Lapis

Sol_Solis · 12-13-2005, 10:50 PM

http://ds.ign.com/articles/674/674221p1.html
and...
http://www.moboid.com/lapis/LapisPres.htm

ckj846 · 12-13-2005, 11:03 PM

Interesting... I wonder what it will be rated.... I think it is a good and a bad idea, considering all the uproar GTA caused with Jack Thompson......
O_o

Omeganitros · 12-13-2005, 11:09 PM

what the-

**Snapps** · 12-13-2005, 11:28 PM

i touch ur clit

u climax

evilbutterfly · 12-14-2005, 01:42 AM

The fact that it teaches how to stimulate women (and the fact that all the bunnies are different, WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND) without "teaching how to stimulate women" is lovely. If I had a DS I would totally get it. :P

ToshX · 12-14-2005, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by evilbutterfly

The fact that it teaches how to stimulate women (and the fact that all the bunnies are different, WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND) without "teaching how to stimulate women" is lovely. If I had a DS I would totally get it. :P

Omeganitros · 12-14-2005, 07:10 AM

This topic makes me blush.

nforcer06164 · 12-14-2005, 08:39 AM

This topic makes me lol in horror at what this world has come to. We all knew it was going to happen eventually.

**FishFishRevolution** · 12-14-2005, 09:14 AM

I think it's a good idea, if I hadn't been so clueless in middle school, my high-school life might've been more interesting.

Grandiagod · 12-14-2005, 09:27 AM

I guess my DS is finally going to get some use after all...

Kenzya · 12-14-2005, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Grandiagod

I guess my *penis is finally going to get some use after all...

Pumble · 12-14-2005, 07:11 PM

The DS's slogan just makes it all the more hilarious.

lord_carbo · 12-14-2005, 08:16 PM

Just wait for the Revolution and stick the controller up something. It should stimulate you much more.

Kenzya · 12-14-2005, 08:35 PM

If you want to put a big rectangle in your ass, then sure!

evilbutterfly · 12-14-2005, 08:37 PM

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Just wait for the Revolution and stick the controller up something. It should stimulate you much more.

More proof that the boys here don't understand. Most women orgasm with clitoral stimulation moreso than vaginal stimulation. Vibrators and dildos shaped like penors are designed by men who don't understand. Women's vibrators for women are usually small and curved, designed to fit on the clitoris. They don't vibrator super hard like some of the big dick-shaped ones do, because too much stimulation is not good. Some of these smaller women-deisgned vibrators will also have a longer part that curves in so the vibrator can stimulated the g-spot as well. There are some nunchuck-like vibrators which are more of a one-size-fits-all thing, since a solid vibrator may not reach both the g-spot and the clitoris for some women. Sticking a revolution controller inside of a girl and making it vibrate won't get her off nearly as well as you may think.

Seriously guys, learn how to pleasure girls. That's the point of that game, and it will help you out down the line.

lord_carbo · 12-14-2005, 08:49 PM

EB, calm down, I was joking. I knew that wouldn't pleasure a girl, it's too, well, un-pen0rish. B'sides, I still have to go to family living this year, which means I'm sure I'll learn that eventually.

ckj846 · 12-14-2005, 11:46 PM

And you are how old now????
O_o.....

**Snapps** · 12-14-2005, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lord_carbo

EB, calm down, I was joking. I knew that wouldn't pleasure a girl, it's too, well, un-pen0rish. B'sides, I still have to go to family living this year, which means I'm sure I'll learn that eventually.

God damn you know nothing.

You would be lying if you said you were over 12.

Sol_Solis · 12-15-2005, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by evilbutterfly

Quote:

Just wait for the Revolution and stick the controller up something. It should stimulate you much more.

sexpert

suicidalmuskrat · 12-15-2005, 12:55 AM

It's ok, EB just wanted to show off. And he showed that he can comprehend things that he reads. Congrats. I just finished having sex 10 minutes ago (seriously), and i got the women to orgasm (serious..at least according to her. It's surprisingly hard to tell sometimes) by shoving my 3 remotes into any hole i could find. (not serious) But what EB failed to emphasize is that all girls are different, which appears to be the focus of the game. I wish they hadn't pitched it like this though, because it actually seems like it could be a fun game. Pitching it like this, it will never get published. And if it does, it would be AO. There's no way for this product to be published for the DS with it being pushed as this product. However, if they just tweaked a few things, and sold it differently, this could be a fun game, while delivering the same "education" for young girls who are about to start experimenting with themselves. Seriously, pushing that as the main draw of the game? NEVER will see the light of day.

