Silly Teachers

**zajac** · 01-6-2005, 09:27 AM

So yeah... I'm on xqsite.com at school cuz flashflashrevolution is blocked... And as is the game and chat, so I just get on into the forums...

As I'm in the forums I'm going through the challenges forum and my teacher walks past and sees my avatar... He suddenly just gets this weird look on his face and says, "ZAYJAG'S TUMMY!? WHAT KIND OF SITE ARE YOU ON!?"

He TOTALLY freaked out thinking I was on some kind of kiddy porn site that I'm sure Lupin's parents have stumbled upon him viewing... I then had to explain to him what this site was to keep it from being blocked... Hope Synth is proud of himself... This site has just been viewed as a porn site... Thought you guys might find this story interesting... Made me giggle a scootch... lol

Peace out!

vashthestampede0987 · 01-6-2005, 09:40 AM

i see well then....umm tell him the only person who distributes porn is well.... me and thats only on aim if im payed the monthly fee.

hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX · 01-6-2005, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by vashthestampede0987

i see well then....umm tell him the only person who distributes porn is well.... me and thats only on aim if im payed the monthly fee.

lol...not.

Anyways, pretty funny story. It's happened ot be too back in 8th grade. You see, my elementary school had these lousy iMACs at the time, which were slow and laggy and the list goes on and on. Anyways it was probably something around -30 out so we had an 'indoor recess'. So I sit infront of the computer surfing FFR Forums and Reach happened to have previously posted in the thread i was reading through. I scrolled down, then LAAAAAAAAAG. then finally, it scrolled down. Dead center on the screen was Reach's previous pic of some asian girl in a bikini, with breasts the size of bowling balls, bouncing up and down. At the EXACT same time, my teacher happened to walk in. Needless to say, she saw the picture, I was banned from the computer for a week, and was forced to stay afterschool for detention.

**lightdarkness** · 01-6-2005, 10:50 AM

Sucks HVAM, kinda happened to me too, but I wasn't punished

Thats why those animated gif's are outlaw'd

Lupin_the_3rd · 01-6-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX

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Originally Posted by vashthestampede0987

i see well then....umm tell him the only person who distributes porn is well.... me and thats only on aim if im payed the monthly fee.

lol...not.

Anyways, pretty funny story. It's happened ot be too back in 8th grade. You see, my elementary school had these lousy iMACs at the time, which were slow and laggy and the list goes on and on. Anyways it was probably something around -30 out so we had an 'indoor recess'. So I sit infront of the computer surfing FFR Forums and Reach happened to have previously posted in the thread i was reading through. I scrolled down, then LAAAAAAAAAG. then finally, it scrolled down. Dead center on the screen was Reach's previous pic of some asian girl in a bikini, with breasts the size of bowling balls, bouncing up and down. At the EXACT same time, my teacher happened to walk in. Needless to say, she saw the picture, I was banned from the computer for a week, and was forced to stay afterschool for detention.

hahaha I remember that...didn't it have something to do with that lobster picture?

hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX · 01-6-2005, 11:41 AM

Err...lobster? Not that I remember....refresh my memory if you still have the pic :P

UWSTopGun · 01-6-2005, 12:36 PM

My teachers would be like do your work or OMG UR NOT ALLOWED ON DEZE SITEZ!

My response: I don't care.

His or Her response to that: ... *walks away*

**Squeek** · 01-6-2005, 01:34 PM

Use Opera and turn off Animated GIFs.

What? You can't install programs on your computers due to restrictions? Poppycock.

Since the computers at my school were so bad, I always brought in my spare Optical mouse and used it during all my computer courses.

But honestly, teachers can't do anything to stop you from visiting a website other than telling you to get off it. It's not even the school server administrator's duty (which was a pain since as the assistant server admin, I wanted to block SO many sites). It's the district server administrator's job to ban websites that the school's server admins recommend.

~Squeek

M-A-C · 01-6-2005, 01:54 PM

FlashFlashRevolution does sound like a porn site. What I don't understand is how your teacher thought it was a porn site when he only say a tummy. If he thinks that a tummy is porn he needs to take a long, hard look at his life.

babybenji2004 · 01-6-2005, 01:55 PM

I was at school, i was about to play R2 for the first time and i was grounded from computer at home. Librarian came out, told me to get off the computer and i couldn't play R2. Such a sad story.
EDIT-Zajac, have you ever though that maybe people don't like looking at your stomach? It's a little disturbing.

Mychilli · 01-6-2005, 03:05 PM

read the sig, my german teacher said that to the class, and everyone laughed

**Freak83** · 01-6-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by babybenji2004

EDIT-Zajac, have you ever though that maybe people don't like looking at your stomach? It's a little disturbing.

So true...

**zajac** · 01-6-2005, 05:25 PM

HAHA! I know... But you can all thank Zildjian for saying this avatar is better than the old one I had... Thank him guys and girls..... Thank him...

But yeah... I'm gonna put up a new avatar soon enough... I was gonna do the scrabble thingy that Benji has, but did it right before I did it... So I'm trying to think of something original, and I have a few ideas... Unless you guys want me to work on my slowly forming one pack and someday it will be a rock hard six pack and I can remake the avvy... eh? EH? lol

M-A-C · 01-6-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by babybenji2004

I was at school, i was about to play R2 for the first time and i was grounded from computer at home. Librarian came out, told me to get off the computer and i couldn't play R2. Such a sad story.
EDIT-Zajac, have you ever though that maybe people don't like looking at your stomach? It's a little disturbing.

