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Cucumber.
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actually, you had 8 words for him.
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Don't bring up the cucumber method again....please don't.
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This is either inside joke or spam.
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Haha, i deleted my post, so that i wouldn't look like a complete idiot. ;D asked Reach about it
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I was wondering were it went..
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We all know you want a cucumber jammed up your anus, but here is not the place to talk about such things.
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Actually it was the other end x_X.
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It's essentially where you create a "virtual vagina" where you cut out the insides of a cucumber just wide enough to fit your schlong and then you warm it up though a microwave or whatever
I haven't done it in months, but when I did it felt really good so yeah |
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What Arch0wl failed to mention is that he did this while thinking of young asian boys.
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CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
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Arch, do you really need a whole cucumber? I would think a carrot would be enough...and even that would be too big, I expected you to use like, a cherry tomato. It'd fit better.
Either that, or maybe a sausage, but in a different way...I'd think that would be right up your alley. (get it? sausage? gay joke? up the alley? shaddap, you don't get sophisticated humor.) |
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Whatever...I really don't think it's that big of a deal. But that's not gonna stop me from telling you to get out more (please God). ARCH0WL GET OUT OF YOUR FRIGGIN' HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE. |
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Like I said, I haven't done it in months, and I especially don't have any urge to now since found Megan.
But yeah, if you're lonely and you don't give a shit, I recommend it. Feels great. The only people who don't like it or are scared to do it are morons who are insecure. |
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We have no cucumbers...
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ROFL, I havent lost any respect, you have set a hall of fame record for desperate men.
And yet, you seem so secure about it... :-\ But uhh yeah...hope you enoyed it? Damn no cucumbers in the fridge either Freakin Meat Eating Parents... |
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2nd Anti, i think a Cheerio would have the best desired effect |
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.............i heart arch
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