An FML day in the making

[25thhour]

So it all started this morning when I woke up.

I look at the thermometer and its ****ing 42 below celsius. I was like **** I gotta walk cause my mom had already gone to work. I got ready and shit and when I went to grab my coat I noticed that it wasn't there. I was like fuccckkkkk! So i had to wear a thin hoodie to brave the 20 minute walk in minus 42.

the rest of the day went normal untill I started walking home.

It was minus 33 when I left the school which is alot warmer then 42 below I might add.
I was about a quarter of the way home and I tripped over a ****ing snowbank and fell face first into the snow. my first reaction was to break my fall with my bare hands and I stuck my hands out in front of me and plunged into like 2 feet of snow. Now Im soaked in minus 30 weather with still 10 minutes to go before I get home so I booked it as fast as I could.

I get home and my hands were purple.

I was pretty fuking pissed.
Theres still 8 hours to go in this day lets see how much shittier it can get...