Jesus crushes a mans leg

**dragonmegaXX** · 11-5-2012, 09:57 PM

Oh the irony.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...191700439.html

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A deeply religious man in upstate New York who believes a church's giant crucifix cured his wife of cancer had his own leg amputated after the same crucifix collapsed on top of him.

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45-year-old David Jimenez was cleaning the 600-pound crucifix, which was allegedly held up by a single screw.

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Jimenez is planning to sue the church for $3 million after losing his leg, because he will not be able to return to his job at a pizza restaurant.

**Zon Fire** · 11-5-2012, 09:58 PM

**blindreper1179** · 11-5-2012, 10:03 PM

I say religion is bad. See what it does to you. No one listens to me. -_-

Quigly · 11-5-2012, 10:07 PM

a job at a pizza restaurant

worth 3 million dollars

**funmonkey54** · 11-5-2012, 10:10 PM

I'd sell my leg for $3,000,000.

**dragonmegaXX** · 11-5-2012, 10:12 PM

If he was really religious he would have put the crucifix up with NO screws.

He didnt trust the power of Jesus, which enraged him and caused the thing to fall over and smite his leg.

Choofers · 11-5-2012, 10:12 PM

god cured his wife of cancer but god didn't cause the crucifix to fall on his leg

pickan n choosan

**Coolboyrulez0** · 11-5-2012, 10:14 PM

**Crazyjayde** · 11-5-2012, 10:22 PM

^^ Jesus crushes a man's leg

Soon enough, Jesus will atone the sins of some hookers.

I like it · 11-5-2012, 10:24 PM

**Razor** · 11-5-2012, 10:30 PM

**UserNameGoesHere** · 11-5-2012, 10:42 PM

It sounds like someone had a screw loose.

(sorry. Someone had to say it

)

**Ohaider** · 11-6-2012, 02:54 PM

obama

**kangolokster** · 11-6-2012, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Quigly

a job at a pizza restaurant

worth 3 million dollars

exactly xD

**Jerry DB** · 11-6-2012, 04:37 PM

this never would have happened if that was Korean Jesus

Arntonach · 11-6-2012, 06:15 PM

But he's too busy playing starcraft and listening to girls generation.

**Anon1337** · 11-6-2012, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerry DB

this never would have happened if that was Korean Jesus

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dragonmegaXX ITG playing fur Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: USA Posts: 3,661	Re: Jesus crushes a mans leg If he was really religious he would have put the crucifix up with NO screws. He didnt trust the power of Jesus, which enraged him and caused the thing to fall over and smite his leg.

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