Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ?

**Artic_counter** · 07-7-2009, 04:40 PM

T_T <- Happy Face

Yeah so does anyone know ? Plus how long does it usually last ?

**-Fallen-** · 07-7-2009, 04:42 PM

Depends how dark it is, couple of days at least. Easy way of getting rid of them would be not getting them in the first place. Didn't know people actually did that anymore..

**Artic_counter** · 07-7-2009, 04:46 PM

Well I didn't get it the way you think I got it. It just happens that I'm stupid enough to have been applying a suction with an objet somewhere on my face.

~HentaiXXX~ · 07-7-2009, 04:48 PM

Like a vacuum?

**tofurox** · 07-7-2009, 04:48 PM

Da haek? Wowzee....

**Artic_counter** · 07-7-2009, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~HentaiXXX~

Like a vacuum?

lol there is limit to my stupidity xD No just a small rubber cylindric objet that has only one base. You could picture it somewhat similar to a pen cap

**i love you** · 07-7-2009, 04:56 PM

Go to google and type in: "How to get rid of a Hickey"

Problem solved.

**Artic_counter** · 07-7-2009, 05:08 PM

I did that and one of the advice I got was to apply a curling iron on it

I was like hmmmmm

but yeah I did that before coming here and found a couple of solutions. I just wanted to make sure of which ones were actually working.

BabyViperx3 · 07-7-2009, 05:16 PM

Lmfao, I hate hickeys.

http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...to+get+rid+of+

Edit: The only one that has worked for me is the lipstick cap.

MrRubix · 07-7-2009, 05:19 PM

I propose a theory:

Fail hickeys: Hickeys you get from epic failures such as suction cups. Negative cool points.
Awesome hickeys: Hickeys you get from epic wins such as making out with cute girls. Positive cool points.

Get a cute girl to make out with and the two hickeys will cancel out due to cool-point offsets.

Even if it doesn't work, you still win.

MrRubix · 07-7-2009, 05:21 PM

Alternatively:

**Conorn** · 07-7-2009, 05:25 PM

lol...

just say you got some really hot chick to give you a hickey upsidedown or something i dont know, act cool man

MrRubix · 07-7-2009, 05:29 PM

If it's on your face, people will think you're getting lucky with someone freakayyy.

**Conorn** · 07-7-2009, 05:32 PM

if its on your neck, tell them to not see dr. acula!

**Artic_counter** · 07-7-2009, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrRubix

Alternatively:

You.Are.Genious

brb trying the spoon

MrGiggles · 07-7-2009, 05:43 PM

Hickeys only go away once you have done the proper amount of penance for your deeds. Hickeys, you see, are God's way of marking you as a sinner for all your peers to see. They are the result of doing sinful and naughty things that displease God. The hickey can only be removed through application of holy water at your local church or through days of prayer and repentance. Over time, as you repent, the hickey should begin to fade away, signifying that God has begun to delve deep into his eternal wells of forgiveness to heal you.

Should you neither repent nor seek clerical help, the hickey will stay with you through this life and the next, marking you for rejection from God's heavenly abode. Enjoy hell, ****er.

Or, you could try these methods.
http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-a-Hickey

I hear the frozen spoon works really well without the pain of the coin method.

**Conorn** · 07-7-2009, 05:52 PM

that is so sigged my man/woman.

**Artic_counter** · 07-7-2009, 05:58 PM

None have worked so far so:

**** the spoon
**** the battery
**** the comb
**** God

I was already going to be sent to hell anyway.

Ephraim Desole · 07-7-2009, 08:05 PM

Did you try the coin method yet?

Ephraim Desole · 07-7-2009, 08:06 PM

Oh, and it's sent to hell.

07-7-2009, 04:40 PM	#1
Artic_counter FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In your anus. Right corner Age: 31 Posts: 1,002	Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? T_T <- Happy Face Yeah so does anyone know ? Plus how long does it usually last ? __________________

07-7-2009, 04:42 PM	#2
-Fallen- xqsite OG Join Date: May 2005 Location: Canada Age: 36 Posts: 2,836	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? Depends how dark it is, couple of days at least. Easy way of getting rid of them would be not getting them in the first place. Didn't know people actually did that anymore..

