Best/Worst Excuse You've Used

MiraiGurl · 06-13-2004, 08:54 PM

The subject says it all... =)

Best: I was going to use this but it turned out that we had a sub. "I have officially been told by someone who works in homeland security that I am to no longer do my homework for it is a hazard to my health."

What's your best/worst excuse for anything?

Jam930 · 06-13-2004, 08:58 PM

Worst/Most used: I am too tired to come up with an excuse.

Best: Where's your homework? I'll get back to you on that.

What's your excuse for not spelling the title of this thread correctly?

chaosjr17 · 06-13-2004, 08:58 PM

Best: A virus deleated my homework.

Worst: I ate too much.

knuckles · 06-13-2004, 08:58 PM

I once told this chick that I was gay so she would leave me alone. That made it worse.

Privateer · 06-13-2004, 09:02 PM

He was so excited that he got to use an 'x' that he typed it too early.

Jam930 · 06-13-2004, 09:09 PM

lol it's been fixed. it was

Bext/Worst Exuse You've Used

Before that it may have been...

BeXt/WoRzT ExuZe Y0uv UzD

But we can't really know for sure.

**Freak83** · 06-13-2004, 09:18 PM

Best - To teacher, I didn't do my homework because I suck at physics.
Worst - I forgot about it

**xObserveRx** · 06-13-2004, 09:31 PM

Worst: *Doing something naughty* *door opened* Someone came in, and we got busted.

Mom: What're you doing?!

Dan: Mom, you're supposed to knock!

Mom: The door was open!

Dan: You're supposed to KNOW when you're not supposed to come in! ....... = \

Best: *Homework not done, still got an A on test.*

Teacher: Dan, good job, even though you didn't do your homework...

Dan: It's just that i'm that Damn good sir.

Cyborg_Mermaid · 06-13-2004, 09:44 PM

Worst: (Situation - Failed to hand in Bio project) "I got into a car accident and my door popped opened flinging my disc into the river. ::People in class saw my perfect condition car and my town has no river::"

Best: (Situation - Didn't want to present a thesis) Before class I told the teacher I was sick then later I put in my retainter and let it hit my gag reflex, I threw up right on the spot.

JurseyRider734 · 06-13-2004, 09:53 PM

The one I used the most : I left my disc in school.

Best : I swear i gave it to you! Did you lose it? Because im SURE i gave it to you.

**xObserveRx** · 06-13-2004, 10:14 PM

okay Liza, that's a little extreme.... and kinda nasty. :P

**SpookG** · 06-13-2004, 10:44 PM

my dog once ate my homework, back in third grade.. I don't know..but he really did.. I told that to my teacher and she called my parents telling them i was a liar ;\

knuckles · 06-13-2004, 11:25 PM

Jursey, I overuse your best excuse... I've used it atleast 20 times in each of my classes, but, I will continue using it because it is probably the most believable excuse.

Now that there is a new year starting... I have a new set of teachers to practice more excuses on.

Edit: Reminds me of a good story... a good friend of mine passed away in December due to a freak accident, but one of the most memerable stories about him is when he was in 4th grade and the teacher said "Ok, it's time for everyone to take out your homework". Brian (my friend) didn't take his out, and his excuse was that his dog peed all over it. The teacher didn't believe him so he pulled out this soggy, stinky, yellow math book... woo.

**Snapps** · 06-13-2004, 11:28 PM

Best: I did it, but I left it in the car.
Worst: C-SPAN was on.
Winner: I'm not the stupid one here, am I.

jewpinthethird · 06-13-2004, 11:46 PM

"He who is good at making excuses is seldom good at anything else."
-that smart guy who invented and/or discovered a lot of stuff

Best:
I'm going to an art school.

Worst Excuse:
I was smoking chronic, bitch.

My Friend's best excuse:

Friend's Mom: What are you doing getting home so late?! (starts sniffing his shirt)

Friend: Dont bother, Heroine doesnt smell.

linus · 06-14-2004, 12:08 AM

Best: It's so expensive.
Worst: I lost it.........

Privateer · 06-14-2004, 04:30 AM

Most teachers always fall for Jursey's "I swear I gave it to you."

When I don't feel like doing history homework, I'll put some random .rtf files on a floppy disc, but intentionally corrupt them (I name an mp3 a .rtf file so it crashes when I open it), so that when my history teacher sees the name of the homework, and that it crashed (he has a horrible horrible computer, anyway), he gives me another day to "fix" the problem, because he thinks I actually did it.

Longest. Sentence. Ever.

Ok, not really.

Laharl · 06-14-2004, 04:47 AM

Best: My pig ate my homework.

Back in 2nd grade, we had a pot-belly pig. It's name was Pebbles. It damn thing was smart and figured out how to unzip my backpack. It ate my homework, literally.

Worst: I forgot.

But, that does happen to be the case 99% of the time, because I have horrible memory loss problems. Sometimes, I will get up from my computer to get a drink or food or something, and forget what I got up for, and why I'm in the kitchen, and so I'll go put socks and shoes on.

Jam930 · 06-14-2004, 11:31 AM

I have memory problems too.

I get in trouble for it a lot.

"Jamie you need to come see me tomorrow during lunch."
"Remember to buy some bread on the way home."
"You need to take a make-up test."

I always forget all of them, and I get in BIG trouble b/c they think that I just don't care.

Katana120 · 06-14-2004, 12:53 PM

aite that hard make uo one if your good at it

06-13-2004, 08:54 PM	#1
MiraiGurl FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In a recording booth for some anime company Posts: 55	Best/Worst Excuse You've Used The subject says it all... =) Best: I was going to use this but it turned out that we had a sub. "I have officially been told by someone who works in homeland security that I am to no longer do my homework for it is a hazard to my health." What's your best/worst excuse for anything? __________________ Ja matta ne!

