Go black guy go

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 06-11-2004, 07:39 PM

http://www.aim.beatgreets.com/displa...26&artist=Slim

OWnED LOWRL

evilbutterfly · 06-11-2004, 08:05 PM

well, i like to slap her while she's sucking. she likes it rough.

NeoDarkHeart · 06-11-2004, 08:35 PM

rofl... kinda short, but it gets the job done.

**lightdarkness** · 06-11-2004, 09:02 PM

That was truely awesome

QreepyBORIS · 06-11-2004, 09:13 PM

It would be good, if I hadn't heard it in the 6th grade or so.

NeoDarkHeart · 06-11-2004, 09:29 PM

where the hell do YOU go to school!? lol.

i didnt hear quality momma jokes like that till middle school.

Omeganitros · 06-11-2004, 09:41 PM

That's exactly what my face looked like when I saw this.

Like many things do on the internet, this thing lowered my IQ.

evilbutterfly · 06-11-2004, 09:48 PM

by 6th grade for me most momma jokes were fading out. before then, they were still saying stupid things like "yo' momma's so fat, she has her own area code" or "she sat on a rainbow and made skittles." mosquito one was ok, tho.

Omeganitros · 06-11-2004, 09:58 PM

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on Wal-Mart and the prices went down!

deltro300111 · 06-11-2004, 10:00 PM

I think the average IQ in the city in Texas where I lived before was about 5,.. "YO MAMA FARTED AND SKITTLES CAME OUT!" was the best we ever got, my favorite is, yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it

NeoDarkHeart · 06-11-2004, 10:21 PM

or the first one I learned, "yo' momma's so fat, she jumped and got stuck."

evilbutterfly · 06-12-2004, 12:13 AM

Yo' momma's so stupid, she told the cops I was a serial killer because I ate a bowl of Cheerio's!

^^^one i made up a loooooong time ago. used to think it was quite clever, too

now i realize the best momma jokes involve not how fat she is, but how many times i banged her last night. oh boy, sometimes i can get off on yo' momma sprees and everything u say turns into something about yo' momma.

Omeganitros · 06-12-2004, 12:20 AM

Oh yeah? Well, at least I'm not the one tried to write on paper with a pencil!

fusi0n · 06-12-2004, 12:20 AM

Yo momma's so stupid, she failed a drug test!

ololo

Jam930 · 06-12-2004, 08:26 AM

oh god...

NeoDarkHeart · 06-12-2004, 10:13 AM

okay, let's not seriously get into listing the momma jokes.

please. think of the children. they think its retarded also.

**Spazzbite** · 06-12-2004, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeoDarkHeart

okay, let's not seriously get into listing the momma jokes.

please. think of the children. they think its retarded also.

<purespite>

Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry

</purespite>

QreepyBORIS · 06-12-2004, 09:54 PM

Your momma's so fat, she was walking down the street and this dude was like "Man, that momma is so fat."

Verruckter · 06-12-2004, 09:56 PM

Yo momma's so poor, the other day I saw her kicking a can, and I asked her what she was doing, so she answered me that she was moving.

**xObserveRx** · 06-12-2004, 11:19 PM

Your Momma's So Small, she can hanglide on a dorito.

Your Momma's So hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

Your Momma's So fat, You can swim in her belly button.

Your Momma's So Dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Your Momma's So Bald, When she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a busted condom.

Your Momma's Armpits are so hairy, It looks like she has Don King in a headlock.

Your Momma's So fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Your Momma's So Dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your Momma's So Fat, when she wears red, People think she's the Kool aid man.

Your Momma's So Fat, When she wears yellow, she looks like a bus.

Your Momma's Teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.

Man, we were saying these when I was in grade 6, that was like 1994. Man, good times....

06-11-2004, 07:39 PM	#1
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	Go black guy go http://www.aim.beatgreets.com/displa...26&artist=Slim OWnED LOWRL

06-11-2004, 08:05 PM	#2
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	well, i like to slap her while she's sucking. she likes it rough. __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

06-11-2004, 08:35 PM	#3
NeoDarkHeart FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: USA Posts: 283	rofl... kinda short, but it gets the job done. __________________ Stats You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence.

