If my teacher did this...

**darklordsarumon9** · 04-8-2007, 12:35 PM

The Final Exam At the University College Cape Breton, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an “A” so far. These four friends were so confident, that the weekend before finals they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time, but afterall the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to UCCB until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day.

The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam. The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem, worth 5 points.

Cool, they thought! Each one in a separate room, thinking this was going to be easy… then they turned the page. On the second page was written…

For 95 points: Which tire? ________________

**-Fallen-** · 04-8-2007, 12:36 PM

My teacher told me about this, they all said a different tire so they teacher knew they lied and they all failed.

WarlockRox · 04-8-2007, 12:37 PM

Haha. I've seen that before. That's great. I'd just put down that I didn't remember which one.

**Squeek** · 04-8-2007, 01:08 PM

Older than existance.

One of my least favorite professors told this joke during class. Too bad I wasn't paying attention because he had such a huge accent that nobody could understand a word he said.

**Matrixdude** · 04-8-2007, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeek

Older than existance.

One of my least favorite professors told this joke during class. Too bad I wasn't paying attention because he had such a huge accent that nobody could understand a word he said.

So how'd you know he was talking about that?

msbrunnettemickey · 04-8-2007, 01:32 PM

Squeek is special.

monkeybomb45 · 04-8-2007, 01:34 PM

i would tell him i couldnt remember cuz i was drunk at the time

**Squeek** · 04-8-2007, 01:35 PM

You could hear bits and pieces.

Except he claimed he was the one who did this.

Shame he's only been teaching for a year, so there's very little likelihood that he'd be crafty enough to think of such a thing, especially considering how stupid he was.

iHuggY · 04-8-2007, 01:38 PM

thats funny.
i would be so mad.
ahaha.

evilcowgod · 04-8-2007, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iHuggY

thats funny.
i would be so mad.
ahaha.

Heh, guess it was their own fault for going out partying all night.

kmj103a · 04-8-2007, 02:20 PM

Aw come-on, everyone knows to pick the right front tire..Well okay I do

ygugsa295 · 04-8-2007, 02:22 PM

Should have agreed on the story prior...

GuidoHunter · 04-8-2007, 02:56 PM

My teacher told this joke in class (with two girls present):

[In an extremely thick Sri Lankan accent] What is the similarity between burning bread in the oven and getting a woman pregnant?

Not taking it out quick enough.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Cj_leonine · 04-8-2007, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

My teacher told this joke in class (with two girls present):

[In an extremely thick Sri Lankan accent] What is the similarity between burning bread in the oven and getting a woman pregnant?

Not taking it out quick enough.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Lawl?

madmatt621 · 04-8-2007, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cj_leonine

Lawl?

Eh...

**darklordsarumon9** · 04-8-2007, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

My teacher told this joke in class (with two girls present):

[In an extremely thick Sri Lankan accent] What is the similarity between burning bread in the oven and getting a woman pregnant?

Not taking it out quick enough.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Thank you for making this pretty much meaningless thread something worth reading.

evilcowgod · 04-8-2007, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

My teacher told this joke in class (with two girls present):

[In an extremely thick Sri Lankan accent] What is the similarity between burning bread in the oven and getting a woman pregnant?

Not taking it out quick enough.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Ahahaha

lsrplyr · 04-8-2007, 06:22 PM

I heard that one somewhere maybe using not burning bread idk I can't remember, but it's still funny. For the first joke, the teacher must have went through some trouble making the new test cus for finals I'm guessing it would of been very official?

AriesMalvis · 04-8-2007, 07:34 PM

that sounds exactly like my AP Us history teacher...except he liked me...not that i was a good student, but i could write a kickass play and make part of it in russian...
but yea it's ingenious...of course nowadays most kids have cell phones and txt msging...lol but it's a good slap in the face

ygugsa295 · 04-8-2007, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

What is the similarity between burning bread in the oven and getting a woman pregnant?

Not taking it out quick enough.

Oh Guido, you're awful.

04-8-2007, 12:36 PM	#2
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04-8-2007, 12:37 PM	#3
WarlockRox FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Garland, Texas Age: 35 Posts: 88	Re: If my teacher did this... Haha. I've seen that before. That's great. I'd just put down that I didn't remember which one. __________________ I gave into the myspace trend. T.T ^ Link ^

04-8-2007, 01:08 PM	#4
Squeek let it snow~ Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 14,444	Re: If my teacher did this... Older than existance. One of my least favorite professors told this joke during class. Too bad I wasn't paying attention because he had such a huge accent that nobody could understand a word he said.

04-8-2007, 01:32 PM	#6
msbrunnettemickey FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: BOOBALOOBA! Posts: 1,780	Re: If my teacher did this... Squeek is special. __________________ בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן ודואג ודואג נורא

04-8-2007, 01:35 PM	#8
Squeek let it snow~ Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 14,444	Re: If my teacher did this... You could hear bits and pieces. Except he claimed he was the one who did this. Shame he's only been teaching for a year, so there's very little likelihood that he'd be crafty enough to think of such a thing, especially considering how stupid he was.

04-8-2007, 01:38 PM	#9
iHuggY FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cardboard Mansion Age: 35 Posts: 4	Re: If my teacher did this... thats funny. i would be so mad. ahaha.

04-8-2007, 02:20 PM	#11
kmj103a FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Age: 35 Posts: 25	Re: If my teacher did this... Aw come-on, everyone knows to pick the right front tire..Well okay I do

04-8-2007, 02:22 PM	#12
ygugsa295 FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 155	Re: If my teacher did this... Should have agreed on the story prior...

04-8-2007, 06:22 PM	#18
lsrplyr FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: pittsburgh, pa Posts: 157	Re: If my teacher did this... I heard that one somewhere maybe using not burning bread idk I can't remember, but it's still funny. For the first joke, the teacher must have went through some trouble making the new test cus for finals I'm guessing it would of been very official? __________________

04-8-2007, 07:34 PM	#19
AriesMalvis FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,345	Re: If my teacher did this... that sounds exactly like my AP Us history teacher...except he liked me...not that i was a good student, but i could write a kickass play and make part of it in russian... but yea it's ingenious...of course nowadays most kids have cell phones and txt msging...lol but it's a good slap in the face __________________

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