This has to be a joke

Anticrombie0909 · 11-9-2004, 08:45 PM

Please tell me it's a joke. Somebody. Anybody. Please tell me this is an old website like MAVAV, it's a joke, there isn't actually somebody this stupid walking on my earth, breathing my air and drinking my water.

http://tendomfg.blogspot.com/2004_07...g_archive.html

For the love...of GOD, TELL ME IT'S A JOKE!!!

flypie743 · 11-9-2004, 08:46 PM

It's a joke?

DataXUnknown · 11-9-2004, 08:49 PM

Nintendo rules.

noviceanimeartist · 11-9-2004, 09:04 PM

omg..
That's all I have to say.
Oh my fucking god..

Tasuke · 11-9-2004, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Top Ten Reasons Nintendo DS Makes PSP Stupid
1. Trust. It sounds kind of silly, but you can
trust Nintendo more than Sony. Sony stuff breaks too easily.
My friend had his PlayStation 2 break down
after he accidentally dropped it down the stairs. Nintendo products don’t break.

This has to be a joke. If there is someone like this whoactually means it,
then we need to start blowin' some sh*t up

I really like this part It's in the news all the time, how players
use their mouses and keyboards to laern how to fire guns and
murder

d0ot · 11-9-2004, 09:06 PM

Funniest thing I could find before I closed the site in fear of my IQ dropping...

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1. FPS games are on Xbox all the time. That's right, as if it wasn't clear enough, stuff like Gaylo, DOOM, Chronicles Of Rizzik, all boring, all on the Xbomb. Why would GameCube want that kind of trash. All the games sell bad.

roffle pops.

Brainmaster07 · 11-9-2004, 09:06 PM

I lost faith in humanity a long time ago, this is no real suprise =p.

**Squeek** · 11-9-2004, 09:29 PM

I like how she included Metroid Prime, an FPS, in the good games that aren't FPS games.

I also like how she failed to notice Timesplitters (1 and 2), 007 (all of those), and a few lesser-known titles on the gamecube.

I also hate her.

~Squeek

zildjian133 · 11-9-2004, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by chardish

WARNING #19
actually i'm not joking

jewpinthethird · 11-9-2004, 10:37 PM

That website is most likely a Somethingawful Truth Media rip-off trying to get people to write hate mail and whatnot. Though I did like the term Gaylo. I am going to start using it.

Friend: "Hey guys, I stayed up ALL night playing Halo2."

Reply: "You mean Gaylo? OH HO HO HO!"

Then everyone laughs and gives me money and I spend it on fast food and prostitues.

dinnerroll · 11-9-2004, 10:41 PM

You are one smooth operator.

Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Games will definately be another Nintendo masterpiece. I want it so bad.

**Spazzbite** · 11-9-2004, 10:54 PM

"1. Trust. It sounds kind of silly, but you can trust Nintendo more than Sony. Sony stuff breaks too easily. My friend had his PlayStation 2 break down after he accidentally dropped it down the stairs. Nintendo products don’t break."

If you accidentally drop a PS2 down STAIRS, it deserves to break on you. Maybe I should mention that my Game Boy Color fell off my computer desk and didn't work since.

" New Cocktail: The Reggie

1/3 Tequila: To Kick YOUR ASS!
2/3 Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan: These are the names you take!"

You do not mix Tequila with a Jack Daniel. But if you do, hopefully you take the 1/3 as 1/3 of a GALLON so you die from a god damn heartattack.

" Goomba Safety Tip #2

Fire is hot. If you see Mario wearing his white trousers, get lost! He shoots fire at you! "

No Shit.

I don't care if this is a joke or not. As soon as I find an e-mail addy on here, this fucker is mine.

jewpinthethird · 11-9-2004, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Spazzbite

I don't care if this is a joke or not. As soon as I find an e-mail addy on here, this #($#er is mine.

The only way to win is to ignore it. Otherwise, they win. And they are probably vegetarians and terrorists, and you dont want the terrorists to win, do you?

