The DOOM Comic

Omeganitros · 08-7-2004, 04:34 PM

There are those who have not witnessed the best comic in the world.

Prepare yourself for the most spectacular detailed art and awesome dialogue in the world.

DYNAMITE!

QreepyBORIS · 08-7-2004, 04:37 PM

HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN!

Anticrombie0909 · 08-7-2004, 08:35 PM

I'VE GOT A HANDFUL OF VERTEBRE AND A HEAD FULL OF MAD! YEAH, THAT'S YOUR SPINAL CORD, BABY! DIG IT! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M 12.0 ON A 10.0 SCALE OF BADNESS! I DON'T NEED A GUN, GUNS ARE FOR WUSSIES!

aracelibercelle · 08-7-2004, 08:45 PM

This is so bizarre it's worth laughing at...kekkek

insomniakxz · 08-7-2004, 09:31 PM

I liked the part where he was unnecessarily murderous!

jewpinthethird · 08-7-2004, 09:39 PM

Groovy.

AMEN TO THAT.

Laharl · 08-7-2004, 09:52 PM

That's the single worst comic ever, which is why it's making me laugh like none other.

LEGO · 08-7-2004, 11:03 PM

Ahhh! Chainsaw! The great communicator!!

Papa's got a brand-new bag!!!

Mine eyes can but weep as they bear witness to the majesty... THE BFG 9000!

RenmazuoGK · 08-7-2004, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by insomniakxz

I liked the part where he was unnecessarily murderous!

I just spit up my lemonade, everywhere. In a horrible lemonadey mess

Kenzya · 08-8-2004, 12:59 AM

Big Fucking Gun 9000

LEGO · 08-8-2004, 01:04 AM

Correct Sir Friday

insomniakxz · 08-8-2004, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RenmazuoGK

Quote:

Originally Posted by insomniakxz

I liked the part where he was unnecessarily murderous!

I just spit up my lemonade, everywhere. In a horrible lemonadey mess

That's really, really interesting! You must have had fun cleaning it up.

**FishFishRevolution** · 08-8-2004, 08:32 AM

That comic rules, all i have to say concerning Doom is......
iddqd!!!!!!

punkrockdabomb · 08-8-2004, 09:06 AM

that was weird and awsome

Master_of_PARANOiA · 08-8-2004, 11:12 AM

My cause is just...
My will is strong...

...And my gun is very, very large...

That was the greatest comic I've ever read, thanks Omega.

08-8-2004, 12:04 PM

Hilariously awful. Who wrote that dialogue?

"RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!"

It's not even coherent English...the characters in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest make more sense than him.

Good stuff, Omeganitros.

**Moogy** · 08-8-2004, 12:22 PM

http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/ for more info about it.

The great minds behind the comic include names like Michael 'Splatter' Stewart, Steve 'Body Bag' Behling, Tom 'Gallows' Grindberg and Edd 'Dead' Fear. The comic actually has two authors, which makes it all the more puzzling because I can't for the life of me comprehend how this work could possibly require two minds. Still, I supposed when you're working on something this awful you probably want to take a breather every few seconds to keep your brain from exploding.

08-8-2004, 12:34 PM

"So, we've been paid to make a comic based on Doom. Doom's a video game where you get guns and shoot creatures. How are we going to make a plot revolve around this?"
"Okay, so we have a guy who likes guns, right?"
"Right."
"And he shoots creatures."
"Right."
"And he gets bigger and bigger guns and shoots more creatures until he gets the biggest gun and shoots the biggest creature."
"Don't we need dialogue?"
"With a story this great, the dialogue will practically write itself."

insomniakxz · 08-8-2004, 11:31 PM

It's almost like chardish was in the room when they thought up ideas for the comic!

08-7-2004, 04:34 PM	#1
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 37 Posts: 8,897	The DOOM Comic There are those who have not witnessed the best comic in the world. Prepare yourself for the most spectacular detailed art and awesome dialogue in the world. DYNAMITE!

