eating sweets.

[rsr2]

At a LAN party, a bunch of people were asleep, 1 of them was our main target because he would always do pranks on us so we all wanted to get him back (me and four others) So we ran to the fridge and found Salmon flavored cream cheese. We took whatever was in the container and put it on his face. It was the nastiest smelling thing ever. But HE DIDN'T WAKE UP!!! So I found a mouse trap and put it on his cell phone. I called it and he woke up, put his hand on the mousetrap. He screamed and he actually broke two fingers... He then started screaming because of the stuff that was on his face. He wasn't too happy and hasn't done a prank on since then. Hurray

[Psycho8137]

I one time did a mouse-trap prank to some dude who's house I broke into, and I heard later on in the news that the police were still looking for the person who caused that castration.

P.S.: I'm the f***ing Joker, bitches!

[MystictheHedgehog]

My friend was always getting pranked by a couple girls. They were ALWAYS doing something to him, and they had planned on saran wrapping his car, then adding peanut butter to the mix for some reason or another. Problem was one of the girl's told me, so I decided to flip it on them.

I called my friend and let him know about it, and that they were planning on doing it around 1AM, which is, of course, past curfew(the girls were 17 and 21). He got the brilliant idea to get the cops in on it, so we did. We waited inside his house until 1 AM, they didn't show. 2 AM, still now show. They finally show up at 3 AM, and I start video-taping the entire thing. They started their little charade of saran wrap, and my friend calls the cops. They get there about 5 minutes later and pull up near the house. The girls tried to hide behind the car(like that's going to do any good?), officer walked around asked what they thought they were doing, it's past curfew blah blah blah. Then my friend walks out, [pretends the sirens woke him up]. He proceeds to act incredibly pissed, and told the cops "Just do whatever you want with them, take them to jail, I don't care!" He walked back in the house, the cops cuffed the girls, they were crying by this point. They talk to them for a while, and end up letting them go, but make the 21 year old drive home...note that the car was a stick shift, and she didn't know how to drive stick. And I think one of them pissed their pants..can't remember.

[roundbox]

Originally Posted by RB_Dreamscanner

story

Why don't I believe this


I've often awoken my friends by tossing an 8 lb giant stuffed bear at their faces. This thing is huge.

[SaSSyBiiTcH]

Halloween. Years ago @ a party of mine, we were playing with a Quija board & I pretended to cry, then proceeded to scratch myself, pull at my hair, & acted as if I was posessed [not to the extent of hurting myself]...giving them a death stare the whole time..while holding a candle...even changed my voice.2 of my friends ran home, 1 cried. I don't remember the rest.

Not exactly hardc0r3...but not bad pranking for a 5th grader

[Psycho8137]

Originally Posted by SaSSyBiiTcH

Halloween. Years ago @ a party of mine, we were playing with a Quija board & I pretended to cry, then proceeded to scratch myself, pull at my hair, & acted as if I was posessed [not to the extent of hurting myself]...giving them a death stare the whole time..while holding a candle...even changed my voice.2 of my friends ran home, 1 cried. I don't remember the rest.

Not exactly hardc0r3...but not bad pranking for a 5th grader

Dude! I did that exact same thing! Only in high school. And to make it obvious I was possessed, I raped one 'em. (Female)

[SaSSyBiiTcH]

Originally Posted by Psycho8137

Dude! I did that exact same thing! Only in high school. And to make it obvious I was possessed, I raped one 'em. (Female)

Awesome [?]

[Sir_Thomas]

Its not really a prank but some chiks and my friends brother and his friend were playin strip poker in the basement and doing ALOT of other ****.

My friends brother basically made out with another dude, the two girls did all types of dirty ****, and they put it on camera.

Bla bla bla so im telling this kid in my German class about it and it turns out one of the girls was his girlfriend so he asks for the pics for proof she was cheating on him.

Well I do and he decides to put it on a local bands popular website.
The whole school saw it and the one kid who made out with the other dude ended up having to move while the other girls got pornography charges etc etc (Cus they were underage...)

[MalReynolds]

The other girls would not get pornography charges. Whoever took the pictures would.

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The best prank I ever pulled... I had my entire office convinced that I had a fiance. I kept this going for about 6 months, and then she and I broke up.

[bender5]

Lol that must have taken some really good acting. Tip of the cap to you Mal.

[jono2007]

So last year I went on a trip to Florida with guys from my school.

It was paid for by our mothers, on a side note.

So one of the older girls in the group absolutely hated the scent of Axe,(forget which one, the main one), and when she fell asleep at the Allstar Movies hotel we axed up her room. Then, because I wasn't satisfied, I alone crept back and poured an entire axe bottle into the sink with the plug over it.


She woke up in the morning. She smelled nothing. She left to have breakfast. We were disappointed.

Then she came back, sniffed, and hurled.

By the way Mal, that is the most amazing prank. Uh ok.

[Psycho8137]

I dunno if it quilifies as a prank, but I loosened up my shoe so I could kick it off, and I walked up to one of my roommates, and started speaking to him, then kicked off my shoe and it hit im in the balls. I grabbed my shoe and ran for my room and locked the door. Thank god for having a swiss army knife and canned foods in my room.

[bender5]

Please stop posting in here. You aren't funny, you don't post pranks, AND you are just annoying.

[vashthestampede0987]

We had a bomb threat at our school last year and so they were searching bags as we came into our school the next day. I thought it would be funny to come into the school with my backpack full of condoms and ky jelly. After I was given a funny look by the administration because they couldn't do anything I proceeded to "trip" and spill the contents of my bag.

Next day they were doing the same thing, and so did I, but with coat hangers and pregnancy tests.