ITT we ask easy riddles/questions that people screw up

[YoshL]

Originally Posted by Shikari

1. Johnny
2. Mt. Everest
3. 2nd
4. 9......... There must be a catch.

The Johnny one is lol.

#4 is one haystack if they're all combined lul

[supermousie]

Originally Posted by YOSHl

#4 is one haystack if they're all combined lul

Weird. That's like saying a brick combined with other bricks makes one bigass brick instead of a wall. It's still nine haystacks imo.
/stubborn

[Choofers]

Originally Posted by supermousie

Weird. That's like saying a brick combined with other bricks makes one bigass brick instead of a wall. It's still nine haystacks imo.
/stubborn

bricks are the same as hay

[YoshL]

Originally Posted by supermousie

Weird. That's like saying a brick combined with other bricks makes one bigass brick instead of a wall. It's still nine haystacks imo.
/stubborn

inb4 thread turns into discussion on what makes a haystack

[supermousie]

Originally Posted by Choofers

bricks are the same as hay

you know it bredda.

[Shikari]

If the day before the day after tomorrow will be Saturday, and the day after the day before yesterday was Thursday, what is today?

The only one I could find so far.


EDIT:

You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus drivers eyes?

This one is gold.

[supermousie]

Originally Posted by Shikari

The only one I could find so far.

Jesus christ Raph.

Friday?

edit:

Originally Posted by Shikari

Keyword people will miss is You're a bus driver. Answer is whatever the reader's eye colour is.

[Shikari]

Originally Posted by supermousie

Jesus christ Raph.

Friday?

ya

kinda tricky, yea

[iironiic]

Haha the title of this thread makes me think about each question more than once before answering xD

I'll post a few questions when any of them come to mind.

[LongGone]

From a website (innuendos):

1. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
4. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
5. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

[Zageron]

a/s/l?

[YoshL]

Originally Posted by LongGone

From a website (innuendos):

1. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
4. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
5. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

1 : don't know, but it's not that.
2 : ring
3 : gum
4 : elevator?
5 : dentist

[supermousie]

Originally Posted by Zageron

a/s/l?

16/f/chicago
wbu bby?

edit2: edit: I reckon the first one has something to do with a tent or temporary structure of sorts. You erect a tent right?
inb4 uncontrollable giggling CLOSE ENOUGH

[iironiic]

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? lmfao

[hi19hi19]

firetruck \o/

[Shikari]

FIRETRUCK

[hi19hi19]

Originally Posted by LongGone

From a website (innuendos):
1. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
4. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
5. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

crane
ring
gum
elevator
dentist?

[iironiic]

Originally Posted by hi19hi19

firetruck \o/

*\o/*

[justaguy]

whos the only ginger admin

[rushyrulz]

A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; Three people boarded at the start. At Hakugyokurou, one left and half a person boarded. At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total?

The answer is, the answer is, zero people, zero people, that's because, that's because, there are no buses in Gensokyo!

bonus points if you actually understood that reference^

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