The Tokentard Song

**omega_grunt666** · 04-11-2007, 02:01 AM

*EDIT*
remember, this is ROUGH DRAFT
still working on real version >.<

this is alittle spoof of The lumberjack song by monty python i came up with while trying to figure a way to get the newest skill token...

[singing]
I'm a Token Tard, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I post all day.

Admins:
He's a TokenTard, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he posts all day.

Player:
I spam the forums. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go FFRin'
And have noobs hang out with me.

Admins:
He spams the forums. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes FFRin'
And has noobs hang out with him.

He's a TokenTard, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he posts all day.

Player:
I spam the forums. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Admins:
He spams the forums. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

...

He's a Tokentard, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he posts all day.

Player:
I spam the forums. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama.

Admins:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

*stops*

**TS_SonicMaster** · 04-11-2007, 02:03 AM

Ahahahaha. xD

**omega_grunt666** · 04-11-2007, 02:06 AM

now...
just need a singer to sing it!
an artist to Step it!
and synth to add it!
lol

*EDIT*
this should be a secret song...
with the requirment of having all skill tokens that are out at the time..
that would rock!

AriesMalvis · 04-11-2007, 02:23 AM

i like it =]
lol bra...

evilcowgod · 04-11-2007, 02:27 AM

PLEASE GOD make a simfile out of that.

**omega_grunt666** · 04-11-2007, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evilcowgod

PLEASE GOD make a simfile out of that.

i need someone to actually SING it first lol..
but you KNOW it would make an AWSOME song.. lol

chunky_cheese · 04-11-2007, 03:26 AM

I think it still needs a bit more editing.... some parts have been left like the original, mind if I have a gothrough? And I might sing it... idk.

**omega_grunt666** · 04-11-2007, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chunky_cheese

I think it still needs a bit more editing.... some parts have been left like the original, mind if I have a gothrough? And I might sing it... idk.

sure, go ahead
*Edit*
if you do sing it you might want a few people to sing the "Admins" parts

**PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR** · 04-11-2007, 03:46 AM

Get Tass, and Tass alone, to sing this. I'm sure thta many people would be willing to step this. I'm one of them.

madmatt621 · 04-11-2007, 08:59 AM

I'll sing it.

mcdiddy · 04-11-2007, 09:09 AM

The copied the partial lyrics from Monty Python.

**Tasselfoot** · 04-11-2007, 09:19 AM

see.... a bad song parody leaves parts of the original lyrics in the parody. a GOOD song parody has all the lyrics be unique, yet still rhyming and making sense.

you have a good concept... and a good start. but it still needs some work. you can't have the original lyrics in there, if you're going for a high quality parody.

and as someone said... i'd be happy to sing. some of you are familiar with my singing, others aren't. regardless... i'm uber leet singer. and there is an mp3 of my "10 Minutes With Tass" floating around somewhere that showcases my talents.

goat6707 · 04-11-2007, 09:42 AM

go tass! haha,

but like tass said, it could use some editting. let me see if i can fix some stuff... Ill get back to you

Tibs · 04-11-2007, 10:15 AM

brb writing tass a gansta rap

jchinzilla · 04-11-2007, 10:54 AM

"On Wednesdays he goes FFRin'/And has noobs hang out with him. " doesn't go with the original music very well

also- GANGSTA RAPPPP

**omega_grunt666** · 04-12-2007, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tasselfoot

see.... a bad song parody leaves parts of the original lyrics in the parody. a GOOD song parody has all the lyrics be unique, yet still rhyming and making sense.

you have a good concept... and a good start. but it still needs some work. you can't have the original lyrics in there, if you're going for a high quality parody.

and as someone said... i'd be happy to sing. some of you are familiar with my singing, others aren't. regardless... i'm uber leet singer. and there is an mp3 of my "10 Minutes With Tass" floating around somewhere that showcases my talents.

me and chunky are working out the lyrics >.<
we'll run the finished version by you when we're done! =)