06-11-2004, 09:02 PM	#4
lightdarkness Summer!! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Age: 37 Posts: 11,308	That was truely awesome __________________

06-11-2004, 09:13 PM	#5
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 35 Posts: 7,454	It would be good, if I hadn't heard it in the 6th grade or so. __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

06-11-2004, 09:29 PM	#6
NeoDarkHeart FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: USA Posts: 283	where the hell do YOU go to school!? lol. i didnt hear quality momma jokes like that till middle school. __________________ Stats You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence.

06-11-2004, 09:41 PM	#7
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 37 Posts: 8,897	That's exactly what my face looked like when I saw this. Like many things do on the internet, this thing lowered my IQ.

06-11-2004, 09:48 PM	#8
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	by 6th grade for me most momma jokes were fading out. before then, they were still saying stupid things like "yo' momma's so fat, she has her own area code" or "she sat on a rainbow and made skittles." mosquito one was ok, tho. __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

06-11-2004, 09:58 PM	#9
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 37 Posts: 8,897	Yo mama's so fat, she sat on Wal-Mart and the prices went down!

06-11-2004, 10:00 PM	#10
deltro300111 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: d colon Age: 36 Posts: 1,014	I think the average IQ in the city in Texas where I lived before was about 5,.. "YO MAMA FARTED AND SKITTLES CAME OUT!" was the best we ever got, my favorite is, yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it __________________

06-11-2004, 10:21 PM	#11
NeoDarkHeart FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: USA Posts: 283	or the first one I learned, "yo' momma's so fat, she jumped and got stuck." __________________ Stats You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence.

06-12-2004, 12:13 AM	#12
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	Yo' momma's so stupid, she told the cops I was a serial killer because I ate a bowl of Cheerio's! ^^^one i made up a loooooong time ago. used to think it was quite clever, too now i realize the best momma jokes involve not how fat she is, but how many times i banged her last night. oh boy, sometimes i can get off on yo' momma sprees and everything u say turns into something about yo' momma. __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

06-12-2004, 12:20 AM	#13
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 37 Posts: 8,897	Oh yeah? Well, at least I'm not the one tried to write on paper with a pencil!

06-12-2004, 12:20 AM	#14
fusi0n FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Indianapolis, IN Age: 38 Posts: 2,158	Yo momma's so stupid, she failed a drug test! ololo __________________

06-12-2004, 08:26 AM	#15
Jam930 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,069	oh god... __________________ -Jamie

06-12-2004, 10:13 AM	#16
NeoDarkHeart FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: USA Posts: 283	okay, let's not seriously get into listing the momma jokes. please. think of the children. they think its retarded also. __________________ Stats You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence.

06-12-2004, 09:54 PM	#18
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 35 Posts: 7,454	Your momma's so fat, she was walking down the street and this dude was like "Man, that momma is so fat." __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

06-12-2004, 09:56 PM	#19
Verruckter FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada, with the cool people! Posts: 2,707	Yo momma's so poor, the other day I saw her kicking a can, and I asked her what she was doing, so she answered me that she was moving. __________________ Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged Image removed for size violation.

06-12-2004, 11:19 PM	#20
xObserveRx FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ontario Age: 43 Posts: 1,148	Your Momma's So Small, she can hanglide on a dorito. Your Momma's So hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her. Your Momma's So fat, You can swim in her belly button. Your Momma's So Dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund. Your Momma's So Bald, When she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a busted condom. Your Momma's Armpits are so hairy, It looks like she has Don King in a headlock. Your Momma's So fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. Your Momma's So Dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone. Your Momma's So Fat, when she wears red, People think she's the Kool aid man. Your Momma's So Fat, When she wears yellow, she looks like a bus. Your Momma's Teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down. Man, we were saying these when I was in grade 6, that was like 1994. Man, good times....

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