Phynx Requires A Banner

[Phynx]

If anyone with EXCEPTIONAL photo design skills wants to take up this task, I'll gladly pay 50K credits if you require a fee. All it needs to be is

Select a JPEG, GIF, or PNG formatted image that will appear at the top of your hosted files page. The suggested size for this banner is 750x85 pixels.

There you go. What I would like to see is something completely original, make it dark in style much like my profile colors are (Black, White, Red, Yellow), all in a darker mood style. What I would like it to say is at top center, Phynx's, and below that centered in smaller font, FileFront Directory. I would love to have this A.S.A.P. and be ready to be subjected to excessive scrutiny cause I am a man of quality and I want only the best Thanks if anyone cares to do this. Oh and make the name on the banner quite a bit larger than the "FileFront Directory" text, but make sure it's still readable. And have both texts in an eviler sort of font, K, I'm done detailing now.