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I don't think a thread like this has ever been posted before, but I'm bored, and I just wanna share something with you that may have been the FUNNIEST thing I ever heard in real life...
Well, long ago, I was waiting to get my allergy shots with my mom, brother, and sister, and off the speaker comes "Side-bottoms? Side-bottoms?". Both me, my sis, and my brother literally were starting to laugh. That was pretty humourous, but it may have been an April Fools joke, although I didn't think it was April Fools day. Or it might've been some prankers playing with the speaker, I dunno... ...but if there is some guy with "Side-bottoms" as a last name, then I would probably freak out some, then laugh some more Now, has anyone else ever had wierd moments while waiting for a doctor's appointment, allergy/immunity shots, etc.? |
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One customer at one of the banks I worked at had a last name of Buttsavage.
*shrugs*
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There was a guy who had a heart attack while he was in the waiting room at a doctors office.
*shrugs also*
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I've been treated by a doctor who informed me he had cancer from being a pack a day smoker and he had a year to live. He then offered me a smoke as we were leaving. We've never been back there again.
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In Harrison, our family physician was pretty much a one-stop medical spot. Allergist, gynecologist, dermatologist -- it's infected, she'll examine it.
There was also a sign in every exam room at the clinic that said, "Attention all OB patients! If your water has broken or you feel contractions, go immediately to the hospital! DO NOT WAIT UNTIL YOUR NEXT OB APPOINTMENT!!!" |
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Nothing in regards to waiting rooms, but I did see this guy attach a battery unit to his braces through wires once. Hilarious.
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i was sitting in the waiting room with my dad, and a bird rammed the window and cracked it
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Well I don't really have doctor's office things, but there's someone in my school with the last name "Butts".
Well three people. They're related. edit: And "Cocks" too.
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SethSquall, your signature is far to large. Reduce the heighth by a half, at least.
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There used to be two girls I knew and they were the best of friends. Last names: Cummings and Semens. Lolol. Weird thing that happened in doctor's office. Ummm nothing to me, a war vet died waiting in the Emergency Room. Not so funny though. Burn to the medical system.
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One time when I was waiting in the doctors office for him to come, I stole a bunch of prescription pills from his cabinet.
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Seth, the guy you know doesn't happen to be a substitute now, does he?
If so then I've had him numerous times. We call him Senor Cabeza in spanish. |
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Meh interesting stuff, as for me, I just remember doctors that couldn't speak a lick of english, but pronounced whatever medical ailment that I had perfectly.
Went something like this: Doc: You have throak core? Me: whaa? Doc: throak core? S-T-R-E-P throak? ---- Doc: We're hur? Me: We're where? Doc: no, no, H-E-R-N-I-A hur? just stupid stuff like that. I also worked as a telemarketer for 6 months.... oh the names that I could tell you. Ones that probably don't have a correct english pronunciation, ones that were 2nd grade funny (Butts etc.), and ones that you could tell were just a bunch of inbreds living together on the same street/area. |
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People in my family have the last name Butts. >_>
Thank god it my mother's side.
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While I was waiting in the doctors office this child came in screaming about her butt hurting and all I could do was laugh. It was pretty funny.
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Funniest thing was that there was Women magazines but instead I played Me & My Katamari
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