I Might Be Flamed For This

[Chromer]

Ok people. I know you hate Eminem(which I don't) but he made a really great movie by the name of 8 Mile. Maybe you've heard of it? Anyhoo, my favorite part of the movie is the final three freestyle battles B. Rabbit(Eminem) has to go through to defeat the Free World. Here is my analysis for each of the three battles:

Battle Number One/ Lyckity Split vs B. Rabbit

Basically, Eminem came out swinging and just destroyed this guy. Especially this line: "So I look like a German eh? That's ok. You look like a f**king worm with braids." I was roffling at that one hard.

Battle Number Two/ Lotto vs B. Rabbit

Ok, now everyone of my friends down to even my family have agreed that Eminem lost this battle. Lotto killed Eminem so badly that even Em himself said, "Yo, that Leave It To Beaver line almost killed me." Don't believe me? Read Lotto's lines:

"I'll spit a racial slur. Honky, sue me. This here is a horror flick, but the black guy doesn't die in ths movie."

"F**k Lotto. Call me a leader. I feel bad I had to murder that dude from leave it to beaver."

"Yo dog, I like you. So I don't want to have be the one that you commit suicide too."

"Yo dog, I would love for this s**t to last, so I'll take a picture of my rear end, so you won't forget my a*s."

Basically Lotto just joked Eminem about being white. Eminem barely said anything hurtful but he had a couple of good one-liners:

"Lookin like a cyclone hit you, Tank top screamin,"Lotto I don't fit you!"

"I think this guy is Paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid!"

And my favorite:

"F**k Lotto. I'll get seven digits from yo momma for a dollar tomorrow."

Battle Number Three/ Poppa Doc vs Eminem

I have nothing to say. Only that joking the hell out of himself made him the winner. Meh. Everytime I watch 8 Mile I usually turn the channel after Battle #2 because #3 isn't really that appealing anymore.

Thx you for listening to my rant and rave. Now I think that these comments are true. But if any of you disagree with me, feel free to share your opinions. But no Flaming. I.E: Moogy, Tasselfoot, or ANY OTHER BADMOUTHERS SAYING NEGATIVE COMMENTS.

You're trying to initiate a serious commentary about a fictitious event in a carefully scripted 2-year old movie. The fact that you foresaw you were going to get flamed for this lets me know that you knew this wasn't a viable topic in the first place.

I'm not going to lock this, because something good might come out of it. Read: might. It's too early to tell. This is the Schroedinger's Cat of topics.

[Omeganitros]

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*Google search on Schroedinger's Cat*

[zajac]

Word.

[Kilgamayan]

Let's see if I can explain this right...

Schroedinger's Cat is a cat in a box. However, you can't see in the box, so you don't know for sure it's in there. The question raised is whether the cat really exists or not, since you don't really know it's there.

[Omeganitros]

Oh, okay. Like one of Confucious' sayings. Can't remember it right now.

[Anticrombie0909]

Eminem sucks as both a singer and an actor. Yes, 8 Mile was a steaming mound of crap.

[CoryMalkovich]

Originally Posted by Anticrombie0909

Eminem sucks as both a singer and an actor. Yes, 8 Mile was a steaming mound of crap.

Agreed. "Halie's Song" was once enough.

That doesn't change the fact that he is one of the great lyricists of our time.

[sleeplessdragn]

i dont watch films that, in my opinion, are made to attract a trend seeking audience. and i agree with anti on the singing part.

Originally Posted by Kilgamayan

Let's see if I can explain this right...

Schroedinger's Cat is a cat in a box. However, you can't see in the box, so you don't know for sure it's in there. The question raised is whether the cat really exists or not, since you don't really know it's there.

Schroedinger's Cat talks about quantum uncertainty.

There is a cat in a solid black box, and a device that decides COMPLETELY RANDOMLY (like, for example, by examining the spin on a certain electron) whether or not to emit poison gas into the box. 50/50 chance.

Now, since observing the result would influence the result (since we would know whether the cat lives or dies), the cat is in a state of quantum superposition where he is both alive and dead at the same time. Chew on that.

[Kilgamayan]

That's not how it was explained to me, but it's the same principle.

I like mine better becaue it doesn't involve gassing a cat.

[Tasselfoot]

i don't flame people chromer.... i just yell at people who post things against the rules. i don't have a problem with this topic at all... its what chardish said. since almost every post has been about the cat, not about the movie.....

but, we'll see how the topic stands tomorrow. it definately could go either way.


btw - my take on Eminem: i don't like the guy, i don't like rap. but i'll certainly give him credit as being an amazing lyricist.

[Omeganitros]

I dig some rap because of their phat beats. I don't nessesarily like Eminem, but I give him credit for not trying to be a black rapper. He has his own unique style that keeps him from being a wigger.

[justaguy]

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[jewpinthethird]

I enjoyed watching 8 Mile. And I repsect Eminem, though I'm not a fan of his music.

i dont watch films that, in my opinion, are made to attract a trend seeking audience. and i agree with anti on the singing part.

I understand what you mean, however, if you have never seen the movie, then you cant really have an opinion on it. I knew 2 Fast 2 Furious was going to be complete BS, but I saw it, now I can have an opinion on it. Seriously. Rent 8 Mile. You might be surprised.

[Chromer]

The cat gets more credit. Oh noes.......

[Arch0wl]

Eminem's music blows hard, but damn can that honkey spit in Forgot About Dre.

[Chromer]

Now thats an old song. lol

[sniperdakota212]

that movie was wicked but i cant belive you tok the time to write down the lines lol

[esupin]

eminem? He tries too hard, but I remember Forgot About Dre. That song was awesome.