I have been disturbed - Page 2

Kagami_Hiiragi · 07-8-2009, 10:32 AM

Ok the name of the article has said enough.

Izzy · 07-8-2009, 10:38 AM

I don't think it's possible to cause such an erection through physical stimulation. Stupid article.
But who knows, maybe if you did some kind of extreme sexual pleasure to a little christian kid who's never even masturbated.

Either way it just furthers my hatred towards religious people because it sounds like something they would do.

Quigly · 07-8-2009, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izzy

I don't think it's possible to cause such an erection through physical stimulation. Stupid article.
But who knows, maybe if you did some kind of extreme sexual pleasure to a little christian kid who's never even masturbated.

Either way it just furthers my hatred towards religious people because it sounds like something they would do.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrobean

I hope you guys know that this site is a joke and this article is bull****.

This article would be funny if it was for real, but the fact that it's a joke just makes it asinine.

Hey Izzy look what I found.

Izzy · 07-8-2009, 10:40 AM

Yes, I read that. I was further explaining my thoughts as to why the article doesn't even make sense.
Edit: This isn't really as disturbing as news stories where a women steals a baby from another women while its still in her womb.

Quigly · 07-8-2009, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izzy

Yes, I read that. I was further explaining my thoughts as to why the article doesn't even make sense.
Edit: This isn't really as disturbing as news stories where a women steals a baby from another women while its still in her womb.

Wanna know why it not might make sense?

CAUSE IT'S FAKE.

MrRubix · 07-8-2009, 11:06 AM

Izzy · 07-8-2009, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quigly

Wanna know why it not might make sense?

CAUSE IT'S FAKE.

You can make a fake story with realistic ideas. You don't need to such a ***.

MrRubix · 07-8-2009, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by izzy

you can make a fake story with realistic ideas.

ROBOTS IN DISGUISEEEEEEeee

AC1speakerbox · 07-8-2009, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrRubix

ROBOTS IN DISGUISEEEEEEeee

I lol'd

**coraleaterlinda** · 07-8-2009, 12:45 PM

i was like wtf at first, but then after reading the whole article and looking at the ads and all the stuff on the page, i think this site is fake.

AC1speakerbox · 07-8-2009, 12:48 PM

^ That's exactly what convinced me.
Especially the kids section xD
It really is some funny stuff, and I'm Christian too.

**Brycexx** · 07-8-2009, 12:48 PM

this is pretty damn funny

MrGiggles · 07-8-2009, 03:08 PM

True Christian®

This is why I don't watch secular television stations. It only leads to foul evils like masturbation. I hope those boys learned a lesson. Maybe in time they will realize their mistake and repent. The Lord will forgive them.

Kagami_Hiiragi · 07-8-2009, 03:36 PM

It took under one minute of viewing the commercial before Satan entered the boys

**championanwar** · 07-8-2009, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izzy

You can make a fake story with realistic ideas. You don't need to such a ***.

qft

Crashfan3 · 07-8-2009, 04:08 PM

Quote:

The Landover Baptist Board of Directors approved a $2.5 million budget for Creation Scientists to open a 4-year investigation into an abdominal exercise tool called the "Ab Toner."

So, let me get this straight... you paid a guy $2.5M to tell you that if you put something that pulsates on your dick, it gets hard?

Quote:

"You can't really blame the boys. In reality, turning on a secular television station in a Christian home is like sending Lucifer a personal invitation to hold a picnic in your living room."

Oh, no! My brother's in the other room watching Spongebob Squarepants and being held by the evil grip of Satan!

Quote:

For now, we're just concerned about performing our Godly duty in getting an action alert out to every True Christian® in America.

Quote:

'Read this manual thoroughly before you begin.' There is no question that that statement is both malicious and deliberate." Edwards noted that pornographic pictures of females and males with "Ab-Toners" placed on revealing parts of their bodies throughout the manual direct innocent children to participate in something called, Targeted Toning.

It comes with free porn?! AWESOME!

Quote:

"It's just sad that three wonderful young Christian boys had to have theirs hacked off at the stem before we got our budget approved."

SCHING! Nopenis4u. :3

Quote:

the "Ab-Toner" caused muscles in the boys' private areas to harden and grow at such an accellerated rate that one of the youngsters nearly poked out his eye with the tip of his penis.

Oh snap, Christians discovered Ultra Male Enhancement®

Quote:

The great length of his genitals was such that ... even as we stood there with our jaws agape.

Hey, if the cock's that big, I understand if you wanna blow him.

AC1speakerbox · 07-8-2009, 04:53 PM

^ roflmao xD

**GG_Guru** · 07-8-2009, 05:03 PM

Holy ****..

bobfunck65 · 07-8-2009, 05:19 PM

i loled

07-8-2009, 10:32 AM	#21
Kagami_Hiiragi FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Somewhere Age: 32 Posts: 261	Re: I have been disturbed Ok the name of the article has said enough.

07-8-2009, 10:38 AM	#22
Izzy Snek Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 34 Posts: 9,192	Re: I have been disturbed I don't think it's possible to cause such an erection through physical stimulation. Stupid article. But who knows, maybe if you did some kind of extreme sexual pleasure to a little christian kid who's never even masturbated. Either way it just furthers my hatred towards religious people because it sounds like something they would do.

07-8-2009, 10:40 AM	#24
Izzy Snek Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 34 Posts: 9,192	Re: I have been disturbed Yes, I read that. I was further explaining my thoughts as to why the article doesn't even make sense. Edit: This isn't really as disturbing as news stories where a women steals a baby from another women while its still in her womb. Last edited by Izzy; 07-8-2009 at 10:45 AM..

07-8-2009, 11:06 AM	#26
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: I have been disturbed Wow. __________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

07-8-2009, 12:45 PM	#30
coraleaterlinda FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Victoria, TX Age: 36 Posts: 415	Re: I have been disturbed i was like wtf at first, but then after reading the whole article and looking at the ads and all the stuff on the page, i think this site is fake. __________________

07-8-2009, 12:48 PM	#31
AC1speakerbox FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 1,242	Re: I have been disturbed ^ That's exactly what convinced me. Especially the kids section xD It really is some funny stuff, and I'm Christian too. Last edited by AC1speakerbox; 07-8-2009 at 12:50 PM..

07-8-2009, 12:48 PM	#32
Brycexx FFR Veteran Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: South Carolina Age: 35 Posts: 438	Re: I have been disturbed this is pretty damn funny

07-8-2009, 03:08 PM	#33
MrGiggles Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Skaia Age: 21 Posts: 2,846	Re: I have been disturbed True Christian® This is why I don't watch secular television stations. It only leads to foul evils like masturbation. I hope those boys learned a lesson. Maybe in time they will realize their mistake and repent. The Lord will forgive them. Last edited by MrGiggles; 07-8-2009 at 03:12 PM..

07-8-2009, 03:36 PM	#34
Kagami_Hiiragi FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Somewhere Age: 32 Posts: 261	Re: I have been disturbed It took under one minute of viewing the commercial before Satan entered the boys

07-8-2009, 04:53 PM	#37
AC1speakerbox FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 1,242	Re: I have been disturbed ^ roflmao xD

07-8-2009, 05:03 PM	#38
GG_Guru Let em' do what they want Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,219	Re: I have been disturbed Holy ****.. __________________

07-8-2009, 05:19 PM	#39
bobfunck65 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1	Re: I have been disturbed i loled

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)