08-7-2004, 04:37 PM	#2
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 35 Posts: 7,454	HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN! __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

08-7-2004, 08:45 PM	#4
aracelibercelle FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: An Arlington-ish Posts: 91	This is so bizarre it's worth laughing at...kekkek __________________ Call me SHELL. (beats arace) Jewpinthethird: I could poke you all night...

08-7-2004, 09:52 PM	#7
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08-8-2004, 12:59 AM	#10
Kenzya FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Illicorn Posts: 3,411	Big Fucking Gun 9000 __________________ One Time I Sucked Six in a Row (Locust Toybox Remix) Write to me Stick Stickly p.o. box 963 New York City New York State 10108 I'm Still Alive

08-7-2004, 08:35 PM	#3
Anticrombie0909 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,683	I'VE GOT A HANDFUL OF VERTEBRE AND A HEAD FULL OF MAD! YEAH, THAT'S YOUR SPINAL CORD, BABY! DIG IT! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M 12.0 ON A 10.0 SCALE OF BADNESS! I DON'T NEED A GUN, GUNS ARE FOR WUSSIES!

08-7-2004, 09:31 PM	#5
insomniakxz FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: VA Posts: 302	I liked the part where he was unnecessarily murderous!

08-7-2004, 09:39 PM	#6
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	Groovy. AMEN TO THAT.

08-7-2004, 11:03 PM	#8
LEGO Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: In the Mountains Posts: 994	Ahhh! Chainsaw! The great communicator!! Papa's got a brand-new bag!!! Mine eyes can but weep as they bear witness to the majesty... THE BFG 9000!

08-8-2004, 01:04 AM	#11
LEGO Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: In the Mountains Posts: 994	Correct Sir Friday

08-8-2004, 08:32 AM	#13
FishFishRevolution GotR Creator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Vi sitter här i venten Current Band: The National Age: 38 Posts: 7,251	That comic rules, all i have to say concerning Doom is...... iddqd!!!!!! __________________

08-8-2004, 09:06 AM	#14
punkrockdabomb FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 51	that was weird and awsome __________________ HOOKED ON PHONICS?!!!!!!!! I WOULD RATHER BE HOOKED ON CRACK!

08-8-2004, 11:12 AM	#15
Master_of_PARANOiA FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Where do you THINK I live? Posts: 1,599	My cause is just... My will is strong... ...And my gun is very, very large... That was the greatest comic I've ever read, thanks Omega. __________________ Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate

08-8-2004, 12:04 PM	#16
User6773 Guest Posts: n/a	Hilariously awful. Who wrote that dialogue? "RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!" It's not even coherent English...the characters in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest make more sense than him. Good stuff, Omeganitros.

08-8-2004, 12:22 PM	#17
Moogy 嗚呼 Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 36 Posts: 10,303	http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/ for more info about it. The great minds behind the comic include names like Michael 'Splatter' Stewart, Steve 'Body Bag' Behling, Tom 'Gallows' Grindberg and Edd 'Dead' Fear. The comic actually has two authors, which makes it all the more puzzling because I can't for the life of me comprehend how this work could possibly require two minds. Still, I supposed when you're working on something this awful you probably want to take a breather every few seconds to keep your brain from exploding. __________________ Plz visit my blog ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

08-8-2004, 12:34 PM	#18
User6773 Guest Posts: n/a	"So, we've been paid to make a comic based on Doom. Doom's a video game where you get guns and shoot creatures. How are we going to make a plot revolve around this?" "Okay, so we have a guy who likes guns, right?" "Right." "And he shoots creatures." "Right." "And he gets bigger and bigger guns and shoots more creatures until he gets the biggest gun and shoots the biggest creature." "Don't we need dialogue?" "With a story this great, the dialogue will practically write itself."

08-8-2004, 11:31 PM	#19
insomniakxz FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: VA Posts: 302	It's almost like chardish was in the room when they thought up ideas for the comic!

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