07-7-2009, 04:46 PM	#3
Artic_counter FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In your anus. Right corner Age: 31 Posts: 1,002	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? Well I didn't get it the way you think I got it. It just happens that I'm stupid enough to have been applying a suction with an objet somewhere on my face. __________________

07-7-2009, 04:48 PM	#4
~HentaiXXX~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spalding, Nebraska, USA Age: 31 Posts: 2,955	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? Like a vacuum?

07-7-2009, 04:48 PM	#5
tofurox Them arrows. Join Date: May 2006 Location: Allen, Texas Age: 31 Posts: 2,263	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? Da haek? Wowzee.... __________________ This sig has been enhanced by the FFR Staff for being too large. Thank you for participating.

07-7-2009, 04:56 PM	#7
i love you Live a wonderful life~ Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,313	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? Go to google and type in: "How to get rid of a Hickey" Problem solved. __________________ =============================== The idea that RDCP 3 may come out in the future is a fun thought to have~ ===============================

07-7-2009, 05:08 PM	#8
Artic_counter FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In your anus. Right corner Age: 31 Posts: 1,002	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? I did that and one of the advice I got was to apply a curling iron on it I was like hmmmmm but yeah I did that before coming here and found a couple of solutions. I just wanted to make sure of which ones were actually working. __________________

07-7-2009, 05:16 PM	#9
BabyViperx3 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Southern California Age: 31 Posts: 444	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? Lmfao, I hate hickeys. http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...to+get+rid+of+ Edit: The only one that has worked for me is the lipstick cap. __________________ http://www.facebook.com/BabyViper http://www.plurlife.com/Babyviper http://www.formspring.me/BabyViper *R.I.P Jellygawd<3*

07-7-2009, 05:19 PM	#10
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? I propose a theory: Fail hickeys: Hickeys you get from epic failures such as suction cups. Negative cool points. Awesome hickeys: Hickeys you get from epic wins such as making out with cute girls. Positive cool points. Get a cute girl to make out with and the two hickeys will cancel out due to cool-point offsets. Even if it doesn't work, you still win. __________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

07-7-2009, 05:21 PM	#11
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? Alternatively: __________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

07-7-2009, 05:25 PM	#12
Conorn Lord of the Tea Republic Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: CA Age: 31 Posts: 856	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? lol... just say you got some really hot chick to give you a hickey upsidedown or something i dont know, act cool man __________________ Yep.

07-7-2009, 05:29 PM	#13
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? If it's on your face, people will think you're getting lucky with someone freakayyy. __________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

07-7-2009, 05:32 PM	#14
Conorn Lord of the Tea Republic Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: CA Age: 31 Posts: 856	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? if its on your neck, tell them to not see dr. acula! __________________ Yep.

07-7-2009, 05:43 PM	#16
MrGiggles Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Skaia Age: 22 Posts: 2,846	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? Hickeys only go away once you have done the proper amount of penance for your deeds. Hickeys, you see, are God's way of marking you as a sinner for all your peers to see. They are the result of doing sinful and naughty things that displease God. The hickey can only be removed through application of holy water at your local church or through days of prayer and repentance. Over time, as you repent, the hickey should begin to fade away, signifying that God has begun to delve deep into his eternal wells of forgiveness to heal you. Should you neither repent nor seek clerical help, the hickey will stay with you through this life and the next, marking you for rejection from God's heavenly abode. Enjoy hell, ****er. Or, you could try these methods. http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-a-Hickey I hear the frozen spoon works really well without the pain of the coin method.

07-7-2009, 05:52 PM	#17
Conorn Lord of the Tea Republic Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: CA Age: 31 Posts: 856	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? that is so sigged my man/woman. __________________ Yep.

07-7-2009, 05:58 PM	#18
Artic_counter FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In your anus. Right corner Age: 31 Posts: 1,002	Re: Does anyone know how to get rid of a Hickey ? None have worked so far so: ** the spoon the battery the comb ** God I was already going to be sent to hell anyway. __________________ Last edited by Artic_counter; 07-7-2009 at 08:16 PM..

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