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Old 11-15-2008, 08:28 PM   #1
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What if your pet/animal was a human?

What do you think this person would be like? What race would they be? What kind of job would they have? What kind of friends would they have?

Give what kind of animal you have and then what you think they would be like as a human. Make sure to have reason. i.e. I think my cat would be a trouble maker because she is always knocking things over.

I will start. I have a black Labrador. He has two priorities as a dog: food and his mom (really my mom). I used to think food was his #1 priority but sometimes I don't know. He is constantly whining and crying when my mom is not home. As a human he would probably grow up to be 40 year old white guy that is still living with his mom. He would be what you could call "a momma's boy."

Mine isn't too interesting but I am sure some of you have some very unique animals with some distinct characteristics that you could use.
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Old 11-15-2008, 08:30 PM   #2
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Basically all dogs would just be ******s who would jump around and shout "Hey! Hey! Hey! HeyHeyHeyheyheyhey! Hey!" all day.
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Old 11-15-2008, 08:33 PM   #3
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Well I guess you could over simplify it but some people do have animals with unique traits. The goal of this thread is for people just to have fun.
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Old 11-15-2008, 08:46 PM   #4
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My cat would be a gay middle aged man suffering from borderline personality disorder.

Edit: Because he is all of those things, aside from being human.
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:44 PM   #5
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My cat would probably be in his late 20s... with ADHD, and really lazy - eating most of the time. He would be deathly afraid of paper and plastic bags, especially the sounds that they make.

TLDR: He would be a wuss.
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Old 11-17-2008, 03:03 PM   #6
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One of my dogs would be a gold digging tease, the other would be the fool who fell for her, and my lizard would be just like me, a lazy bastard.
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Old 11-17-2008, 04:15 PM   #7
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I have a goldfish who would turn out to be one of those people with a phobia for everything and wouldn't leave the house, washing their hands every day, scared to even go out and get the mail.
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Old 11-17-2008, 04:21 PM   #8
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My Kitten in human form would have ADHD, attack every human in sight, walk into other people's houses, be a complete whore and spend all day running up and down stairs.
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Old 11-17-2008, 04:51 PM   #9
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Default Re: What if your animal....

I don't have a pet anymore. But, I suppose if we still had Scrappy, my old beagle, he'd be like me. A depressed teen because his parents (in Scrappy's case, owners) always hit him. They always used to come home and hit him, that's why he ran away. Maybe I should have gone with the little guy. I was only like 4, but we could've grown up in the woods together and then I could have battled some retarded animal, like, oh say, a cheetah.
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Old 11-17-2008, 04:55 PM   #10
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My Kitten in human form would have ADHD, attack every human in sight, walk into other people's houses, be a complete whore and spend all day running up and down stairs.
So if you cat was a human it would attack every human in sight. I hope it never looks in a mirror!

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I don't have a pet anymore. But, I suppose if we still had Scrappy, my old beagle, he'd be like me. A depressed teen because his parents (in Scrappy's case, owners) always hit him. They always used to come home and hit him, that's why he ran away. Maybe I should have gone with the little guy. I was only like 4, but we could've grown up in the woods together and then I could have battled some retarded animal, like, oh say, a cheetah.
This is very revealing
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Old 11-17-2008, 05:02 PM   #11
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Uh, someone can both have ADHD and be lazy...
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Old 11-17-2008, 05:03 PM   #12
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ADHD and motivation aren't on the same line. ADHD means that you are hyper and not that you are going to clean your room.
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Old 11-17-2008, 05:12 PM   #13
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My cat would be a bank robber, because he steals things from neighbors. Then he would be all like "yay", and bring it to the house, but run away again.

He will be one of those people who will come home when he's in danger, you know, if the popo are after him.
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My cat would be one of thoes huge people that can't get out of bed.
He weighs about 35ish lbs.
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I have a white Maltese.

Annoying as hell.

He'd probably be a furry as a human.
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Old 11-17-2008, 06:43 PM   #17
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well if they were human I'd have a serial killer and a whore running around as well as a really really really stupid black chick who would most likely be obese

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this made me laugh
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That made me laugh too. xD
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Yay. I made two people laugh.

P.S. DAMN. Ya'll got a lot of cats 'round here.
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Old 11-18-2008, 04:42 AM   #20
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I have a cat.Her name is sweety.
My cat would be a gay middle aged man suffering from borderline personality disorder because he is all of those things, aside from being human like Rubin0's cat.
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