Post a joke! ^-^

MiraiGurl · 06-13-2004, 01:54 PM

What's one of your favorite jokes?

Just here to make people laugh.

***NOTE!!*** It MUST be clean I don't want this to get locked or pulled.

Here's one to start it off:

A panda walks into a bar, and orders some peanuts. Once he's done, he takes out a gun and shoots everything. The bartender asks the panda, "Why did you do that?"
It replies, "Look me up in a dictionary," and leaves. The bartender pulls out a dictornary and reads:
Panda--- Eats shoots and leaves.

NOW... it's your turn.

**lightdarkness** · 06-13-2004, 01:58 PM

A women pregnent with tripples was walking down to the bank, to make a deposit, when a bank robber jumps out, and shoots her 3 times in the stomach. Luckly, the babbies are ok.

***13 YEARS LATER***

One of the daughers was going to the bathroom, then she started to cry. She ran to her mom and said "MOMMY MOMMY!, I was takking a tinkle and a bullet came out!"
The mother then told the girl what happend 13 years ago.

Two day's later... The same exact thing happened with the other daugher, and once again, the mother explained.

About a week later, the son comes running into his mom's room. Saying "*crying*OMG im so sorry i didnt mean it im so sorry!"
The mother asks whats wrong, and the son replys
"I was jackin' off and i shot the dog."

06-13-2004, 02:00 PM

So Chardish sees this joke thread on FFR, created by someone with only 3 posts, right? And Chardish thinks to himself, "I have to ruin this thread by posting a joke that's not funny! Then hopefully everyone else will do the same thing! Chaos, it will be!"

So Chardish posts this joke:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chardish

So Chardish sees this joke thread on FFR, created by someone with only 3 posts, right? And Chardish thinks to himself, "I have to ruin this thread by posting a joke that's not funny! Then hopefully everyone else will do the same thing! Chaos, it will be!"

So Chardish posts this joke:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chardish

So Chardish sees this joke thread on FFR, created by someone with only 3 posts, right? And Chardish thinks to himself, "I have to ruin this thread by posting a joke that's not funny! Then hopefully everyone else will do the same thing! Chaos, it will be!"

So Chardish posts this joke:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chardish

So Chardish sees this joke thread on FFR, created by someone with only 3 posts, right? And Chardish thinks to himself, "I have to ruin this thread by posting a joke that's not funny! Then hopefully everyone else will do the same thing! Chaos, it will be!"

So Chardish posts this joke:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chardish

So Chardish sees this joke thread on FFR, created by someone with only 3 posts, right? And Chardish thinks to himself, "I have to ruin this thread by posting a joke that's not funny! Then hopefully everyone else will do the same thing! Chaos, it will be!" The end.

MiraiGurl · 06-13-2004, 02:03 PM

Chardish.... wierd, man. That's all I can say.

netty400 · 06-13-2004, 02:19 PM

So once Net saw Chardish's post, he thought "I should ruin that joke with anotherone almost like his!" But Net decided not to, for he was to lazy to press the quote button.

Lupin_the_3rd · 06-13-2004, 03:07 PM

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
Nobody knows. It's never been tried.

What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
To say "I surrender" in German

Did you hear about the new French tanks?
They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind.

06-13-2004, 03:10 PM

So Chardish saw this post....

Quote:

Originally Posted by netty400

So once Net saw Chardish's post, he thought "I should ruin that joke with anotherone almost like his!" But Net decided not to, for he was to lazy to press the quote button.

And Chardish decided to write this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chardish

So Chardish saw this post....

Quote:

Originally Posted by netty400

So once Net saw Chardish's post, he thought "I should ruin that joke with anotherone almost like his!" But Net decided not to, for he was to lazy to press the quote button.

And Chardish decided to write this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chardish

So Chardish saw this post....

Quote:

Originally Posted by netty400

So once Net saw Chardish's post, he thought "I should ruin that joke with anotherone almost like his!" But Net decided not to, for he was to lazy to press the quote button.

And Chardish decided to write this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chardish

So Chardish saw this post....

Quote:

Originally Posted by netty400

So once Net saw Chardish's post, he thought "I should ruin that joke with anotherone almost like his!" But Net decided not to, for he was to lazy to press the quote button.