06-13-2004, 08:58 PM	#2
Jam930 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,069	Worst/Most used: I am too tired to come up with an excuse. Best: Where's your homework? I'll get back to you on that. What's your excuse for not spelling the title of this thread correctly? __________________ -Jamie

06-13-2004, 09:02 PM	#5
Privateer FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 2,962	He was so excited that he got to use an 'x' that he typed it too early. __________________

06-13-2004, 09:09 PM	#6
Jam930 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,069	lol it's been fixed. it was Bext/Worst Exuse You've Used Before that it may have been... BeXt/WoRzT ExuZe Y0uv UzD But we can't really know for sure. __________________ -Jamie

06-13-2004, 09:31 PM	#8
xObserveRx FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ontario Age: 43 Posts: 1,148	Worst: Doing something naughty door opened Someone came in, and we got busted. Mom: What're you doing?! Dan: Mom, you're supposed to knock! Mom: The door was open! Dan: You're supposed to KNOW when you're not supposed to come in! ....... = \ Best: Homework not done, still got an A on test. Teacher: Dan, good job, even though you didn't do your homework... Dan: It's just that i'm that Damn good sir. __________________ Come Play The Werewolf Game!

06-13-2004, 08:58 PM	#3
chaosjr17 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 36 Posts: 106	Best: A virus deleated my homework. Worst: I ate too much.

06-13-2004, 08:58 PM	#4
knuckles FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Washington Posts: 140	I once told this chick that I was gay so she would leave me alone. That made it worse.

06-13-2004, 09:18 PM	#7
Freak83 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,281	Best - To teacher, I didn't do my homework because I suck at physics. Worst - I forgot about it

06-13-2004, 09:44 PM	#9
Cyborg_Mermaid FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Forum lurking like the crazy I am Posts: 294	Worst: (Situation - Failed to hand in Bio project) "I got into a car accident and my door popped opened flinging my disc into the river. ::People in class saw my perfect condition car and my town has no river::" Best: (Situation - Didn't want to present a thesis) Before class I told the teacher I was sick then later I put in my retainter and let it hit my gag reflex, I threw up right on the spot. __________________ Guess who's back!

06-13-2004, 10:14 PM	#11
xObserveRx FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ontario Age: 43 Posts: 1,148	okay Liza, that's a little extreme.... and kinda nasty. :P __________________ Come Play The Werewolf Game!

06-13-2004, 10:44 PM	#12
SpookG (For Great Justice!) Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, California Age: 42 Posts: 829	my dog once ate my homework, back in third grade.. I don't know..but he really did.. I told that to my teacher and she called my parents telling them i was a liar ;\ __________________ Royal For Great Justice! Electronic Music est. 1999 . kerBLAM

06-13-2004, 11:25 PM	#13
knuckles FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Washington Posts: 140	Jursey, I overuse your best excuse... I've used it atleast 20 times in each of my classes, but, I will continue using it because it is probably the most believable excuse. Now that there is a new year starting... I have a new set of teachers to practice more excuses on. Edit: Reminds me of a good story... a good friend of mine passed away in December due to a freak accident, but one of the most memerable stories about him is when he was in 4th grade and the teacher said "Ok, it's time for everyone to take out your homework". Brian (my friend) didn't take his out, and his excuse was that his dog peed all over it. The teacher didn't believe him so he pulled out this soggy, stinky, yellow math book... woo.

06-13-2004, 11:28 PM	#14
Snapps NO DOUBT GET LOUD Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: California Age: 35 Posts: 5,650	Best: I did it, but I left it in the car. Worst: C-SPAN was on. Winner: I'm not the stupid one here, am I.

06-13-2004, 11:46 PM	#15
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	"He who is good at making excuses is seldom good at anything else." -that smart guy who invented and/or discovered a lot of stuff Best: I'm going to an art school. Worst Excuse: I was smoking chronic, bitch. My Friend's best excuse: Friend's Mom: What are you doing getting home so late?! (starts sniffing his shirt) Friend: Dont bother, Heroine doesnt smell.

06-14-2004, 12:08 AM	#16
linus FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hi Karen Posts: 2,417	Best: It's so expensive. Worst: I lost it......... __________________ gone.

06-14-2004, 04:30 AM	#17
Privateer FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 2,962	Most teachers always fall for Jursey's "I swear I gave it to you." When I don't feel like doing history homework, I'll put some random .rtf files on a floppy disc, but intentionally corrupt them (I name an mp3 a .rtf file so it crashes when I open it), so that when my history teacher sees the name of the homework, and that it crashed (he has a horrible horrible computer, anyway), he gives me another day to "fix" the problem, because he thinks I actually did it. Longest. Sentence. Ever. Ok, not really. __________________

06-14-2004, 04:47 AM	#18
Laharl FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Age: 40 Posts: 1,821	Best: My pig ate my homework. Back in 2nd grade, we had a pot-belly pig. It's name was Pebbles. It damn thing was smart and figured out how to unzip my backpack. It ate my homework, literally. Worst: I forgot. But, that does happen to be the case 99% of the time, because I have horrible memory loss problems. Sometimes, I will get up from my computer to get a drink or food or something, and forget what I got up for, and why I'm in the kitchen, and so I'll go put socks and shoes on. __________________ SIG PICTURES: POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

06-14-2004, 11:31 AM	#19
Jam930 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,069	I have memory problems too. I get in trouble for it a lot. "Jamie you need to come see me tomorrow during lunch." "Remember to buy some bread on the way home." "You need to take a make-up test." I always forget all of them, and I get in BIG trouble b/c they think that I just don't care. __________________ -Jamie

06-14-2004, 12:53 PM	#20
Katana120 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1	aite that hard make uo one if your good at it

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