We can all see your hair line...

QreepyBORIS · 01-6-2005, 05:38 PM

It looks alarmingly like mine, but not as fat.

JurseyRider734 · 01-6-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by zajac

HAHA! I know... But you can all thank Zildjian for saying this avatar is better than the old one I had... Thank him guys and girls..... Thank him...

But yeah... I'm gonna put up a new avatar soon enough... I was gonna do the scrabble thingy that Benji has, but did it right before I did it... So I'm trying to think of something original, and I have a few ideas... Unless you guys want me to work on my slowly forming one pack and someday it will be a rock hard six pack and I can remake the avvy... eh? EH? lol

So you want a bunch of gay kids looking at your half naked body?

What does this tell us about zajac, people?

Eyes_Rutherford · 01-6-2005, 06:46 PM

That he is a perv!

hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX · 01-6-2005, 08:42 PM

that he's an attention whore who wants homosexuals drooling over his 'sekse boday'

**zajac** · 01-6-2005, 11:14 PM

That I am not fat and I have a g/f who is hott and it's not a hair line... ITS MY HAPPY TRAIL! Gawsh... Idiot... DUH...

Well... It's either this pic of my tummy, or the newer one where i'm a scootch skinnier and muscular in my full-on spongebob jammies (I'm lifting up my shirt of course)... lol

**nickadeemus** · 01-6-2005, 11:33 PM

I show my government teacher hot girls and cars when we have one of his stupid assignments in the library. He doesn't do anything as a teacher so he can't get mad that I don't do anything.

01-6-2005, 10:50 AM	#4
lightdarkness Summer!! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Age: 37 Posts: 11,308	RE: Re: RE: Silly Teachers Sucks HVAM, kinda happened to me too, but I wasn't punished Thats why those animated gif's are outlaw'd __________________

01-6-2005, 11:41 AM	#6
hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Hi Linus. Posts: 1,663	RE: Re: RE: Silly Teachers Err...lobster? Not that I remember....refresh my memory if you still have the pic :P __________________ Ananana: Girls are so complicated. That\'s why I\'m not a lesbian. Anuj: Marry me Karen XD Anuj: omfg somebody suck my wee wee >.<

01-6-2005, 12:36 PM	#7
UWSTopGun Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 668	RE: Re: RE: Silly Teachers My teachers would be like do your work or OMG UR NOT ALLOWED ON DEZE SITEZ! My response: I don't care. His or Her response to that: ... walks away

01-6-2005, 01:34 PM	#8
Squeek let it snow~ Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 14,444	RE: Re: RE: Silly Teachers Use Opera and turn off Animated GIFs. What? You can't install programs on your computers due to restrictions? Poppycock. Since the computers at my school were so bad, I always brought in my spare Optical mouse and used it during all my computer courses. But honestly, teachers can't do anything to stop you from visiting a website other than telling you to get off it. It's not even the school server administrator's duty (which was a pain since as the assistant server admin, I wanted to block SO many sites). It's the district server administrator's job to ban websites that the school's server admins recommend. ~Squeek

01-6-2005, 01:54 PM	#9
M-A-C FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Where you're not. Your stupid Posts: 430	RE: Re: RE: Silly Teachers FlashFlashRevolution does sound like a porn site. What I don't understand is how your teacher thought it was a porn site when he only say a tummy. If he thinks that a tummy is porn he needs to take a long, hard look at his life.

01-6-2005, 01:55 PM	#10
babybenji2004 Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Yay michigan Posts: 446	RE: Re: RE: Silly Teachers I was at school, i was about to play R2 for the first time and i was grounded from computer at home. Librarian came out, told me to get off the computer and i couldn't play R2. Such a sad story. EDIT-Zajac, have you ever though that maybe people don't like looking at your stomach? It's a little disturbing.

01-6-2005, 03:05 PM	#11
Mychilli FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: ^ _ ^ Age: 36 Posts: 555	RE: Re: RE: Silly Teachers read the sig, my german teacher said that to the class, and everyone laughed __________________

01-6-2005, 05:38 PM	#15
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 35 Posts: 7,454	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Silly Teachers It looks alarmingly like mine, but not as fat. __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

01-6-2005, 06:46 PM	#17
Eyes_Rutherford FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Texas Age: 35 Posts: 43	That he is a perv! __________________

01-6-2005, 08:42 PM	#18
hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Hi Linus. Posts: 1,663	that he's an attention whore who wants homosexuals drooling over his 'sekse boday' __________________ Ananana: Girls are so complicated. That\'s why I\'m not a lesbian. Anuj: Marry me Karen XD Anuj: omfg somebody suck my wee wee >.<

01-6-2005, 11:33 PM	#20
nickadeemus The spice must flow. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: In the aeroplane over the sea Posts: 807	I show my government teacher hot girls and cars when we have one of his stupid assignments in the library. He doesn't do anything as a teacher so he can't get mad that I don't do anything. __________________ Nice.

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