And Chardish decided to write this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chardish

So Chardish saw this post....

Quote:

Originally Posted by netty400

So once Net saw Chardish's post, he thought "I should ruin that joke with anotherone almost like his!" But Net decided not to, for he was to lazy to press the quote button.

And Chardish decided to write nothing.

Verruckter · 06-13-2004, 03:13 PM

Lupin... ur jokes suck real bad.

Lupin_the_3rd · 06-13-2004, 03:18 PM

Are you French or something?

"Zat Lupeen Charactuuur...He vill Pay for Hees Inso-LANCE" OH HOH!(French Laugh)

Verruckter · 06-13-2004, 03:24 PM

Yes I am French (well half).

Bhandeu dew connardes vouw zetes lay ( American speaking english. It not quite better)

Lupin_the_3rd · 06-13-2004, 03:31 PM

What sucks more than being Verruckter?

-Being Verruckter AND French!

Verruckter · 06-13-2004, 03:36 PM

What sucks more than being Lupin?

Nothing sucks mo than being Lupin.

Anyways i don't see why you hate us. You should read the 4 pages thread about this in the critical thinking section.

MiraiGurl · 06-13-2004, 05:09 PM

what has 124 legs and 6 teeth?
A stampeed of hicks.

chaosjr17 · 06-13-2004, 05:20 PM

Ok, This is a good one... So there are 4 men on top of a cliff (god knows why), an asian man, a hyspanic man, a white man and a black man. So all of a sudden jesus appears in front of these 4 men and he says to them: "You all must make a sacrifice so your people can prosper." So the asian man goes first, He yells out "For my people!" and jumps off the cliff. The hyspanic man goes next, yells "For my people!" and jumps off the cliff as well. The black man goes next, he yells "For my people!" And shoves the white man off the cliff.

Lupin_the_3rd · 06-13-2004, 05:25 PM

A guy walks into a bar and is instantly knocked unconscious. What happened?

-LOL IT WAS A METAL BAR

Kamoa_Han_Senzui · 06-13-2004, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lupin_the_3rd

A guy walks into a bar and is instantly knocked unconscious. What happened?

-LOL IT WAS A METAL BAR

OMG THE BEST JOKE I HAVE EVAR HEARD!!11ONEONE

MiraiGurl · 06-13-2004, 05:31 PM

Lupin...that one seemed kinda lame, man. That one can be changed for anything, like dumb blonde, irishman, etc. LOL.

One last joke from me...how many Aggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't know.They can't count that high.

cutesaru18 · 06-13-2004, 05:34 PM

A teacher was getting ready to teach her first class ever. She wanted to make sure she had control of her class, so she decided to use a little technique that she learned in her psychology class.

"Alright, class. Anyone who thinks that they are stupid, stand up."

After a few minutes, little Johnny stands up. The teacher then asks:

"Johnny, do you think that you are stupid?" Johnny then responds:

"No, but I hated to see you standing there all by yourself."

Lupin_the_3rd · 06-13-2004, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Lupin...that one seemed kinda lame, man. That one can be changed for anything, like dumb blonde, irishman, etc. LOL.

What in God's name are you talking about?

Kamoa knows what I'm talking about...I bet he's still laughing at that pun.

**Moogy** · 06-13-2004, 05:37 PM

Moogy rapes and kills your family.

Funny huh?

06-13-2004, 01:54 PM	#1
MiraiGurl FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In a recording booth for some anime company Posts: 55	Post a joke! ^-^ What's one of your favorite jokes? Just here to make people laugh. *NOTE!!* It MUST be clean I don't want this to get locked or pulled. Here's one to start it off: A panda walks into a bar, and orders some peanuts. Once he's done, he takes out a gun and shoots everything. The bartender asks the panda, "Why did you do that?" It replies, "Look me up in a dictionary," and leaves. The bartender pulls out a dictornary and reads: Panda--- Eats shoots and leaves. NOW... it's your turn. __________________ Ja matta ne!