Velious · 11-9-2004, 11:08 PM

If you read the other shiz from the site, it looks like their pretty serious about all that

jazzmosis · 11-9-2004, 11:18 PM

I actually couldn't read past when they gave Hamtaro a 10 out of 10.

QreepyBORIS · 11-10-2004, 02:36 PM

They just said that Daikatana was good.

They just said the Daikatana was the best FPS.

Suffice to say, Daikatana sucked horribly.

fusi0n · 11-10-2004, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jazzmosis

I actually couldn't read past when they gave Hamtaro a 10 out of 10.

CypherToorima · 11-10-2004, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by That stupid...stupid...ack

Most FPS games like DOOM and Gaylo, to name a couple, have generic characters and bad graphix

She fails. Doom3 graphics=....welll they don't equal anything because they are better than everything...except maybe se....no, the graphics are better than sex.

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Originally Posted by She also

Take the great Metroid series for example, it's not a fps, and it has so much variety. Rolling into a ball and blowing stuff up, shooting aliens with multiple types of weapons, it's what gaming is all about.

Right, it's not an FPS because you aren't in first person and you don't shoot stuff. -.-

I hope this site is a joke -.-

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OMFG! I just heard from an insider that Super Mario 64x4 for the Nintendo DS will have a level that looks... like a castle!!! And get this, it has lava in it! Holy moly, that's such awesome news. More on this breaking news as we hear more.

Oh what, you mean it'll be like Super Mario Bros....for the nintendo?

Oh God, I hope this site is a sick, sick joke.

Anticrombie0909 · 11-10-2004, 04:07 PM

It's like they took every Nintendo fanboy stereotype and rolled it into one giant, scary freak of kirby-playin' nature.

**aperson** · 11-10-2004, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by QreepyBORIS

They just said that Daikatana was good.

They just said the Daikatana was the best FPS.

[img-pennyarcade]

Suffice to say, Daikatana sucked horribly.

And you used a penny-arcade strip to prove your point. I'm still trying to figure out who is the bigger retard.

11-9-2004, 08:49 PM	#3
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Brainmaster07 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My house Posts: 2,891	I lost faith in humanity a long time ago, this is no real suprise =p. __________________

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dinnerroll FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 283	You are one smooth operator. Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Games will definately be another Nintendo masterpiece. I want it so bad. __________________

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QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 35 Posts: 7,454	They just said that Daikatana was good. They just said the Daikatana was the best FPS. Suffice to say, Daikatana sucked horribly. __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

11-9-2004, 08:45 PM	#1
Anticrombie0909 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,683	This has to be a joke Please tell me it's a joke. Somebody. Anybody. Please tell me this is an old website like MAVAV, it's a joke, there isn't actually somebody this stupid walking on my earth, breathing my air and drinking my water. http://tendomfg.blogspot.com/2004_07...g_archive.html For the love...of GOD, TELL ME IT'S A JOKE!!!

11-9-2004, 08:46 PM	#2
flypie743 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: fairyland Posts: 3,210	RE: This has to be a joke It's a joke? __________________ IF YOU ARE THE BOMB YOU WILL CLICK THIS and if you dont, you suck.

11-9-2004, 09:29 PM	#8
Squeek let it snow~ Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 14,444	I like how she included Metroid Prime, an FPS, in the good games that aren't FPS games. I also like how she failed to notice Timesplitters (1 and 2), 007 (all of those), and a few lesser-known titles on the gamecube. I also hate her. ~Squeek

11-9-2004, 10:37 PM	#10
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	That website is most likely a Somethingawful Truth Media rip-off trying to get people to write hate mail and whatnot. Though I did like the term Gaylo. I am going to start using it. Friend: "Hey guys, I stayed up ALL night playing Halo2." Reply: "You mean Gaylo? OH HO HO HO!" Then everyone laughs and gives me money and I spend it on fast food and prostitues.

11-10-2004, 04:07 PM	#19
Anticrombie0909 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,683	It's like they took every Nintendo fanboy stereotype and rolled it into one giant, scary freak of kirby-playin' nature.

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