12-17-2004, 08:15 PM
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The "I'm never going to have kids" thread
Kids suck.
There are three of them running around my house right now, screaming and banging on the piano and speakign in that annoying baby talk that everyone thinks is cute, but is really annoying as fuck. I honestly don't think that I could handle having kids without constantly yelling "SHUT UP" at them. AS I am typing this, this annoying girl is chasing my dog and screaming at the top of her lungs. I swear to god I hate them. Does anyone else feel this way? |
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12-17-2004, 08:16 PM
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RE: The "I
::waits for orli to post::
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12-17-2004, 08:20 PM
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RE: The "I
despise children with a vengeance. I am the girl you hear in the supermarket or on the plane, when there's a screaming child somewhere, saying "Kick it" or "throw it out the window!" There are three children living at my house (my little sister, 11, and two male cousins, 11 and 8 ) and they are all EVIL DEMONS. I have never met a child I liked, nor one I could stand for more than 5 minutes.
And no, I am NEVER having children of my own. I plan on the hysterectomy complete with Child-Killing Spray in a New Aerosol Bottle! as soon as my insurance will pay for it.
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12-17-2004, 08:22 PM
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RE: The "I
babe... don't forget "crotch droppings"
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12-17-2004, 08:24 PM
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RE: The "I
I don't dislike children as long as they shut the fuck up and stay out of my way. Seriously, those annoying little shits that wail on planes should be told once to shut up, and if they continue to scream just chuck the bastards out the door. Better splattered on the ground than making my ears bleed.
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12-17-2004, 08:25 PM
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RE: The "I
Hahaha. The screaming one just fell. Serves her right.
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12-17-2004, 08:26 PM
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RE: The "I
lol you all say that now.... give it seven to ten years, your views will change... ask anyone who's older than 15, and they'll tell you.
Thinking you're gonna stay like that is dumb.
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12-17-2004, 08:28 PM
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RE: The "I
Yeah, kids get annoying. But I can't help but laugh at their foolishness. I have to remember that I, as well as you all, were once like that, even if you don't remember it. So i just try to make people spray whipped cream on their naked jungle babies.
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12-17-2004, 08:29 PM
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ObserveR: I'm 20, very soon to be 21. At my age, my mom already had me and was planning my brother...and I am still very adamant against any crotch droppings--have been since I was 9 or 10.
PS. CROTCH DROPPINGS is not Tass's word. He is not that cool. He did not make it up.  Neither did I, but then I'm not that cool either.
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12-17-2004, 08:34 PM
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EDIT: HOLY SHIZNIT, it's evilbean! You haven't posted sincle like, forever. Either that or I'm an idiot.
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12-17-2004, 08:34 PM
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RE: The "I
I swear, the next stupid 6-year old tall enough to trigger this really annoying santa thing we have in our store is going to die. It's a doll thing that reads a few lines from "Night before Christmas", but when you hear it dozens of times a day, you want to destroy it and the offender.
I hide it from them, but then their parents get it so they can play with it. Then they proceed to pay with checks which takes me about 10 minutes longer because my store won't upgrade their registers. Meanwhile, the annoying kids keep hitting the button to play the thing over and over while their older siblings beat each other with cardboard candy canes. I will not have kids unless I can raise them from a toddler to a 22-year old grad student in a day. ~Squeek PS - Almost 19 here. |
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12-17-2004, 08:38 PM
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RE: The "I
I don't really mind them...
Then again, I have a 5 year old sister. I do think it's kind of immature to say "omg children sux lets kill 'em" I've just never really had a negative attitude towards them at any age in my life... |
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12-17-2004, 08:38 PM
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I will have kids, but I won't be like those idiotic parents you see in church with kids screaming their heads off. I swear, they think if they sit there and do nothing, they can pass it off like it's not their problem. They are so dense that they don't realize we would respect them more as parents if they took their damn screaming kids to the outer room. It amazes me how they can get through life having so little common sense.
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I absolutely love kids and can't wait to have my own. Well, I can wait, but I'm damn excited about the prospect. I'm sure the hating of kids is considerably different when they're your own. Hell, even I started to like babies since I've seen my nephew grow up. 9-13 is still the coolest age range, though.
For all four years of high school I worked at an elementary school every day. Some of my kids are starting high school, and it's been fantastic watching them grow up. Last summer stretchy and I worked at a program for 8-11th graders. It was awesome. --Guido http://andy.mikee385.com
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12-17-2004, 09:13 PM
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I hate children.
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12-17-2004, 09:21 PM
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"Kids are great....If they aren't your own."
I'm vashthestampede0987 and I approve this message.
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12-17-2004, 09:40 PM
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If they do my chores for me, I like them.
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12-17-2004, 09:42 PM
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12-17-2004, 09:43 PM
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He's narrowminded.
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12-17-2004, 10:02 PM
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children really arent that bad i can stand them and i dont plan on having kids for awhile considering im only 14 but i can take care of other ppls kids and it doesnt bother me...
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