06-13-2004, 01:58 PM	#2
lightdarkness Summer!! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Age: 37 Posts: 11,308	A women pregnent with tripples was walking down to the bank, to make a deposit, when a bank robber jumps out, and shoots her 3 times in the stomach. Luckly, the babbies are ok. *13 YEARS LATER* One of the daughers was going to the bathroom, then she started to cry. She ran to her mom and said "MOMMY MOMMY!, I was takking a tinkle and a bullet came out!" The mother then told the girl what happend 13 years ago. Two day's later... The same exact thing happened with the other daugher, and once again, the mother explained. About a week later, the son comes running into his mom's room. Saying "cryingOMG im so sorry i didnt mean it im so sorry!" The mother asks whats wrong, and the son replys "I was jackin' off and i shot the dog." __________________

06-13-2004, 02:03 PM	#4
MiraiGurl FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In a recording booth for some anime company Posts: 55	Chardish.... wierd, man. That's all I can say. __________________ Ja matta ne!

06-13-2004, 03:13 PM	#8
Verruckter FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada, with the cool people! Posts: 2,707	Lupin... ur jokes suck real bad. __________________ Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged Image removed for size violation.

06-13-2004, 03:24 PM	#10
Verruckter FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada, with the cool people! Posts: 2,707	Yes I am French (well half). Bhandeu dew connardes vouw zetes lay ( American speaking english. It not quite better) __________________ Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged Image removed for size violation.

06-13-2004, 03:07 PM	#6
Lupin_the_3rd FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,665	How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows. It's never been tried. What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? To say "I surrender" in German Did you hear about the new French tanks? They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind.

06-13-2004, 03:18 PM	#9
Lupin_the_3rd FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,665	Are you French or something? "Zat Lupeen Charactuuur...He vill Pay for Hees Inso-LANCE" OH HOH!(French Laugh)

06-13-2004, 03:31 PM	#11
Lupin_the_3rd FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,665	What sucks more than being Verruckter? -Being Verruckter AND French!

06-13-2004, 03:36 PM	#12
Verruckter FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada, with the cool people! Posts: 2,707	What sucks more than being Lupin? Nothing sucks mo than being Lupin. Anyways i don't see why you hate us. You should read the 4 pages thread about this in the critical thinking section. __________________ Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged Image removed for size violation.

06-13-2004, 05:09 PM	#13
MiraiGurl FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In a recording booth for some anime company Posts: 55	what has 124 legs and 6 teeth? A stampeed of hicks. __________________ Ja matta ne!

06-13-2004, 05:20 PM	#14
chaosjr17 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 36 Posts: 106	Ok, This is a good one... So there are 4 men on top of a cliff (god knows why), an asian man, a hyspanic man, a white man and a black man. So all of a sudden jesus appears in front of these 4 men and he says to them: "You all must make a sacrifice so your people can prosper." So the asian man goes first, He yells out "For my people!" and jumps off the cliff. The hyspanic man goes next, yells "For my people!" and jumps off the cliff as well. The black man goes next, he yells "For my people!" And shoves the white man off the cliff.

06-13-2004, 05:25 PM	#15
Lupin_the_3rd FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,665	A guy walks into a bar and is instantly knocked unconscious. What happened? -LOL IT WAS A METAL BAR

06-13-2004, 05:31 PM	#17
MiraiGurl FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In a recording booth for some anime company Posts: 55	Lupin...that one seemed kinda lame, man. That one can be changed for anything, like dumb blonde, irishman, etc. LOL. One last joke from me...how many Aggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't know.They can't count that high. __________________ Ja matta ne!

06-13-2004, 05:34 PM	#18
cutesaru18 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 73	A teacher was getting ready to teach her first class ever. She wanted to make sure she had control of her class, so she decided to use a little technique that she learned in her psychology class. "Alright, class. Anyone who thinks that they are stupid, stand up." After a few minutes, little Johnny stands up. The teacher then asks: "Johnny, do you think that you are stupid?" Johnny then responds: "No, but I hated to see you standing there all by yourself." __________________ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

06-13-2004, 05:37 PM	#20
Moogy 嗚呼 Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 36 Posts: 10,303	Moogy rapes and kills your family. Funny huh? __________________ Plz visit my blog ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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