Haiku Contest!!!

Tater Tot · 10-4-2007, 11:27 AM

I'm having a Haiku contest! Winner gets 100 credits!
Post your haiku under this thread before October 24th. One Entry per person. Winner will be announced 1 week after contest ends unless otherwise posted. Must be proper Haiku consisting of three lines with 5 syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third. No Profanity please. Do not post on this thread unless it is a haiku poem. No plagiarism either!!!!! ALL POEMS MUST BE ORIGINAL, THAT MEANS MADE BY YOU!!!! And for those of you smart asses out there, NO IT IS NOT FOR ME TO USE!!!

May the best poet win!!!

Tater Tot

bluguerrilla · 10-4-2007, 11:30 AM

100 Credits
What a waste of precious time
I don't even care

TD_m0nster · 10-4-2007, 12:58 PM

I sense someone is
In need of a haiku for
his english class. ass

EI_Tizzy · 10-4-2007, 01:05 PM

We are so clever
To make fun of him with these
Psuedo-haikus. Ha!

**All_That_Chaz** · 10-4-2007, 01:11 PM

What would jesus do?
Probably get crucified.
He was good at that.

**smartdude1212** · 10-4-2007, 01:33 PM

Haiku haiku five!
Haiku haiku seven! Wait...
Haiku haiku five!

burningeyes88 · 10-4-2007, 01:40 PM

the cold winter breeze
brushes against your cold red cheeks
nothing but wind howling

mine so dont take it

**ShastaTwist** · 10-4-2007, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

What would jesus do?
Probably get crucified.
He was good at that.

Favorite.

**All_That_Chaz** · 10-4-2007, 02:24 PM

My heart - full of joy.
My love for her sustains me.
My fair, sweet, Shasta.

**All_That_Chaz** · 10-4-2007, 02:28 PM

I'll wait two years though
I'm not a pedophile
I totally swear

=/

**ShastaTwist** · 10-4-2007, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

I'll wait two years though
I'm not a pedophile
I totally swear

=/

One year, sixteen days
Three hundred eighty-two days
Is what you must wait

**All_That_Chaz** · 10-4-2007, 02:51 PM

And for your birthday
A plane ticket and a ring
Will be your presents

=O

KilikOdagawa · 10-4-2007, 03:11 PM

Through the high green leaves
With no destination elsewhere
I hear it calling

Tater Tot · 10-8-2007, 02:48 PM

Apparently, some people didn't read the rules of the contest, so allow me to clarify. YOU ARE ALLOWED ONE POST PER PERSON. THAT MEANS ONLY ONE HAIKU. From now on, anyone who places multiple haiku's will no longer be considered for judgment. THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY BROKEN THIS RULE WILL ONLY HAVE THEIR FIRST HAIKU ACCEPTED FOR THE CONTEST.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tater Tot

I'm having a Haiku contest! Winner gets 100 credits!
Post your haiku under this thread before October 24th. One Entry per person. Winner will be announced 1 week after contest ends unless otherwise posted. Must be proper Haiku consisting of three lines with 5 syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third. No Profanity please. Do not post on this thread unless it is a haiku poem. No plagiarism either!!!!! ALL POEMS MUST BE ORIGINAL, THAT MEANS MADE BY YOU!!!! And for those of you smart asses out there, NO IT IS NOT FOR ME TO USE!!!

May the best poet win!!!

Tater Tot

KilikOdagawa · 10-8-2007, 02:50 PM

Okay, so when does this thing end anyway?

**All_That_Chaz** · 10-9-2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tater Tot

Apparently, some people didn't read the rules of the contest, so allow me to clarify. YOU ARE ALLOWED ONE POST PER PERSON. THAT MEANS ONLY ONE HAIKU. From now on, anyone who places multiple haiku's will no longer be considered for judgment. THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY BROKEN THIS RULE WILL ONLY HAVE THEIR FIRST HAIKU ACCEPTED FOR THE CONTEST.

lol sure ignore my shasta-love haikus. next time offer more than 100 creds and people will take your contests seriously =/

MrRubix · 10-9-2007, 12:48 PM

My dear, sweet teacher
I cannot write for myself.
Let's have sex again.

summerhill · 10-11-2007, 12:13 AM

What would jesus do?
he would kick the ass of that
kid named all that chaz

sry dude just playin around with ya

**smartdude1212** · 10-11-2007, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burningeyes88

the cold winter breeze
brushes against your cold red cheeks
nothing but wind howling

mine so dont take it

lmfao this is 5-8-6

Tater Tot · 10-11-2007, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smartdude1212

lmfao this is 5-8-6

ACTUALLY IT'S 5-8-7..... SORRY BURNINGEYES88....

10-4-2007, 11:27 AM	#1
Tater Tot FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Fountain Of Youth, Florida Posts: 582	Haiku Contest!!! I'm having a Haiku contest! Winner gets 100 credits! Post your haiku under this thread before October 24th. One Entry per person. Winner will be announced 1 week after contest ends unless otherwise posted. Must be proper Haiku consisting of three lines with 5 syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third. No Profanity please. Do not post on this thread unless it is a haiku poem. No plagiarism either!!!!! ALL POEMS MUST BE ORIGINAL, THAT MEANS MADE BY YOU!!!! And for those of you smart asses out there, NO IT IS NOT FOR ME TO USE!!! May the best poet win!!! Tater Tot Last edited by Tater Tot; 10-4-2007 at 01:20 PM.. Reason: Dumbass people

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KilikOdagawa Zombie Dancer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere between your tongue and your cheek Posts: 737	Re: Haiku Contest!!! Through the high green leaves With no destination elsewhere I hear it calling __________________ Came back on the 3/25/17 after 8 years of being AFK.

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KilikOdagawa Zombie Dancer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere between your tongue and your cheek Posts: 737	Re: Haiku Contest!!! Okay, so when does this thing end anyway? __________________ Came back on the 3/25/17 after 8 years of being AFK.

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MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: Haiku Contest!!! My dear, sweet teacher I cannot write for myself. Let's have sex again.

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summerhill FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 38	Re: Haiku Contest!!! What would jesus do? he would kick the ass of that kid named all that chaz sry dude just playin around with ya

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