04-11-2007, 02:01 AM	#1
omega_grunt666 Nescio quid faciam Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 894	The Tokentard Song EDIT remember, this is ROUGH DRAFT still working on real version >.< this is alittle spoof of The lumberjack song by monty python i came up with while trying to figure a way to get the newest skill token... [singing] I'm a Token Tard, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I post all day. Admins: He's a TokenTard, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he posts all day. Player: I spam the forums. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go FFRin' And have noobs hang out with me. Admins: He spams the forums. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes FFRin' And has noobs hang out with him. He's a TokenTard, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he posts all day. Player: I spam the forums. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars. Admins: He spams the forums. He skips and jumps. He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars?! ... He's a Tokentard, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he posts all day. Player: I spam the forums. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Mama. Admins: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, Suspendies, and a bra?! stops __________________ Last edited by omega_grunt666; 04-12-2007 at 12:37 PM..

04-11-2007, 02:03 AM	#2
TS_SonicMaster FFR Lolicon Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Naval Air Station Pensacola, FL Age: 34 Posts: 1,257	Re: The Tokentard Song Ahahahaha. xD __________________ Best and Only AAAA: Ageha BF2014 5 Greats SDG vid Maid and Pocket Watch of Blood Oni 9 Greats 1 CB vid Thermosphere 1 CB vids from super nub days

04-11-2007, 02:06 AM	#3
omega_grunt666 Nescio quid faciam Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 894	Re: The Tokentard Song now... just need a singer to sing it! an artist to Step it! and synth to add it! lol EDIT this should be a secret song... with the requirment of having all skill tokens that are out at the time.. that would rock! __________________

04-11-2007, 02:23 AM	#4
AriesMalvis FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,345	Re: The Tokentard Song i like it =] lol bra... __________________

04-11-2007, 02:27 AM	#5
evilcowgod FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Planet vegeta Age: 35 Posts: 531	Re: The Tokentard Song PLEASE GOD make a simfile out of that. __________________ <- Support! "Dumbledore returns from the dead and declares it to be hammertime, Harry proceeds to break it down, Voldemort is unable to touch this." Evilcowgod is not amused.

04-11-2007, 03:26 AM	#7
chunky_cheese FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 34 Posts: 1,736	Re: The Tokentard Song I think it still needs a bit more editing.... some parts have been left like the original, mind if I have a gothrough? And I might sing it... idk.

04-11-2007, 08:59 AM	#10
madmatt621 Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 29°34′7″N, 95°1′21″W Age: 37 Posts: 3,000	Re: The Tokentard Song I'll sing it.

04-11-2007, 09:09 AM	#11
mcdiddy FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: San Diego/Los Angeles Age: 35 Posts: 89	Re: The Tokentard Song The copied the partial lyrics from Monty Python.

04-11-2007, 09:19 AM	#12
Tasselfoot Retired BOSS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Widget Heaven Age: 42 Posts: 25,185	Re: The Tokentard Song see.... a bad song parody leaves parts of the original lyrics in the parody. a GOOD song parody has all the lyrics be unique, yet still rhyming and making sense. you have a good concept... and a good start. but it still needs some work. you can't have the original lyrics in there, if you're going for a high quality parody. and as someone said... i'd be happy to sing. some of you are familiar with my singing, others aren't. regardless... i'm uber leet singer. and there is an mp3 of my "10 Minutes With Tass" floating around somewhere that showcases my talents. __________________ RIP

04-11-2007, 09:42 AM	#13
goat6707 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Yellow Jacket Country Age: 37 Posts: 114	Re: The Tokentard Song go tass! haha, but like tass said, it could use some editting. let me see if i can fix some stuff... Ill get back to you

04-11-2007, 10:15 AM	#14
Tibs FFR Player Join Date: May 2006 Location: UK Age: 37 Posts: 5,235	Re: The Tokentard Song brb writing tass a gansta rap

04-11-2007, 10:54 AM	#15
jchinzilla i like cheese Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 28 Posts: 2,106	Re: The Tokentard Song "On Wednesdays he goes FFRin'/And has noobs hang out with him. " doesn't go with the original music very well also- GANGSTA RAPPPP __________________

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