Forum Aptitude Test

[evilbutterfly]

yes, the FAT. the large number of new people posting stupid things is getting on my nerves, and i think we should all have to take a little test before being able to post. i would post this in the suggestions, but i figured i should assemble a test first. so what i need you guys to do is make a multiple choice question that would test newbies on the forum rules. if people cant pass the test, they obviously dont know the rules.

Circle the letter of the BEST answer to the question asked below:

1. Should you ask for a bunch of new songs for FFR?
(a) YES! DO IT IN ALL CAPS!
(b) Yes, but do it politely and use proper grammar and spelling.
(c) Yes, but make sure to only suggest specific songs from your favorite copyright protected artists
(d) No, because it has been asked for by way too many people already.

now, you guys make a question

[Verruckter]

Is Legend of Zelda Remix made by System of a down?

1) HELL YES!!! !
2) i'm not sure
3) of course not
4) i guess...

[Xaimus]

Is the following sentence acceptable?
"omg your dum"
a) yes
b) it's okay
c) no
d) anyone who uses "your" for "you're" should be shot in the face

[evilbutterfly]

nice ones so far

When is it okay to post nude pictures:
(a) Never.
(b) Always.
(c) Only in the hot girls thread
(d) Only in the garbage bin

[Snapps]

How did you think of Reagan?

A. Eh.
B. Great.
C. Leader.
D. Who?

[Omeganitros]

Hahaha...Yoshimaro is guilty of evilbutterfly's question above...

In the suggestions forum, before you post a suggestion, do you check if it has already been suggested by using the search button?
(A) Yes
(B) No

[evilbutterfly]

In your first post, you would like to introduce yourself and tell how good/bad you are at FFR. Where should you post this?
(a) Chit-chat
(b) FFR General Talk
(c) "n00b" forum
(d) Sign Ups

[Snapps]

What is easier?

A. One hand
B. Two hands
C. Any
D. Don't ask this again!

[evilbutterfly]

Which of the following is the most acceptable thing to post?
(a) lol, dats lik, so awsom guyz
(b) I HATE YOUR IDEA!
(c) Fuck you
(d) You have a great idea! [/quote]

[tomdabombrules]

Why doesn't anyone answer my questions?
a) i am that much of a n00b
b) you're all lazy
c) you hate me that much
d) you don't notice

[Jam930]

Is it acceptable to ask people to cyber through pms?
a.) no
b.) no
c.) no
d.) no

[evilbutterfly]

haha, Jamie. right below that question should be a lil thing that says:
"NOTE: If you are so desperate that you have to ask random people to cyber with you, there's no chance you'll ever get somebody as awesome as Jamie"

You just started playing and there are no songs in the "Secret" section. Why is this?
(a) You have not entered in the cheat codes yet
(b) You need more credits to unlock them
(c) You must play a minimum number of games first
(d) There are never songs in this genre

[Chromer]

Does the song Stomp To My Beat really mean to stomp like a freakin idiot?

(a) YES! ITS THE ONLY WAY!
(b) No, If you do your a n00b
(c) Stomp To My Beat? Isn't that a show on Broadway?
(d) Yes, but do it in the privacy of your own home

[evilbutterfly]

remember, the test should be on forum rules and conduct

What is the best way to use caps:
(a) At the beginning of sentences, for proper names, and other grammatically correct things (especially around Squeek)
(b) Using all caps is the best way to get a point across
(c) Nobody cares if you never use caps at all
(d) Toggle type is the way to go

[Chromer]

IM A NOOB ILL GO WITH (B)!!!!!!!!!!

[Jam930]

Don't use caps, use shift.

Just talk as if every sentence is part of an essay on your final exam...

[evilbutterfly]

In your first few posts you should:
(a) Say whatever you want, however you want
(b) Insult people to show that you aren't weak
(c) Post scores of your AAAA on Blur
(d) Lay low and don't act out. Wait until you have a good rep. before you completly speak your mind

[Arch0wl]

Does Arch own you at life:

A) Yes
B) Yes
C) Yes
D) Maybe - but mostly yes.
E) All of the above

[Jam930]

F) Hell no

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Fight, fight, fight, fight