Yes, I know the game isn't even close to the actual marketing stages, but my point is that even with her bringing it to publishers like this will make it nearly impossible to get made.

12-13-2005, 10:50 PM	#1
Sol_Solis FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 661	Lapis http://ds.ign.com/articles/674/674221p1.html and... http://www.moboid.com/lapis/LapisPres.htm

12-13-2005, 11:03 PM	#2
ckj846 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Fremont, California Age: 35 Posts: 2,437	RE: Lapis Interesting... I wonder what it will be rated.... I think it is a good and a bad idea, considering all the uproar GTA caused with Jack Thompson...... O_o __________________ pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW pyro31191: rofl pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights

12-13-2005, 11:09 PM	#3
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 37 Posts: 8,897	RE: Lapis what the-

12-13-2005, 11:28 PM	#4
Snapps NO DOUBT GET LOUD Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: California Age: 35 Posts: 5,650	RE: Lapis i touch ur clit u climax

12-14-2005, 01:42 AM	#5
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	RE: Lapis The fact that it teaches how to stimulate women (and the fact that all the bunnies are different, WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND) without "teaching how to stimulate women" is lovely. If I had a DS I would totally get it. :P __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

12-14-2005, 07:10 AM	#7
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 37 Posts: 8,897	RE: Re: RE: Lapis This topic makes me blush.

12-14-2005, 09:14 AM	#9
FishFishRevolution GotR Creator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Vi sitter här i venten Current Band: The National Age: 38 Posts: 7,251	RE: Re: RE: Lapis I think it's a good idea, if I hadn't been so clueless in middle school, my high-school life might've been more interesting. __________________

12-14-2005, 09:27 AM	#10
Grandiagod FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Feaefaw Age: 37 Posts: 6,122	RE: Re: RE: Lapis I guess my DS is finally going to get some use after all... __________________ He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

12-14-2005, 07:11 PM	#12
Pumble FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ladies love cool james Age: 36 Posts: 1,301	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Lapis The DS's slogan just makes it all the more hilarious. __________________

12-14-2005, 08:16 PM	#13
lord_carbo FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: fighting villains from afar, NJ Age: 34 Posts: 6,222	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Lapis Just wait for the Revolution and stick the controller up something. It should stimulate you much more. __________________ last.fm

12-14-2005, 08:35 PM	#14
Kenzya FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Illicorn Posts: 3,411	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Lapis If you want to put a big rectangle in your ass, then sure! __________________ One Time I Sucked Six in a Row (Locust Toybox Remix) Write to me Stick Stickly p.o. box 963 New York City New York State 10108 I'm Still Alive

12-14-2005, 08:49 PM	#16
lord_carbo FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: fighting villains from afar, NJ Age: 34 Posts: 6,222	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Lapis EB, calm down, I was joking. I knew that wouldn't pleasure a girl, it's too, well, un-pen0rish. B'sides, I still have to go to family living this year, which means I'm sure I'll learn that eventually. __________________ last.fm

12-14-2005, 11:46 PM	#17
ckj846 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Fremont, California Age: 35 Posts: 2,437	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Lapis And you are how old now???? O_o..... __________________ pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW pyro31191: rofl pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights

12-15-2005, 12:55 AM	#20
suicidalmuskrat FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Muskegon Posts: 739	It's ok, EB just wanted to show off. And he showed that he can comprehend things that he reads. Congrats. I just finished having sex 10 minutes ago (seriously), and i got the women to orgasm (serious..at least according to her. It's surprisingly hard to tell sometimes) by shoving my 3 remotes into any hole i could find. (not serious) But what EB failed to emphasize is that all girls are different, which appears to be the focus of the game. I wish they hadn't pitched it like this though, because it actually seems like it could be a fun game. Pitching it like this, it will never get published. And if it does, it would be AO. There's no way for this product to be published for the DS with it being pushed as this product. However, if they just tweaked a few things, and sold it differently, this could be a fun game, while delivering the same "education" for young girls who are about to start experimenting with themselves. Seriously, pushing that as the main draw of the game? NEVER will see the light of day. Yes, I know the game isn't even close to the actual marketing stages, but my point is that even with her bringing it to publishers like this will make it nearly impossible to get made. __________________ I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish. Done, and done.

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