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Old 01-9-2004, 08:41 PM   #1
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Default Arch, I have one word for you.

Cucumber.
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Old 01-9-2004, 09:01 PM   #2
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actually, you had 8 words for him.
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Old 01-9-2004, 09:03 PM   #3
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Don't bring up the cucumber method again....please don't.
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Old 01-9-2004, 09:09 PM   #4
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This is either inside joke or spam.
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Old 01-9-2004, 09:10 PM   #5
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This is either inside joke or spam.
both
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Old 01-9-2004, 09:10 PM   #6
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Haha, i deleted my post, so that i wouldn't look like a complete idiot. ;D asked Reach about it
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I was wondering were it went..
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We all know you want a cucumber jammed up your anus, but here is not the place to talk about such things.
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Old 01-9-2004, 11:47 PM   #9
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We all know you want a cucumber jammed up your anus, but here is not the place to talk about such things.
if by cucumber you meant watermelon, then i think you're right.
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Actually it was the other end x_X.
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It's essentially where you create a "virtual vagina" where you cut out the insides of a cucumber just wide enough to fit your schlong and then you warm it up though a microwave or whatever

I haven't done it in months, but when I did it felt really good so yeah
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What Arch0wl failed to mention is that he did this while thinking of young asian boys.
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Old 01-10-2004, 12:19 AM   #13
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It's essentially where you create a "virtual vagina" where you cut out the insides of a cucumber just wide enough to fit your schlong and then you warm it up though a microwave or whatever

I haven't done it in months, but when I did it felt really good so yeah
Any respect that I had for you is now gone.

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Old 01-10-2004, 12:28 AM   #14
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Arch, do you really need a whole cucumber? I would think a carrot would be enough...and even that would be too big, I expected you to use like, a cherry tomato. It'd fit better.

Either that, or maybe a sausage, but in a different way...I'd think that would be right up your alley.

(get it? sausage? gay joke? up the alley? shaddap, you don't get sophisticated humor.)
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It's essentially where you create a "virtual vagina" where you cut out the insides of a cucumber just wide enough to fit your schlong and then you warm it up though a microwave or whatever

I haven't done it in months, but when I did it felt really good so yeah
This is extremely disturbing...yet Arch seems to be totally unembarassed, so I don't know why you're bringing it up. Now after a non-voluntary "break" from FFR, you appreciate all the news you can, but I think I could have died happy not knowning that.

Whatever...I really don't think it's that big of a deal. But that's not gonna stop me from telling you to get out more (please God).

ARCH0WL GET OUT OF YOUR FRIGGIN' HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE.
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Like I said, I haven't done it in months, and I especially don't have any urge to now since found Megan.

But yeah, if you're lonely and you don't give a shit, I recommend it. Feels great. The only people who don't like it or are scared to do it are morons who are insecure.
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Old 01-10-2004, 01:12 AM   #17
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We have no cucumbers...

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ROFL, I havent lost any respect, you have set a hall of fame record for desperate men.

And yet, you seem so secure about it...

:-\

But uhh yeah...hope you enoyed it?

Damn no cucumbers in the fridge either Freakin Meat Eating Parents...
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Old 01-10-2004, 02:09 AM   #19
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Quote:
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It's essentially where you create a "virtual vagina" where you cut out the insides of a cucumber just wide enough to fit your schlong and then you warm it up though a microwave or whatever

I haven't done it in months, but when I did it felt really good so yeah
Any respect that I had for you is now gone.

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Arch, do you really need a whole cucumber? I would think a carrot would be enough...and even that would be too big, I expected you to use like, a cherry tomato. It'd fit better.

Either that, or maybe a sausage, but in a different way...I'd think that would be right up your alley.

(get it? sausage? #$* joke? up the alley? shaddap, you don't get sophisticated humor.)
1st, i didn't know ARch had respect

2nd Anti, i think a Cheerio would have the best desired effect
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Old 01-10-2004, 02:11 AM   #20
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.............i heart arch
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